1. #1
    Auto Donk
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    fuk off sbr poker....

    either reset the equalizer or do another promo... or something, to get the stuck shit off where it is now....

    four-five straight months of bullshit badbeats (aces just cracked again three mins ago by some fuk head floppin two pair with k7 off, after the stupid fuk called a preflop raise with that trash).... sick shit is getting old....

    and it's always a bad fukkin beat.... used to be u ran three weeks on or so, then three off, and you could practically set your bm's to it......

    fix the shit..... it's a fukin joke. aces cracked three times this week alone, tdb puts every kind of bad beat known to man on me last night to win, and the place just sucks.....

    fukkin' at least let 85-15 favs hold up once per week maybe.....

    this shit is fukkin ridiculous....

    i've lost with the lesser hand once in the last f'n month, ace j vs a q.....

    the rest have been insane underdog bad beats.....

    did i fuk somebody's wife over there? give someone the clap??? wtf................

    now i'm done

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    I need to know if you truly believe they rig their software? It's a penny poker site that doesn't even offer poker promo's anymore. I doubt they even manage their software at this point.

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    Donkey gets a lucky 2nd last night & still whining like a little bitch. Hey jackass, the software & bad beats is the same for everyone.

    Learn how to play, step up your game, stop the excuses. No surprise you're nowhere to be found on this elite leaderboard:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

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    Sorry Donk SBR Doug was in charge of the equalizer and nobody else can figure out how to work the damn thing

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    No secret Tripe over plays his hands. So when the luckbox sucks out, of course he’s doling out bad beats along the way. Considering the shit hands Tripe bets, calls, & raises with.

    But Tripe is the kind of crappy player you want to be up against. Sure Tripe will suck out on you once in a blue moon, but you will beat him in the majority of showdowns. Winning %’s don’t lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crypt View Post
    I need to know if you truly believe they rig their software? It's a penny poker site that doesn't even offer poker promo's anymore. I doubt they even manage their software at this point.
    it's an old version of software designed to "spread the wealth" and keep as many players on a site as possible....

    never was meant for the application sbr uses it for, but it's the same nonetheless....

    easy to manipulate, as we all know....

    sbr has never needed to rig it, it came riggable as needed by the end user.....

    as for waves's comments.....











    and with christmas coming up:

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    You truly believe that?

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    The great RSH equalizer....





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    bobbywaves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crypt View Post
    You truly believe that?
    Of course Donkey believes in the rig, he also believed in Santa until 21. He's a little slow, took the short bus to school. Donkey's the kind of guy who doesn't take responsibility for his poor poker play, he needs to find excuses.

    Since Donkey has Alzheimer's & can't remember when he was totally humiliated with 0 pts in World Cup poker action, prompting his linked "no smack talk thread" below, when he can't back up his talk. My pleasure refreshing Donkey's memory:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-even-guy.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Of course Donkey believes in the rig, he also believed in Santa until 21. He's a little slow, took the short bus to school. Donkey's the kind of guy who doesn't take responsibility for his poor poker play, he needs to find excuses.

    Since Donkey has Alzheimer's & can't remember when he was totally humiliated with 0 pts in World Cup poker action, prompting his linked "no smack talk thread" below, when he can't back up his talk. My pleasure refreshing Donkey's memory:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-even-guy.html
    hibbity schwibbity bibbity....

    at least I didn't have to ride with this guy to school.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Of course Donkey believes in the rig, he also believed in Santa until 21. He's a little slow, took the short bus to school. Donkey's the kind of guy who doesn't take responsibility for his poor poker play, he needs to find excuses.

    Since Donkey has Alzheimer's & can't remember when he was totally humiliated with 0 pts in World Cup poker action, prompting his linked "no smack talk thread" below, when he can't back up his talk. My pleasure refreshing Donkey's memory:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-even-guy.html
    That's amusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    No secret Tripe over plays his hands. So when the luckbox sucks out, of course he’s doling out bad beats along the way. Considering the shit hands Tripe bets, calls, & raises with.

