[Auto Donk]

yesterday, my kk loses to 85;

today, my ak to k ten

kiss my f'n ass

[SharpAngles]

Feel your pain Donker SBR poker is a fickle mistress

aipf so can't complain but damn I knew that river buried me


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5835575$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:30:00 27/05/2016 ET
Table 'Table 66997', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 10 is the button. Small Blind $50, Big Blind $100Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $885, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : panamabrad, amount $937, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : startm, amount $1340, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : jatt24, amount $2277, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : korki, amount $1990, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : defender, amount $1520, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : zjohnzzz, amount $1274, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : chico2663, amount $1767, amount bet $0, penalty (None)SharpAngles: Small Blind ($50)
panamabrad: Big Blind ($100)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [5c, Ac]
startm: Foldjatt24: Fold
korki: Fold
defender: Call ($100)
zjohnzzz: Call ($100)
chico2663: Fold
SharpAngles: Raise [btn] ($885)
panamabrad: Fold
defender: Call ($785)
zjohnzzz: Call ($785)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Jh, Ad, As]
defender: Check ($0)
zjohnzzz: Check ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ks]
defender: Check ($0)
zjohnzzz: Check ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
defender: Bet ($635)
zjohnzzz: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)defender: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2755, Rake $0Side pot #1 $635, Rake $0Summary SharpAngles: bet $935, won $0, net $-935Summary defender: bet $1520, won $3390, net $1870,
HoleCards [Qs, Js], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [As, Ks, Qs, Js, 9s], won $2755 from main pot, won $635 from side pot #1

[OldschoolGambler]

Those chips I got from you jinxed me Donk. just a few hands later I lost to the river king at out table.
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 5835560$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:27:00 27/05/2016 ETTable 'Table 66995', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 8 is the button. Small Blind $50, Big Blind $100Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (playing) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $1940, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 3 (playing) : aggieshawn, amount $1830, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 4 (playing) : ledsep26, amount $1875, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 6 (playing) : sammygran, amount $1380, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 7 (playing) : Miklos, amount $1195, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 8 (playing) : BeerDog99, amount $1485, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 9 (playing) : redrum, amount $3165, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 10 (playing) : katstale, amount $2130, amount bet $0, penalty (None)redrum: Small Blind ($50)katstale: Big Blind ($100)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to OldSchoolGambler: [Qc, Js]OldSchoolGambler: Call [btn] ($100)aggieshawn: Foldledsep26: Foldsammygran: FoldMiklos: Call ($100)BeerDog99: Foldredrum: Call ($50)katstale: Check ($0)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [6h, 9c, Jc]redrum: Bet ($200)katstale: FoldOldSchoolGambler: Call [btn] ($200)Miklos: Fold** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [4h]redrum: Bet ($200)OldSchoolGambler: Raise [btn] ($1640)redrum: Call ($1440)OldSchoolGambler: Show Cards ($0)redrum: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing River **Community cards: [2h]** End Round **** Evaluate **redrum: Show Cards ($0)OldSchoolGambler: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $4080, Rake $0Summary OldSchoolGambler: bet $1940, won $0, net $-1940Summary redrum: bet $1940, won $4080, net $2140, HoleCards [7h, 9h], HiHand [a flush, nine high] [9h, 7h, 6h, 4h, 2h], won $4080 from main pot</pre>

[bobbywaves]

yesterday, my kk loses to 85;

today, my ak to k ten

kiss my f'n ass

Nice to see karma getting you good Donkey. If you didn't stiff on our 5k poker bet, none of this would be happening to you.

Only good poker players consistently cash & run gr8 like Uncle Waves.

[Auto Donk]

get your troll ass outta here bobby forrest gump waves


troll, waves, troll!!!!


PS, waves, tho i've conclusively proven I didn't "stiff" you on anything, but rather you're just a stupid dumb fuk that always has to have the last say (we all know this about your scamming, pathetic ass), I wish I had stiffed you now that I know what a f'n scumbag you are......

I would sleep even better at night than I already do.....

go fuk yourself and think about the ass-beating i'm gonna put down on you at the next bash.... it'll probably allow ur gay ass to nut even faster....

troll, waves, troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SharpAngles]

Yesterday was a 5%er on the river, today it's more fun. Part of me knew and called just to see the bad news


