Pulled over going 55 in 40 asked pig for winner...

jose21_us · 08-31-12, 12:50 PM

He is setting u up

onlooker · 08-31-12, 12:53 PM

This will let us know if we fade pigs or not.

Deuce · 08-31-12, 01:18 PM

Fukkin prick think he is tough. Told him I had a weapon and drugs and he got ticked. Fukk him. Prick couldn't respond to a robbery but can pull me over???

onlooker · 08-31-12, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Fukkin prick think he is tough. Told him I had a weapon and drugs and he got ticked. Fukk him. Prick couldn't respond to a robbery but can pull me over???

You have Lions stickers or plate frame? Maybe he was a Bears fan or something.

High3rEl3m3nt · 08-31-12, 01:20 PM

pulling a fat, white guy over is a lot safer than chasing cracked up robbers. His move was +EV

milwaukee mike · 08-31-12, 01:27 PM

deuce how old are you?

i got pulled over 4 times in a year (bright red mustang gt) a couple years ago.
was speeding 3 times and ran a red light the other time, got 0 tickets

around here they pretty much only look for drunk drivers or kids, kind of unfair that a 39 year old that can afford it doesn't get a ticket while a 16 year old has to pay $200. not that i brought that up to any of the police officers or complained

jaeguyoon · 08-31-12, 01:30 PM

never trust the police.

BIGDAY · 08-31-12, 01:31 PM

Deucer, you fat fokkker!

wikkidinsane · 08-31-12, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

deuce how old are you?

i got pulled over 4 times in a year (bright red mustang gt) a couple years ago.
was speeding 3 times and ran a red light the other time, got 0 tickets

around here they pretty much only look for drunk drivers or kids, kind of unfair that a 39 year old that can afford it doesn't get a ticket while a 16 year old has to pay $200. not that i brought that up to any of the police officers or complained

You are a luckbox. I got off a ticket once because i was wearing my security uniform and the copw as undercover and didnt have speed gun, but every other time; and being black usually help me out of tickets, i got hammered.

CanuckG · 08-31-12, 02:16 PM

Fukk the police. Always trying to meet their god damn quota. They fukked me when I was turning left in a ghost town at 10PM literally population of 500 and they said I didn't signal

$109 for that. They can kiss my ass.

milwaukee mike · 08-31-12, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by CanuckG

Fukk the police. Always trying to meet their god damn quota. They fukked me when I was turning left in a ghost town at 10PM literally population of 500 and they said I didn't signal

$109 for that. They can kiss my ass.

all depends who you get and what their agenda is

canada has crazy laws where if you go 50km/hr over the speed limit they can take your car and fine you $10k right?

i remember seeing that on a sign last year just over the border past niagara falls

Deuce · 08-31-12, 03:19 PM

Guy wrote me for ecssesive acceleration. $125 no points.

Did not fukk with tinted windows, weapons, or prescription drugs. Could have been worse.

Br0nxer · 08-31-12, 03:32 PM

Fukkin pigs

Got pulled over by a Michigan statey pulling out of the airport a couple years ago

Prikk said I ran the light

They dont like outta towners

Brock Landers · 08-31-12, 03:41 PM

On my way to Michigan right now Deucer....meet me in grand rapids tonight pal

MoneyLineDawg · 08-31-12, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Guy wrote me for ecssesive acceleration. $125 no points.

Did not fukk with tinted windows, weapons, or prescription drugs. Could have been worse.

What'd you have on ya Deuce?

I got PBA cards out the ass.....never got a ticket and pulled over like 5 times......Last one was going 85 in a 65 and got a verbal warning

Smoke · 08-31-12, 03:51 PM

Deuce you fukkin republican

Go pinch your windpipe motherfukker

A fukkin tire salesman taking betting advice from a fukking pig.

ive heard it all now

Br0nxer · 08-31-12, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

What'd you have on ya Deuce?

I got PBA cards out the ass.....never got a ticket and pulled over like 5 times......Last one was going 85 in a 65 and got a verbal warning

Flintstone vitamins and 2 fukkin water pellet guns

MoneyLineDawg · 08-31-12, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Br0nxer

Flintstone vitamins and 2 fukkin water pellet guns

Unreal

yisman · 08-31-12, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by wikkidinsane

I got off a ticket once because i was wearing my security uniform and the copw as undercover and didnt have speed gun, but every other time; and being black usually help me out of tickets, i got hammered.

Not sure what you're saying here.

Deuce · 08-31-12, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

What'd you have on ya Deuce?

I got PBA cards out the ass.....never got a ticket and pulled over like 5 times......Last one was going 85 in a 65 and got a verbal warning

Xanax and a Smith and Wesson

ChalkyDog · 08-31-12, 04:51 PM

Always tell them your dad was a cop but died in the line. They will talk and eventually go away.

Br0nxer · 08-31-12, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by ChalkyDog

Always tell them your dad was a cop but died in the line. They will talk and eventually go away.

That would very rarely work unless its true

They call shit like that in for verification

Every prikk in the world would be telling stories

They check everything when you tell them stuff like that

ChalkyDog · 08-31-12, 05:02 PM

fukk that. pick a far city. got pulled over in minny told them i was going to a chi-cops funeral and was late. tipped his hat and left.

don't feel guilty, these guys will lie on a report and in court simply to joke later about how they fukked you over. cops are not friends

UntilTheNDofTimE · 08-31-12, 05:06 PM

Man wish i lived back east. speeding tickets in Cali start at 300+

Smoke · 08-31-12, 05:11 PM

That would very rarely work unless its true

They call shit like that in for verification

Every prikk in the world would be telling stories

They check everything when you tell them stuff like that

Br0nxer · 08-31-12, 05:17 PM

Smokey cradle me like a 12 year old who just finished 2 months of chemo only to be told the cancer returned and she only has 30 fukkin days to live

ChalkyDog · 08-31-12, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

That would very rarely work unless its true

They call shit like that in for verification

Every prikk in the world would be telling stories

They check everything when you tell them stuff like that

cops are cops because theyre too dumb for university and too lazy for manual uneducated labor. that or theyre born assholes.

but sure tell them to look up officer johnson from the 32nd precinct in phx

bigbet1234 · 08-31-12, 05:51 PM

lol

Originally posted by ChalkyDog

cops are cops because theyre too dumb for university and too lazy for manual uneducated labor. that or theyre born assholes.

but sure tell them to look up officer johnson from the 32nd precinct in phx

Deuce · 08-31-12, 06:02 PM

One of my bachelor degrees is in criminal justice too. Forgot to tell him. Buried.

sickler · 08-31-12, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

all depends who you get and what their agenda is

canada has crazy laws where if you go 50km/hr over the speed limit they can take your car and fine you $10k right?

i remember seeing that on a sign last year just over the border past niagara falls

In Ontario it's stunt driving if caught 50km/hr over the limit. When the law was introduced a few years ago, the min fine was $2K, max $10K and up to six months in jail, along with other car/licence slaps.

Don't know if it's changed or if anyone went to jail for it but kinda harsh to be put in a cell for a extended period simply because ya went too fast

TC Woods · 08-31-12, 11:07 PM

bunch of fukkin criminals around sbr

Deuce · 09-01-12, 02:09 AM

Prick got me good. Buried me. Completely buried. No cash at the end of the day.

Iwinyourmoney · 09-01-12, 02:11 AM

Will make a call and get this ticket taken care of.

State or county ?

Deuce · 09-01-12, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

Will make a call and get this ticket taken care of.

State or county ?

Oakland County, Michigan city of Troy