ATTN: Bi_Archie.....I'm officially challenging your manhood, son.

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  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #1
    ATTN: Bi_Archie.....I'm officially challenging your manhood, son.
    I remember seeing some vids of you throwing a baseball (like ACL, all by yourself of course). I also seem to recall you claiming you were touching mid to upper 80's. Quite impressive.

    So here's the deal, Nancy.....let's meet at a predetermined locale. I get one ML rules at bat against that meat you were bragging about.

    You punch me out, I leave SBR. No questions asked. 3 strikes, and I'm gone for good.


    But......

    I take your bitch-ass yard, and your banned from here so deeply that no fukkin' amount of Christmas Eve eggnog will be able to ressurect your rotting corpse. Letting you live the rest of your libtard days posting to the other 3 members of your beloved gaylive.

    So what do you say, pal? PM me.....if you got the stones.
  • milwaukee mike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-22-07
    • 26914

    #2
    Wow opie willing to leave sbr after a strikeout?

    Getting crazy here
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    • acl123
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      • 03-17-11
      • 5896

      #3
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      • manny24
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-22-07
        • 20046

        #4
        this seems like a fair challenge but what pitches are allowed?...i heard archies got a mean rooster ball.
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        • Deuce
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          • 01-12-08
          • 29843

          #5
          But he will come back with his other 3 aliases.
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          • aggieshawn
            SBR MVP
            • 01-24-07
            • 4378

            #6
            He broke his hand.. doesn't really seem fair.

            Watch his video.
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            • milwaukee mike
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              • 08-22-07
              • 26914

              #7
              Originally posted by manny24
              this seems like a fair challenge but what pitches are allowed?...i heard archies got a mean rooster ball.
              Is that where you rub the baseball on your sweaty pecker before throwing it?
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              • Br0nxer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-25-11
                • 13665

                #8
                Originally posted by Deuce
                But he will come back with his other 3 aliases.

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                • boatboatboat
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-23-11
                  • 1148

                  #9
                  drill his ass in the head with a ball, and say sorry
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                  • Brock Landers
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 06-30-08
                    • 45359

                    #10
                    Nancy
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                    • opie1988
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-12-10
                      • 23429

                      #11
                      Archibald....

                      Bump those old pitching threads for me, pal.

                      (And any other old ones you deem relevant.)
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                      • firstclass
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-10-08
                        • 2653

                        #12
                        opie wtf,,, this should have been a video challenge.. cmon pal. pick up the pace
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                        • manny24
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-22-07
                          • 20046

                          #13
                          Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                          Is that where you rub the baseball on your sweaty pecker before throwing it?
                          close mike believe it or not the guy can actually sling it jai alai style because of a childhood birth defect...it's a blessing and a curse.
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                          • Deuce
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                            • 01-12-08
                            • 29843

                            #14
                            Opie, make this your fukkin avatar. That bulbous beast Lou snorted up a frito and hit the saloon button in aid of self relief when I posted it earlier.
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                            • firedawg
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 10-08-08
                              • 39219

                              #15
                              i want challenge oples.................. full pads................. oklahoma drill
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Deuce
                                Opie, make this your fukkin avatar. That bulbous beast Lou snorted up a frito and hit the saloon button in aid of self relief when I posted it earlier.
                                First...you know damn well bulbous is my word around here.

                                Secondly.....why would a pic of one of the all-time greats be salooned? More to this than you're letting on, Deucer.....
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                                • Goat Milk
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                                  • 03-24-10
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                                  #17
                                  are you any good at basketball op
                                  Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                  • opie1988
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-12-10
                                    • 23429

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Goat Milk
                                    are you any good at basketball op
                                    Not anymore. Too fat & slow.(....although I make up for that with a terrible vertical.)

                                    This is strictly between me and my Bi-archenemy.

                                    (Bi-Archenemy! That just came to me. I like it a lot. )
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                                    • stealthyburrito
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-12-09
                                      • 21562

                                      #19
                                      Fukk em up archie!

                                      I hope you pull one of these out of your arsenal...

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                                      • frizzelli
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-06-10
                                        • 8916

                                        #20
                                        Unfukkinreal just got a skype pm from a poster with BI Archie's best gay friend Raydawg

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                                        • BigDeem5
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-26-11
                                          • 17191

                                          #21
                                          Archie is The Kraken, Opie. Which is funny because you said he's one of your favorite posters, while Archie you hate. He has a ghost and you love the ghost - figure it out, Tex
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                                          • Delicious
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-26-11
                                            • 1006

                                            #22
                                            Opie has jumped the shark.
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                                            • PickWinnerAllDay
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-31-11
                                              • 12722

                                              #23
                                              I could strike Opie out pitching left handed so this should be an easy decision for chi.
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                                              • will2survive
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                                                • 11-26-09
                                                • 8099

                                                #24
                                                pitcher has the advantage. This will be an out or walk. This is sort of jumping the shark.
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                                                • MonkeyF0cker
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-12-07
                                                  • 12144

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                                  I remember seeing some vids of you throwing a baseball (like ACL, all by yourself of course). I also seem to recall you claiming you were touching mid to upper 80's. Quite impressive.

                                                  So here's the deal, Nancy.....let's meet at a predetermined locale. I get one ML rules at bat against that meat you were bragging about.

                                                  You punch me out, I leave SBR. No questions asked. 3 strikes, and I'm gone for good.


                                                  But......

                                                  I take your bitch-ass yard, and your banned from here so deeply that no fukkin' amount of Christmas Eve eggnog will be able to ressurect your rotting corpse. Letting you live the rest of your libtard days posting to the other 3 members of your beloved gaylive.

                                                  So what do you say, pal? PM me.....if you got the stones.
                                                  What happens when you dribble one back to the mound?
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                                                  • MC PICKS
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                                                    • 01-10-10
                                                    • 6644

                                                    #26
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                                                    • nosniboR11
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-02-08
                                                      • 10042

                                                      #27
                                                      no need to challenge bi-archie

                                                      he does not have a manhood
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                                                      • High3rEl3m3nt
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-28-10
                                                        • 8022

                                                        #28
                                                        Opie, my only advice it to not train at all for this. Going to the batting cages will prepare you for something you won't see. You're going to see nothing but change-ups.
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                                                        • Boner_18
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-24-08
                                                          • 8301

                                                          #29
                                                          If this were a prop at a sportsbook SBR would have its hands full.
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                                                          • opie1988
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-12-10
                                                            • 23429

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by High3rEl3m3nt
                                                            Opie, my only advice it to not train at all for this. Going to the batting cages will prepare you for something you won't see. You're going to see nothing but change-ups.
                                                            Taking that bitch yard.

                                                            That is it. That is all.
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                                                            • MendozaLine
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-11-10
                                                              • 4088

                                                              #31
                                                              Hey Opie, what does your manly wife think of you acting like a 14 year old on a gambling forum?
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                                                              • Swinging Johnson
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-12-09
                                                                • 7604

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MendozaLine
                                                                Hey Opie, what does your manly wife think of you acting like a 14 year old on a gambling forum?
                                                                Only pussies allow their women to think, right Opie!
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                                                                • opie1988
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-12-10
                                                                  • 23429

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                                  Only pussies allow their women to think, right Opie!
                                                                  Swinger gets it.
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