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 5847877$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:08:00 02/06/2016 ETTable 'Table 67067', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : klemopixx, amount $1440, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : 4uk4life, amount $1450, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $1470, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : sammygran, amount $1480, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : warpednexus, amount $1630, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : AryanProud, amount $1460, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : horja1, amount $1500, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : shane, amount $1590, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $1510, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : jatt24, amount $1470, amount bet $0, penalty (None)sammygran: Small Blind ($10)
warpednexus: Big Blind ($20)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [7c, 8h]
AryanProud: Raise ($60)
horja1: Foldshane: Fold
OldSchoolGambler: Fold
jatt24: Call ($60)
klemopixx: Fold
4uk4life: Fold
SharpAngles: Call [btn] ($60)
sammygran: Fold
warpednexus: Fold
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [9s, Jh, Ts]
AryanProud: Bet ($1400)
jatt24: Raise ($1410)
SharpAngles: Call [btn] ($1410)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
AryanProud: Show Cards ($0)
jatt24: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Td]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [2c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
AryanProud: Show Cards ($0)
jatt24: Show Cards ($0)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $4410, Rake $0Side pot #1 $20, Rake $0
Summary
SharpAngles: bet $1470, won $0, net $-1470
Summary
AryanProud: bet $1460, won $2205, net $745, HoleCards [Ks, Qd], HiHand [a straight, nine to king] [Ks, Qd, Jh, Ts, 9s], won $2205 from main pot
Summary
jatt24: bet $1470, won $2225, net $755, HoleCards [Kh, Qc], HiHand [a straight, nine to king] [Kh, Qc, Jh, Ts, 9s], won $2205 from main pot, won $20 from side pot #1

[bobbywaves]

get your troll ass outta here bobby forrest gump waves


troll, waves, troll!!!!


PS, waves, tho i've conclusively proven I didn't "stiff" you on anything, but rather you're just a stupid dumb fuk that always has to have the last say (we all know this about your scamming, pathetic ass), I wish I had stiffed you now that I know what a f'n scumbag you are......

I would sleep even better at night than I already do.....

go fuk yourself and think about the ass-beating i'm gonna put down on you at the next bash.... it'll probably allow ur gay ass to nut even faster....

troll, waves, troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently living in denial helps Donkey sleep better. Facts are the facts chump. I clearly accepted your 5k bet offer, I smoked you by a 5k margin, you stiffed on your 5k debt.

I still can't find Donkey here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

Nor can I find Donkey here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

The only logical conclusion, this Donkey stiff sucks at poker.

[bobbywaves]

Yesterday was a 5%er on the river, today it's more fun. Part of me knew and called just to see the bad news

Your own fault taking on a newbie, when you should know by now the software favors newbies.

[Auto Donk]

Apparently living in denial helps Donkey sleep better. Facts are the facts chump. I clearly accepted your 5k bet offer, I smoked you by a 5k margin, you stiffed on your 5k debt.

I still can't find Donkey here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

Nor can I find Donkey here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

The only logical conclusion, this Donkey stiff sucks at poker.

maybe suck at rigged online doom switched poker, but waves, only one of the two us will be playing on a free cruise won by playing poker (because I obviously suck so bad) this December on Royal Carribbean's biggest cruise ship, playing in a poker tourney on said cruise (free buyin also won playing poker) where top prize is worth well more than you f'n section 8 shanty.....

and it ain't you, you pathetic scamming low rent welfare stealing con artist

ps. wussywaves, I truly hope you actually believe I stiffed you and that it bothers you..... that makes me sleep better at night, as well..... that, and the fact that I don't have to put photos of myself on a sleazy website "mardi-gra" style lifting my shirt over my head in the hopes of finding a sleazy roommate who can help me pay the mortgage on a piece of shit 49k house located in the slums of trenton that I don't have the money to make the payments on myself.....

you fukkin' prick, I cannot wait to beat your ass

[bobbywaves]

maybe suck at rigged online doom switched poker, but waves, only one of the two us will be playing on a free cruise won by playing poker (because I obviously suck so bad) this December on Royal Carribbean's biggest cruise ship, playing in a poker tourney on said cruise (free buyin also won playing poker) where top prize is worth well more than you f'n section 8 shanty.....

and it ain't you, you pathetic scamming low rent welfare stealing con artist

ps. wussywaves, I truly hope you actually believe I stiffed you and that it bothers you..... that makes me sleep better at night, as well..... that, and the fact that I don't have to put photos of myself on a sleazy website "mardi-gra" style lifting my shirt over my head in the hopes of finding a sleazy roommate who can help me pay the mortgage on a piece of shit 49k house located in the slums of trenton that I don't have the money to make the payments on myself.....

you fukkin' prick, I cannot wait to beat your ass

The only cruise you'll be taking jackass, is in your little sailboat around your flooded Texas neighborhood.

[Auto Donk]

shows what a dumb fukkin' idiot you are, wwaves.... maybe i'll buy your whole fukkin' neighborhood with my winnings and raze it just for the hell of it......

[bobbywaves]

maybe i'll buy your whole fukkin' neighborhood with my winnings and raze it just for the hell of it......

