Sarah Silverman: The Unfunniest Person Alive

[Panic]

People who dislike like Sarah Silverman probably think Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious. Or find Dane Cook to be the second coming of a white Richard Pryor. Or jerk off over Japanese Anime of asian chicks with big t1ts. Or perhaps even wait in line at Walmart when the new edition of Madden is released.

Either way, I have very little in common with any of the above.

People who like Sarah marry guys named Bread. But fvck....he is one of my friends here...so how does that make me look? I cant win. Damn!

[Robyn]

People who like Sarah marry guys named Bread. But fvck....he is one of my friends here...so how does that make me look? I cant win. Damn!

Panic, you have drinking in common with Bread. I have Bread in common with you.

Six degrees of separation. It's all good.

[Bread]

I've never banged a Jew. I've messed around with one. Pummeled her tittays.

I like ethnic chicks like French Canadians.

[Panic]

Panic, you have drinking in common with Bread. I have Bread in common with you.

Six degrees of separation. It's all good.

We all love bacon

[Robyn]

nobody needs to know that I'm French Canadian...

[Panic]

I've never banged a Jew. I've messed around with one. Pummeled her tittays.

I like ethnic chicks like French Canadians.

especially canadian bacon

[Tchocky]

I love Sarah Silverman. I admit her TV show on Comedy Central is not very good but she's funny.

[reno cool]

People who dislike like Sarah Silverman probably think Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious. Or find Dane Cook to be the second coming of a white Richard Pryor. Or jerk off over Japanese Anime of asian chicks with big t1ts. Or perhaps even wait in line at Walmart when the new edition of Madden is released.

Either way, I have very little in common with any of the above.

nope, they all deserve each other, and should be forced to watch each other with eyelids taped up as in Clockwork Orange.

[sickler]

Sarah Silverman sniffed a guy's bare balls on the Howard Stern show. It will define her career

[sickler]

This is it, she got right up close... Pic is pixelated so no infraction, Miss Shari.

[TheCentaur]

I like ethnic chicks like French Canadians.

This has been stated by many here on sbr lately. We should have an SBR bash in Montreal obviously

[Ace_of_Spades]

Yep, she sucks, and shes a Jew too.

[keyboarding]

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated.

Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, “Hey, now there’s something I could rape and kill without any consequences,” then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.

It seems to me that sometimes the worst parents make the best grandparents. I'm not sure why. Maybe because there is enough of a generational separation that they don't see their grandchildren as an extension of themselves, so their relationship isn't tainted by any self-loathing. And of course, just growing older seems to soften and relax people. Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping. I'm excited about the next generation!

[orioles]

FUKK all of you NAZI JEW HATERS.

[sickler]

[baskets]

she is absolutely not funny.

she's like rap music. talentless gangbangers who can't read or write and make the most horrific music.. then sell their music to dumb white liberals who can't think for themselves