Classic Emily Haines Videos

[Brutus84]

Let me figure this out.

[Brutus84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAzevJOSX2U

[TwoWays]

Sad sad soul u are drooling after that tub of

[Brutus84]

Someone embed all these please. These are for the newbies that haven't seen these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRNXqcDLds

[Brutus84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Odetea_ROg

[Brutus84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0KydDZ8WI

[Brutus84]

Sad sad soul u are drooling after that tub of

Most of us are here for entertainment purposes. Only 4% of gamblers win.

[RetardStrength]

Which is the one when he $hits his pants?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Hilarious and I can't even put my finger on why...

What poster is this??? is he still around???

[Jeffie]

Hilarious and I can't even put my finger on why...

What poster is this??? is he still around???

"the price was right only 80 cents"
Talking to emily at the poker tables was always hilarious as well.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

A lotta fukkin gold in these videos.

"Here is a Salvador Dali lithograph hanging on my wall. Someone said I didn't have very goohd home decohr. So I gwuess we cyan puht thatt to behd right nhow."

[Jayvegas420]

I just mentionedEd "Get under the bed" a couple days ago. Still the greatest video ever posted here!

[Brutus84]

Fuk me to tears lmao. Anyone feel bad for the cat?

[Double Bogey]

Someone embed all these please. These are for the newbies that haven't seen these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRNXqcDLds

I love that. Yelling at the cat "WTF are you looking at, get under the bed"

[Jeffie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0KydDZ8WI

It was getting to the point where i thought he just might die from jogging lol.

[Ra77er]

I love the poker video except for the innocent cat getting yelled at.

[Jayvegas420]

Chasing away guys like Emily is NOT good for the site.
Fukkin trolls.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Not sure why someone would bump these...leave the guy alone

[Brutus84]

Not sure why someone would bump these...leave the guy alone

Says the guy responding in 3 year old threads to bash Lakerboy by posting pics of midgets on poles..........

[Russian Rocket]

this is my favorite

the fun starts at 1:50min mark

[Dirty Sanchez]

Says the guy responding in 3 year old threads to bash Lakerboy by posting pics of midgets on poles..........

I didn't troll Youtube to bring the guys stuff back to make fun of him dufus

[Chi_archie]

posts as sleepy across the street

here is a recent vid of him running

warning, do not view if you have a heart condition and are aroused by male nipple and heavy breathing

[I/O]

posts as sleepy across the street

here is a recent vid of him running

warning, do not view if you have a heart condition and are aroused by male nipple and heavy breathing

This shit is funny. The whole time I thought he was a kid.

But in all seriousness, this guy is challenged. Knows enough and has enough to function (+post). But he's slow.

[Bostongambler]

Hahaha... Whatever happened to Emily?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

this is my favorite
the fun starts at 1:50min mark

Rocket I am dying. That was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen / heard.

He is like an exaggerated SNL character.

"Gonna show em whose boss. Gonna charge the pricks."

[Keith Richard]

How come he had to run away? Weren't these animals fenced in?

[a4u2fear]

These were great. Classic

[cashin81]

i really want a cat now

[kmarinouofm]

this is my favorite

the fun starts at 1:50min mark

how many donuts can you get for $.80 ?

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

I didn't troll Youtube to bring the guys stuff back to make fun of him dufus

No dog in this fight, but people that make vids and post them on YouTube, are begging for attention. It could be for popularity, ad income, just an outlet to speak publicly, I don't know, but if the guy didn't want people viewing the vids, couldn't he take them down?

[TheMoneyShot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAzevJOSX2U

This video always makes me laugh. Clearly this happens to everyone. Everyone reacts differently. I remember in his initial post (Emily haines) I told him... on a bad beat like that... I'd throw that fukking cat across the room. Fukking animal acting all calm and sh#@. Has no clue you just lost your ass!!!! gotta love life

[TheMoneyShot]

This shit is funny. The whole time I thought he was a kid.

But in all seriousness, this guy is challenged. Knows enough and has enough to function (+post). But he's slow.

Just watched all the videos. Only viewed one of them before. Unreal. Guy lives in a nice neighborhood. Seems like a nice house also. Why would you waste time promoting who you are???

[bigtymer56]

A lotta fukkin gold in these videos.

"Here is a Salvador Dali lithograph hanging on my wall. Someone said I didn't have very goohd home decohr. So I gwuess we cyan puht thatt to behd right nhow."

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Never saw the Salvador Dali video...holy shit that might be the best one.

"Certainly Im not gay, matter of fact, I really like people that much altogether."

This list of reasons why his wife is gone. "That didnt end up working out to well. Its water under the bridge. Its what I do." Unreal.

Proves he's not fat by showing all he has to eat is a salad, some sliced tomatoes, 1 little pot pie for special occasions and 55 cans of soup.

[Brutus84]

Bump