You go do that Donkey, I'll be here waiting for ya.

[Auto Donk]

i'm sure you will be, flappy b-cups and all, shirt "mardi-gra'd" over your head, but no place to go because no woman will give your lame ass the time of day.......

of course you'll be there, all alone as usual, with no plans whatsoever but to troll me and others on SBR......

[bobbywaves]

of course you'll be there

Of course I'm here, just like I'm located here:

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

Of course you won't show up in my hood, just like your failure to show up on leaderboards & Bash.

[Auto Donk]

face it waves, you're pathetic......



now run along and troll some skeezers on Mingle2 to try and find someone to help you pay your mortgage on your piece of shit $48k house you can't afford on your own, you broke dik fuk

[bobbywaves]

find someone to help you pay your mortgage

At least my house/neighborhood is above water...I noticed Mrs Donkey using your mattress as a makeshift boat in front of your Houston home, trying to catch a lunker for dinner tonight. Looks like you'll be sleeping on the couch chump:

[astro61200]

The majority of Philadelphia is a shithole. Can't really talk shit about any other place, Philly blows.

[bobbywaves]

The majority of Philadelphia is a shithole. Can't really talk shit about any other place, Philly blows.

I don't live in Phily, but you definitely won't find a better cheese steak anywhere else.

[astro61200]

I don't live in Phily, but you definitely won't find a better cheese steak anywhere else.

That I can agree with, the food in Philly is awesome. My dad is from there so I'd go up there every year when we went to Wildwood, NJ. Was not impressed with the city, itself, at all.

[Auto Donk]

Sadly, for Waves, he has to resort to phony photos.....

whereas that lame shit above "mardi-gra'ing" his shirt to exposes his flappy small b's is him, the car photo of the rundown '82 tauras with no hub caps is smack dab in front of his house; the photos of the run down shithole neighborhood and the houses next door with huge chunks of missing siding are indeed next door to his f'n pathetic digs...... the park with the heroin needles everywhere is Columbus Park, right around the corner from his shanty..... the all puerto rican slum markets are adjacent to his street...... the pathetic ass requests about scammin' the new jersey state unemployment office are his..... the lame f'n Mingle2 account was truly his effort to find someone to help him pay his mortgage......

you can't make this shit up

[bobbywaves]

you can't make this shit up

Sure you can make this shit up, as you just did.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

The majority of Philadelphia is a shithole. Can't really talk shit about any other place, Philly blows.

hey astro how many times you been to philly and what area is your dad from? I'm thinking your dad is from the Northeast part of the city......please, come see me in Old City and tell me what a shit hole i live in

[astro61200]

hey astro how many times you been to philly and what area is your dad from? I'm thinking your dad is from the Northeast part of the city......please, come see me in Old City and tell me what a shit hole i live in

I don't remember, only been there once in the past 13 or 14 years now.

[astro61200]

i7ustin has been given the green light to donk his way to 1st in the 9pm tonight.. Lost every flip (again). KQ losing to 22 after a small preflop all in, AQ chopping with A7 after runner runner 2 pair on board, AA chops with AA. This doesn't even include the multiple 4 to a straight boards or the straight on board to chop hands that I wasn't even involved in. It's amazing how awful this software is, it really is.

Here's the gem that knocked out 3 people, and why i7onkstin will win the 9pm:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5876779
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:31:00 15/06/2016 ET
Table 'Table 67259', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 9 is the button. Small Blind $50, Big Blind $100
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : d2bets, amount $3479, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : sammygran, amount $4735, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : GaryDN, amount $1590, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : downsouth, amount $1576, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : TheGiant, amount $322, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : oiler, amount $1550, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : l7ustin, amount $2746, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : astro61200, amount $1422, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
astro61200: Small Blind ($50)
d2bets: Big Blind ($100)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to astro61200: [Qh, Qc]
sammygran: Fold
GaryDN: Fold
downsouth: Fold
TheGiant: Raise ($322)
oiler: Call ($322)
l7ustin: Call ($322)
astro61200: Raise [btn] ($644)
d2bets: Fold
oiler: Call ($322)
l7ustin: Call ($322)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [7s, 8h, 8d]
astro61200: Bet [btn] ($778)
oiler: Call ($778)
l7ustin: Call ($778)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [4c]
oiler: Check ($0)
l7ustin: Check ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ac]
oiler: Bet ($128)
l7ustin: Call ($128)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
TheGiant: Show Cards ($0)
oiler: Show Cards ($0)
l7ustin: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1388, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $3300, Rake $0
Side pot #2 $256, Rake $0
Summary TheGiant: bet $322, won $0, net $-322
Summary oiler: bet $1550, won $0, net $-1550
Summary l7ustin: bet $1550, won $4944, net $3394, HoleCards [Tc, Ah], HiHand [two pairs, aces and eights] [Ah, Ac, 8h, 8d, Tc], won $1388 from main pot, won $3300 from side pot #1, won $256 from side pot #2
Summary astro61200: bet $1472, won $0, net $-1472

Calling all the way down with nothing but ace high, and not even a great kicker at a 8 handed table with so much action. I know this is free, but wow the awful play that's rewarded here on a nightly basis is sickening. Can't wait to get the PPC finished and my remaining 4k paid off on my loan so I can stop playing on this shithole software, I'd get a more realistic session playing a Playstation 2 WSOP game, which I could buy for $1 instead of $75,000.

