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    SBR_John
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    OFFICIAL: Christmas prayer to your forum brothers

    Lets get in the spirit.

    I pray for all my forum friends today, JJ and Opie(that was a shorter list than expected but wtf)

    The holiday season is here and my Christmas wish is for all(both) my friends.

    I pray that all their needs will be taken care of and their hearts will be filled with your sweet love.

    Happy birthday Jesus! Let us losers be winners(and the winners be fuggin losers for a change)
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    Johnny...

    Merry Christmas

    thanks for the coffee maker as I needed one

    i am still stuck in Tampa as bookies waiting for me in Newark to pay them


    I should have cash for them on Thursday and then business as usual

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    Thanks for everything, Johnny.

    I hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas. Enjoy the look on that little one's face. Those times don't last long.

    All the best, pal

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    well shit, they replied. /thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Thanks for everything, Johnny.

    I hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas. Enjoy the look on that little one's face. Those times don't last long.

    All the best, pal
    Happy Holidays Opie...and to the family

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    May Jesus Christ Bless the forum on this joyous day.

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    Our Father Walker, who art in Costa Rica

    Holy be thy name

    thy sportsbook/Casino specials they will be done, when Lou gets around to it in the subforums as it is in players talk

    give us this day our daily points

    and forgive us our infractions as we report those who belittle us

    lead us not into flame wars but deliver us from Bateman

    For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the affliate program now and forever

    Amen
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    I believe in the almighty mayan
    maker of mexican culture on sbr
    and in his friend bigday the 2nd strongest sbr poster
    who was trained by Minnesota wrasslin coaches
    born by a farmer
    suffered under MMA Chicka
    was married, made a baby, on a boat
    on the third day of the bash he put ryanleaf to bed
    he ascended into the casino and was seated next to vegas vixen at the craps table
    from there he was able to judge Milwaukee mike a mush, and Iwinyourmoney a lush
    I believe in the communion of saints around JJGold Videos
    I believe in Bobbyfk
    the Holy Carpe Dime
    the sbr poker room
    the forgivness of banned posters
    the resurrection of batemanPatrickL every dec 24th
    and sbr life everlasting
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Thanks for everything, Johnny.

    I hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas. Enjoy the look on that little one's face. Those times don't last long.

    All the best, pal

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    May Jesus Christ Bless Vegas Dave's Severance Package!

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    I miss Vegas Dave, flyer

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    Jesus was not born in december

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    The Shepherd's Chapel ✞ September 29th: The Birthday of Jesus Christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    Jesus was not born in december

    It's okay

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    We all Brothers here John, from you down to the fukk that just joined yesterday. From the Poster Of the Year to the lowest gutter fukkin diving troll.

    Capping and Wagering community is a close knit group. We are what we are and most alike in many ways. Fukks here can play like they somebody, nobody or everyfukkinbody. Other fukks don't care what the fukkin body. Errybody else in the world look at us like we are crazy, daring, sick or just a fukkin pain in the ass. But they all still too stupid to tax us for it so fukk them.

    This particular site though is a micro of a fukkin cosm. Where else can you get a fukkin belly laugh, watch hot chics tell you you're a loser (or winner), beat your fukkin frustrations out on a keyboard, wreck someones day to make yours, make friendships with fukks that don't even exist, make real friendships and get a snapshot of life halfway on the other side of the fukkin world. Dudes run across the street to piss and come right back to tell you what color it was.

    You can get handicapping wisdom, entrepreneurial wisdom, street wisdom, sports knowledge, math tutorials, spelling advice and all the fukkin sheer stupidity you can take in.

    To do all that from day to day you gotta fukkin have something in common. A passion an interest or a weakness. Who fukkin cares, we all here.

    One big fukked up happy, dysfunctional band of brothers. Even if we hate each other sometimes.


    To My Brothers

    Happy Fukkin Whatever you believe Day whenever it is.

    From Walker to the new guy joined yesterday. And everyone in between.
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    This is blasphemy, this whole thread...

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    I don't agree Pronk

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    If you want to learn the TRUE word of entire bible, traced word for word back into Hebrew,Pastor Arnold Murray is you man.......

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    John don't believe the hype because if you are really this badly in need of friends money can buy them.... For example, as I told in person at the various bashes, drop $300 anywhere in the world and when I come to claim it I'll be the best friend money can buy for several days...

    Same offer is open to your desperation forum BFF's JJ and Opie as well but the price is a couple lines of white mosquito and $1500 respectively...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    John don't believe the hype because if you are really this badly in need of friends money can buy them.... For example, as I told in person at the various bashes, drop $300 anywhere in the world and when I come to claim it I'll be the best friend money can buy for several days...

    Same offer is open to your desperation forum BFF's JJ and Opie as well but the price is a couple lines of white mosquito and $1500 respectively...
    Walker, give pro to Herbie. Dude has been here since 05, a loyal combatant.

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    Give us a Christmas prayer this year John!

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    I pray the God Lord will bless us gamblers and allow us to smite the books for him, in his name

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    I pray that one day SBR_JOHN will once again post

    Christmas was Johnnies day, we're missing a family member when he doesn't show up

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    Merry Christmas to all!

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    We beseech the of Walker, to come back and revise the annual Christmas Pardoning of banned posters!

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    Merry Christmas to all and may the OP's prayers be answered....

    I was worried they may not be answered after Roy Moore asked for thousands of rednecks to pray to God last night to deliver him more votes, (and thus God might be too busy answering those prayers to address the OP's prayers), but fortunately God told Moore to "go fuk himself" and rejected his and his inbred followers' prayer requests out of hand (yes, the same Hand that directed Maradonna's ball into the net), so the odds are probably in the OP's favor.....

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    Good stuff

    Merry Christmas

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    No more warm threads like this anymore.

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