Dude sat down at a bar and said to the bookie "There's no way the Saints lose today." Bookie says "wanna bet?" Dude says "hell yeah, I'll bet you 6 grand the Saints win." Bookie says "okay, but if they win, I'm only paying you $1500." Dude says "that's great, I love when you agree to such a sucker bet. You should at least charge vig or something."
There's no juice when you win
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Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#1There's no juice when you winTags: None -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 04-04-11
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#2Was the dude = Brock Landrs?Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#3Phuck youComment -
TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#4It's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.Comment -
Ill-ArchieSBR Rookie
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#5Originally posted by Brock LandersPhuck you
You lost 4 vacation or 6 morgage paments in 2 hours.....you suck dudeComment -
Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#6Who said anything about Brock Landers?Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoatWas the dude = Brock Landrs?Comment -
Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#7Yep, heard that.Originally posted by TheMoneyShotIt's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.Comment -
d2betsBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#8But you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.Originally posted by TheMoneyShotIt's true... no need to worry about juice when you win. Just never lose. Simple.Comment -
PittsburghPlayerSBR Hall of Famer- 01-11-10
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RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
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#10Unfukkinreal
You only pay juice when you win
When you lose, they collect the fukkin money anyway whether it is -1000 or +20000Comment -
Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#11That's my point.Originally posted by RudyRuetiggerUnfukkinreal
You only pay juice when you win
When you lose, they collect the fukkin money anyway whether it is -1000 or +20000Comment -
Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#12Winners pay vig, not losers. Hopefully this story illustrates to Brock how ******* stupid he is, and encourages him to go back to his family before he's pitching quarters at the 7/11 drinking 40's with homeless people.Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#13I'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukkerOriginally posted by Albert PujolsWinners pay vig, not losers. Hopefully this story illustrates to Brock how ******* stupid he is, and encourages him to go back to his family before he's pitching quarters at the 7/11 drinking 40's with homeless people.Comment -
Ill-ArchieSBR Rookie
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#14Brock who you like for tonight/?Originally posted by Brock LandersI'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukkerComment -
Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#15Look, you're not a bad guy. Well, actually you are, but I don't wish any ill will on you. Cash out and quit before you lose it all and then steal again.Originally posted by Brock LandersI'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukkerComment -
convickSBR MVP
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#16False. Just increase your bet size.Originally posted by d2betsBut you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
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TheMoneyShotBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#17I understand what u mean dbets... I was just being a sarcastic/funny/stupid.Originally posted by d2betsBut you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
I remember my gambling buddies tell me... when you get in a fukking drought... and you keep losing... JUST WIN. Don't worry about juice... etc... sometimes it pumps you up to make the right call.
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d2betsBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#18Then you still coulda won more with lower juice, regardless of bet size.Originally posted by convickFalse. Just increase your bet size.
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#19transfer to think tank, deep stuff going on in hereComment -
OptionalAdministrator
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#20The more you bet the more you win..Comment -
Dr.GonzoSBR MVP
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#21After hearing this train of thought I'm really disappointed that we use decimal odds in my country
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#22I think we have a disagreement with the word "juice". I've always thought juice meant how much the oddsmakers hike up the price of a big pub fave. I think a lot of people think this.Originally posted by d2betsBut you win less when you pay more juice. Whatever you got in your pocket to plunk down, you'll win less at -120 instead of -110. So you win slower and have less to win on he next bet. So it still matters.
But according to gambling guru JJGold, juice is another word for vig.
I think we need the gambling-slang-counsel to come to a conclusion on this.
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Inkwell77SBR MVP
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ridimsSBR MVP- 11-15-10
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#24mighty words of the only brock landersOriginally posted by Albert PujolsDude sat down at a bar and said to the bookie "There's no way the Saints lose today." Bookie says "wanna bet?" Dude says "hell yeah, I'll bet you 6 grand the Saints win." Bookie says "okay, but if they win, I'm only paying you $1500." Dude says "that's great, I love when you agree to such a sucker bet. You should at least charge vig or something."Comment -
ridimsSBR MVP- 11-15-10
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#25brock. sorry. but your fuqing stupid when it comes to gambling on sports.Originally posted by Brock LandersI'll have a masters degree soon you motherfukkerComment -
SBR_JohnSBR Posting Legend
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#26No juice on parlays either! The casino is juice free I think.Comment -
Albert PujolsSBR MVP
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#27Brock is the best fade of all time.Comment -
James DSBR MVP
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#28Originally posted by AvengerI think we have a disagreement with the word "juice". I've always thought juice meant how much the oddsmakers hike up the price of a big pub fave. I think a lot of people think this.
But according to gambling guru JJGold, juice is another word for vig.
I think we need the gambling-slang-counsel to come to a conclusion on this.
Juice is the vig
If a game is -110 both sides then the vig/juice is the -10
If something is 6000 to win 1500 as stated ITT the ODDS are 4-1 put you do not know the vig/juice unless you know what the + price is on the other side.Comment
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