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    Classic Emily Haines Videos

    Let me figure this out.

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    Sad sad soul u are drooling after that tub of

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    Someone embed all these please. These are for the newbies that haven't seen these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRNXqcDLds

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    Sad sad soul u are drooling after that tub of
    Most of us are here for entertainment purposes. Only 4% of gamblers win.

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    Which is the one when he $hits his pants?

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    Hilarious and I can't even put my finger on why...

    What poster is this??? is he still around???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Hilarious and I can't even put my finger on why...

    What poster is this??? is he still around???
    "the price was right only 80 cents"
    Talking to emily at the poker tables was always hilarious as well.

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    A lotta fukkin gold in these videos.

    "Here is a Salvador Dali lithograph hanging on my wall. Someone said I didn't have very goohd home decohr. So I gwuess we cyan puht thatt to behd right nhow."

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    I just mentionedEd "Get under the bed" a couple days ago. Still the greatest video ever posted here!

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    Fuk me to tears lmao. Anyone feel bad for the cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus84 View Post
    Someone embed all these please. These are for the newbies that haven't seen these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRNXqcDLds
    I love that. Yelling at the cat "WTF are you looking at, get under the bed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus84 View Post
    It was getting to the point where i thought he just might die from jogging lol.

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    I love the poker video except for the innocent cat getting yelled at.

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    Chasing away guys like Emily is NOT good for the site.
    Fukkin trolls.

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    Not sure why someone would bump these...leave the guy alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Not sure why someone would bump these...leave the guy alone
    Says the guy responding in 3 year old threads to bash Lakerboy by posting pics of midgets on poles..........

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    this is my favorite

    the fun starts at 1:50min mark


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus84 View Post
    Says the guy responding in 3 year old threads to bash Lakerboy by posting pics of midgets on poles..........
    I didn't troll Youtube to bring the guys stuff back to make fun of him dufus

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    posts as sleepy across the street

    here is a recent vid of him running

    warning, do not view if you have a heart condition and are aroused by male nipple and heavy breathing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    posts as sleepy across the street

    here is a recent vid of him running

    warning, do not view if you have a heart condition and are aroused by male nipple and heavy breathing

    This shit is funny. The whole time I thought he was a kid.

    But in all seriousness, this guy is challenged. Knows enough and has enough to function (+post). But he's slow.

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    Hahaha... Whatever happened to Emily?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    this is my favorite
    the fun starts at 1:50min mark

    Rocket I am dying. That was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen / heard.

    He is like an exaggerated SNL character.

    "Gonna show em whose boss. Gonna charge the pricks."

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    How come he had to run away? Weren't these animals fenced in?

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    These were great. Classic

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    i really want a cat now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    this is my favorite

    the fun starts at 1:50min mark


    how many donuts can you get for $.80 ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    I didn't troll Youtube to bring the guys stuff back to make fun of him dufus
    No dog in this fight, but people that make vids and post them on YouTube, are begging for attention. It could be for popularity, ad income, just an outlet to speak publicly, I don't know, but if the guy didn't want people viewing the vids, couldn't he take them down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus84 View Post

    This video always makes me laugh. Clearly this happens to everyone. Everyone reacts differently. I remember in his initial post (Emily haines) I told him... on a bad beat like that... I'd throw that fukking cat across the room. Fukking animal acting all calm and sh#@. Has no clue you just lost your ass!!!! gotta love life
    Last edited by TheMoneyShot; 11-17-14 at 04:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    This shit is funny. The whole time I thought he was a kid.

    But in all seriousness, this guy is challenged. Knows enough and has enough to function (+post). But he's slow.
    Just watched all the videos. Only viewed one of them before. Unreal. Guy lives in a nice neighborhood. Seems like a nice house also. Why would you waste time promoting who you are???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    A lotta fukkin gold in these videos.

    "Here is a Salvador Dali lithograph hanging on my wall. Someone said I didn't have very goohd home decohr. So I gwuess we cyan puht thatt to behd right nhow."
    That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

    Never saw the Salvador Dali video...holy shit that might be the best one.

    "Certainly Im not gay, matter of fact, I really like people that much altogether."

    This list of reasons why his wife is gone. "That didnt end up working out to well. Its water under the bridge. Its what I do." Unreal.

    Proves he's not fat by showing all he has to eat is a salad, some sliced tomatoes, 1 little pot pie for special occasions and 55 cans of soup.
    Last edited by bigtymer56; 11-17-14 at 07:10 PM.

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