    But Tripe is the kind of crappy player you want to be up against. Sure Tripe will suck out on you once in a blue moon, but you will beat him in the majority of showdowns. Winning %’s don’t lie.
    you will never understand a poker mind. keep playing your cashing in 12 place system that provide you with penny points

    Let`s see how good you are, join the cash games with big o miller snapperman mpaschal and see how long you last.

    by the way you have a spot on fact, winning % never lie. trip kills you there.
    Last edited by sinmiedo; 10-30-17 at 12:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinmiedo View Post
    you will never understand a poker mind.
    Never understand a poker mind, when I'm currently 3rd on annual board?

    keep playing your cashing in 12 place system
    I will, my goal has always been cashing. You'll never come close to having more cashes than me.

    Let`s see how good you are, join the cash games with big o miller snapperman mpaschal and see how long you last.
    I was in a cash game just a few hours ago & made a tidy profit, didn't see you playing of course.

    by the way you have a spot on fact, winning % never lie.
    Unlike you, I always provide spot on facts.

    trip kills you there.
    Yeah, Tripe is really killing me. I'm only kicking Tripe's ass by nearly 3k & took him for 29k pts in our heads up poker bet:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

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    Crybabies like you are the reason I like to go on there and shove every hand. They're FREE tournaments with tiny prizes. Lighten up
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerdevil View Post
    Crybabies like you are the reason I like to go on there and shove every hand. They're FREE tournaments with tiny prizes. Lighten up
    Then by all means, keep crying like a bitch Donkey. I love when guys like this shove every hand. So Waves can pick them off, just like Andre “Dirty" Waters back in the day:

    Last edited by bobbywaves; 10-30-17 at 02:05 PM.

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    pick, or "peck", them off, as the case may be....

    waves "dirty" (ie, shit-covered) dong head makes for a helluva pecking device, as well.....


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    This tune sums up Donkey well:

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    and this photo.... well, is worth 10,000 words.... all of them "not good" for waves.....




    for all new members, this is actually NOT photoshopped, and was pulled from waves' mingle2 singles account....

    this fukhead waves actually thought women (or maybe it was men, but either way) would want to get them "some of that."

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    Donkey obviously jealous of Waves getting more pussy than a toilet seat, we get it already fudge packer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and this photo.... well, is worth 10,000 words.... all of them "not good" for waves.....




    for all new members, this is actually NOT photoshopped, and was pulled from waves' mingle2 singles account....

    this fukhead waves actually thought women (or maybe it was men, but either way) would want to get them "some of that."
    LoL Bobby just stop already Donk just did the mic drop with that photo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oChRoNiCo View Post
    LoL Bobby just stop already Donk just did the mic drop with that photo!
    Donkey just got buried in his own bitching thread.

    How about a poker bet for your 6k pts chump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Donkey just got buried in his own bitching thread.

    How about a poker bet for your 6k pts chump?
    Right after you pay me all the points you already owe me stiff! Don't think I forgot about you owing me points.

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    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 6839721
    $0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:31:00 30/10/2017 ET
    Table 'Table 74628', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $600, Big Blind $1200
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : AutoDonk_CONF, amount $22103, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : mpaschal34_CONF, amount $10835, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : dlowilly, amount $19562, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    AutoDonk_CONF: Small Blind ($600)
    mpaschal34_CONF: Big Blind ($1200)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to dlowilly: [Jd, Ad]
    dlowilly: Raise [btn] ($3600)
    AutoDonk_CONF: Raise ($22028)

    mpaschal34_CONF: Fold
    dlowilly: Call [btn] ($15887)
    AutoDonk_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
    dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3c, Ts, 4c]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [3s]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Qd]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    AutoDonk_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
    dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $40399, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $2541, Rake $0
    Summary AutoDonk_CONF: bet $22628, won $42940, net $20312, HoleCards [Tc, As], HiHand [two pairs, tens and threes] [Ts, Tc, 3s, 3c, As], won $40399 from main pot, won $2541 from side pot #1
    Summary dlowilly: bet $19487, won $0, net $-19487

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  27. #27
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    gotta play the rig.... i called your hand when u raised.... and said fuk it, it's time for sbr to do its thing.....


    get that 80-20 fav shit outta here.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by oChRoNiCo View Post
    Right after you pay me all the points you already owe me stiff! Don't think I forgot about you owing me points.
    If you can provide proof I owe you pts, I'll ship you 44k. If you can't provide proof, you ship me 6k.

