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  • Albert Pujols
    SBR MVP
    • 06-01-10
    • 1670

    #1
    There's no juice when you win
    Dude sat down at a bar and said to the bookie "There's no way the Saints lose today." Bookie says "wanna bet?" Dude says "hell yeah, I'll bet you 6 grand the Saints win." Bookie says "okay, but if they win, I'm only paying you $1500." Dude says "that's great, I love when you agree to such a sucker bet. You should at least charge vig or something."
  • ChuckyTheGoat
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-04-11
    • 38261

    #2
    Was the dude = Brock Landrs?
    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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    • Brock Landers
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 06-30-08
      • 45367

      #3
      Phuck you
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      • TheMoneyShot
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        • 02-14-07
        • 28690

        #4
        It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.
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        • Ill-Archie
          SBR Rookie
          • 09-09-12
          • 17

          #5
          Originally posted by Brock Landers
          Phuck you

          You lost 4 vacation or 6 morgage paments in 2 hours.....you suck dude
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          • Albert Pujols
            SBR MVP
            • 06-01-10
            • 1670

            #6
            Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
            Was the dude = Brock Landrs?
            Who said anything about Brock Landers?
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            • Albert Pujols
              SBR MVP
              • 06-01-10
              • 1670

              #7
              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
              It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.
              Yep, heard that.
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              • d2bets
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                • 08-10-05
                • 39847

                #8
                Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.
                But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
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                • PittsburghPlayer
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-11-10
                  • 6760

                  #9
                  ...
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                  • RudyRuetigger
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-24-10
                    • 65107

                    #10
                    Unfukkinreal

                    You only pay juice when you win

                    When you lose, they collect the fukkin money anyway whether it is -1000 or +20000
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                    • Albert Pujols
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-01-10
                      • 1670

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                      Unfukkinreal

                      You only pay juice when you win

                      When you lose, they collect the fukkin money anyway whether it is -1000 or +20000
                      That's my point.
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                      • Albert Pujols
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-01-10
                        • 1670

                        #12
                        Winners pay vig, not losers. Hopefully this story illustrates to Brock how ******* stupid he is, and encourages him to go back to his family before he's pitching quarters at the 7/11 drinking 40's with homeless people.
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                        • Brock Landers
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 06-30-08
                          • 45367

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Albert Pujols
                          Winners pay vig, not losers. Hopefully this story illustrates to Brock how ******* stupid he is, and encourages him to go back to his family before he's pitching quarters at the 7/11 drinking 40's with homeless people.
                          I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
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                          • Ill-Archie
                            SBR Rookie
                            • 09-09-12
                            • 17

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Brock Landers
                            I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
                            Brock who you like for tonight/?
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                            • Albert Pujols
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-01-10
                              • 1670

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Brock Landers
                              I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
                              Look, you're not a bad guy. Well, actually you are, but I don't wish any ill will on you. Cash out and quit before you lose it all and then steal again.
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                              • convick
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-03-11
                                • 3954

                                #16
                                Originally posted by d2bets
                                But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
                                False. Just increase your bet size.
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                                • TheMoneyShot
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                                  • 02-14-07
                                  • 28690

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by d2bets
                                  But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
                                  I understand what u mean dbets... I was just being a sarcastic/funny/stupid. I remember my gambling buddies tell me... when you get in a fukking drought... and you keep losing... JUST WIN. Don't worry about juice... etc... sometimes it pumps you up to make the right call.
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                                  • d2bets
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 39847

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by convick
                                    False. Just increase your bet size.
                                    Then you still coulda won more with lower juice, regardless of bet size.
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                                    • face
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-31-11
                                      • 14740

                                      #19
                                      transfer to think tank, deep stuff going on in here
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                                      • Optional
                                        Administrator
                                        • 06-10-10
                                        • 62172

                                        #20
                                        The more you bet the more you win.
                                        .
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                                        • Dr.Gonzo
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-05-09
                                          • 4660

                                          #21
                                          After hearing this train of thought I'm really disappointed that we use decimal odds in my country
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                                          • Avenger
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-15-11
                                            • 2119

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by d2bets
                                            But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
                                            I think we have a disagreement with the word "juice". I've always thought juice meant how much the oddsmakers hike up the price of a big pub fave. I think a lot of people think this.

                                            But according to gambling guru JJGold, juice is another word for vig.

                                            I think we need the gambling-slang-counsel to come to a conclusion on this.
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                                            • Inkwell77
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-03-11
                                              • 3227

                                              #23
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                                              • ridims
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-15-10
                                                • 3863

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Albert Pujols
                                                Dude sat down at a bar and said to the bookie "There's no way the Saints lose today." Bookie says "wanna bet?" Dude says "hell yeah, I'll bet you 6 grand the Saints win." Bookie says "okay, but if they win, I'm only paying you $1500." Dude says "that's great, I love when you agree to such a sucker bet. You should at least charge vig or something."
                                                mighty words of the only brock landers
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                                                • ridims
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-15-10
                                                  • 3863

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                  I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukker
                                                  brock. sorry. but your fuqing stupid when it comes to gambling on sports.
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                                                  • SBR_John
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-12-05
                                                    • 16471

                                                    #26
                                                    No juice on parlays either! The casino is juice free I think.
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                                                    • Albert Pujols
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 06-01-10
                                                      • 1670

                                                      #27
                                                      Brock is the best fade of all time.
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                                                      • James D
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-03-13
                                                        • 2040

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Avenger
                                                        I think we have a disagreement with the word "juice". I've always thought juice meant how much the oddsmakers hike up the price of a big pub fave. I think a lot of people think this.

                                                        But according to gambling guru JJGold, juice is another word for vig.

                                                        I think we need the gambling-slang-counsel to come to a conclusion on this.

                                                        Juice is the vig

                                                        If a game is -110 both sides then the vig/juice is the -10

                                                        If something is 6000 to win 1500 as stated ITT the ODDS are 4-1 put you do not know the vig/juice unless you know what the + price is on the other side.
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