[bobbywaves]

I'd get a more realistic session playing a Playstation 2 WSOP game, which I could buy for $1 instead of $75,000.

Perhaps, but you won't get betpoints that you can cash in for real world prizes.

If it's any consolation, l7ustin didn't even cash.

[astro61200]

Perhaps, but you won't get betpoints that you can cash in for real world prizes.

Ha the way the last few weeks of tournaments have played out, suck outs/losing ever coin flip if the person has more than 300 chips/etc., I'm not winning any betpoints anyway.

I also see i7ustin finished 16th. That's pathetic, guy lucks into 4500 in chips only 30 mins in, has over 6k with low blinds and busts out within 15 minutes.

[astro61200]

Just ranting.. I'll change my avatar and go back to running mediocre. Though I feel a few days of just pure suckouts galore for me soon, that's the pattern on here usually. 3 weeks of getting railroaded then 2 days of doing the same to everyone else to even out the percentages.

[astro61200]

As I said.. more realistic outcomes from a shitty playstation 2 game that I can get in the dollar bin at a video game store:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5878907
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:01:00 16/06/2016 ET
Table 'Table 67280', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $200, Big Blind $400
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : CrazyMachine, amount $2445, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : MrKLC, amount $2985, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : astro61200, amount $455, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : laz, amount $459, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : thechaoz, amount $4825, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : carolinadaze, amount $3562, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
carolinadaze: Small Blind ($200)
CrazyMachine: Big Blind ($400)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to astro61200: [Qd, 9s]
MrKLC: Fold
astro61200: Raise [btn] ($430)
laz: Fold
thechaoz: Fold
carolinadaze: Fold
CrazyMachine: Call ($30)
CrazyMachine: Show Cards ($0)
astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3h, 9h, 5h]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [6c]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [6s]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
CrazyMachine: Show Cards ($0)
astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1210, Rake $0
Summary CrazyMachine: bet $430, won $1210, net $780, HoleCards [Qs, 6d], HiHand [three of a kind, sixes] [6s, 6d, 6c, Qs, 9h], won $1210 from main pot
Summary astro61200: bet $430, won $0, net $-430

[Slanina]

My AJ lost to A6 all in preflop. Maybe 5 hands later, my AK lost to A5 allin preflop. 3k to 1600 to 400. Good game.

Come on.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

My AJ lost to A6 all in preflop. Maybe 5 hands later, my AK lost to A5 allin preflop. 3k to 1600 to 400. Good game.

Come on.

**********************************
*Just a quick note for Lou to see in A.M.*
**********************************
Poker software working fine in accordance with programming.

Cancel maintenance check set for 10am this morning and proceed to blackjack.

-- I.P. Daly (moderator intern)

[Auto Donk]

complain about the rigged shithole that is sbr poker if you want (aka "Shithole Be Rigged Poker"^tm aka "Fuk The Donk Poker"^tm), but it does have one absolutely fantastic advantage over playing live poker.....

that being that you don't have to actually see this thing sitting across the table from you with his four disgusting on display "Mardi-Gras Style":



Conversations during play such as this don't have to occur:

Donk: "Raise, 2000"

Ol Four Tits: "I'll see your 2000 and raise you two flappy b-cups and two smaller flappy a-cups!"

Donk: "Get the fuk outta here, waves! Seriously, Small b, and a, hit the fukkin' trail before I beat the shit out of you!"

[korki]

baf

[astro61200]

**********************************
*Just a quick note for Lou to see in A.M.*
**********************************
Poker software working fine in accordance with programming.

Cancel maintenance check set for 10am this morning and proceed to blackjack.

-- I.P. Daly (moderator intern)

I rarely play BJ here, but if it's like the poker program I assume the only time the dealer doesn't get BJ is when you bust too early to see if he does

5-2-2-4-3-5

[Auto Donk]

once again, live play somehow simply cannot doom switch the Donk:

here's my stack 24 mins after buying in for 200 at a 1-3 game at the Nugget in Lake charles:

donk kg cashout 500.jpg

[bobbywaves]

Why is the pussy's beer holder empty?