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    is waves peekin' his head in on my thread again???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Donkey obviously jealous of Waves getting more pussy than a toilet seat
    Lolwut? You obviously donít know how pussys or toilet seats work


    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 6839721
    $0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:31:00 30/10/2017 ET
    Table 'Table 74628', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $600, Big Blind $1200
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : AutoDonk_CONF, amount $22103, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : mpaschal34_CONF, amount $10835, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : dlowilly, amount $19562, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    AutoDonk_CONF: Small Blind ($600)
    mpaschal34_CONF: Big Blind ($1200)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to dlowilly: [Jd, Ad]
    dlowilly: Raise [btn] ($3600)
    AutoDonk_CONF: Raise ($22028)

    mpaschal34_CONF: Fold
    dlowilly: Call [btn] ($15887)
    AutoDonk_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
    dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3c, Ts, 4c]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [3s]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Qd]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    AutoDonk_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
    dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $40399, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $2541, Rake $0
    Summary AutoDonk_CONF: bet $22628, won $42940, net $20312, HoleCards [Tc, As], HiHand [two pairs, tens and threes] [Ts, Tc, 3s, 3c, As], won $40399 from main pot, won $2541 from side pot #1
    Summary dlowilly: bet $19487, won $0, net $-19487

    Donker finally got his f7 key fixed. Watch out gentlemen, and waves, heís got the equalizer (aka shift-f7) in his favor again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Lolwut? You obviously don’t know how pussys or toilet seats work
    Did you figure out how betting works yet?

    What happened to your 15k? Your balance is going south fast chump.

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    frankzig: Small Blind ($50)
    defender: Big Blind ($100)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to dlowilly: [Ac, Ad]
    dogkatcher: Fold
    panamabrad: Fold
    tb1984: Fold
    Carseller4: Raise ($4495)
    dlowilly: Call [btn] ($1140)

    dare: Fold
    frankzig: Fold
    defender: Fold
    Carseller4: Show Cards ($0)
    dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [4s, Ks, Jc]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [2c]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Td]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    Carseller4: Show Cards ($0)
    dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $2430, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $3355, Rake $0
    Summary Carseller4: bet $4495, won $5785, net $1290, HoleCards [Ts, Js], HiHand [two pairs, jacks and tens] [Js, Jc, Ts, Td, Ks], won $2430 from main pot, won $3355 from side pot #1
    Summary dlowilly: bet $1140, won $0, net $-1140

    Guy overbet all in about 5 times in a row. 4 to 1 is worthless at SBR poker, but go try to pick a 4 to 1 underdog to win straight up in sports betting, I dare you. RSH!

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    LOL, Dlow you have finally run into Carseller... He is a little bit of a maniac, especially if he has chips.

    I have seen enough of your play to know that you know what you are doing at the poker table. With the one big exception, you think you should always win if you are the favorite. 4-1 favorite still means that you will lose 20% of the time. correlating sports betting odds and holdem odds is not correct but I am pretty sure you know this.

    The key point is that Carseller over and under bets pots all the time, you just got to hit him at the right time and hope your hand holds. If it dows not, get him the next time because you know his luck runs out eventually because the odds do not lie in the long run.

    Thinking it is rigged is just silly. If you have played live poker for any significant amount of time, you see everything complained about with SBR or other online poker sites.

    I expect this will fall on deaf ears but I figured I would use this to get this off my chest.

    Long live the RSH(tm)!!!

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    What the heck does RSH mean?????? Someone please explain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    What the heck does RSH mean?????? Someone please explain!
    Rigged Shit Hole...whoever believes it's rigged is a clown.

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