**sports-related JOKES

[milwaukee mike]

we're all here for entertainment and a couple laughs, so if you have a good one let's hear it!

I'll start, in honor of opie's team tomorrow

what do you call 47 guys watching the super bowl on tv each year?
the dallas cowboys

[big joe 1212]

What does BILLS stand for?

Boy I love losing superbowls

It was a good one in the early 90's

[big joe 1212]

What does METS stand for?

My entire team sucks

[milwaukee mike]

What does METS stand for?

My entire team sucks

i like that one

[ronzer]

What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common? ~ Neither has a title!</pre>

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Jets

Just End The Season

[TankHankerous]

Sex is a lot like the Yankees.... When it's good, they're real good. When it's bad, they're still pretty good.

[TankHankerous]

That joke was awful, I apologize.

[milwaukee mike]

no problem tank

a bad joke is still better than at least half of the posts at sbr

[TankHankerous]

Ok here's another one:

Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?

[mathdotcom]

1 BJ = 9 Yanks

Not a Jays fan but pretty good

[TankHankerous]

They had pictures of Brewers players on them and people couldn't figure out what side to spit on!

[SBR_John]

[nrok2118]

I dont know where that came from, but i thought it was wierd how they just kept showing it...but than I noticed more shit everytime...watch the one dudes sunglasses "floating" during crash

[ronzer]

What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
-Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!