Gonna buy in for $300 at dsi. Having your balls chopped off boyss thats what it's like. Got permission to reload.
Get money.
King Mayan
SBR Posting Legend
09-22-10
21326
#2
Boner, how many kids do you have with your fiancée??
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Boner_18
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-08
8301
#3
None so far.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#4
Boner your pussy whipped man
WTF?????
Fuk her
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63172
#5
Originally posted by Boner_18
Got permission to reload.
Get money.
Fhis is the new slang for taking your 75 year old mom to Vegas!
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Goat Milk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-24-10
25850
#6
Boner do well and show her that it can be profitable.
How?
You hand a fukkin check on a silver platter during dinner 2 weeks from now.
No more negativity after that. Just smiles and questions like "what did you bet today?"
Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#7
300???
What the **** is with the chump change fella?
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#8
Originally posted by Brock Landers
300???
What the **** is with the chump change fella?
Not everyone robs their family and writes fake checks
SALAD!
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hels
SBR Hall of Famer
04-12-09
8767
#9
Originally posted by Brock Landers
300???
What the **** is with the chump change fella?
$300 is far beyond minimum wage.
Good luck fella.
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paranoyd androyd
SBR Hall of Famer
10-01-11
6459
#10
do you have a shared savings account with your fiance or something?
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Goat Milk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-24-10
25850
#11
Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
Not everyone robs their family and writes fake checks
SALAD!
LOL!
Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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Cuse4tw
SBR MVP
03-16-10
2895
#12
Landers acting big time
Let me get a pizzolo pal
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str
SBR Posting Legend
01-12-09
11810
#13
Good Luck Boner !!
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ngates815
SBR Posting Legend
12-01-09
13845
#14
I thought everyone knew how to properly hide money from the wife?
Go to a grocery store, buy some random shit on sale...take out an extra 20. Oops I lost the receipt. 10 more times, you got a nice 200 bucks to throw on the White Sox.
Or just keep the finances separate and berate her for not knowing how to save money...All the while you're gambling and filling shoe boxes.
BOL with the reload...don't blow it tonight on baseball.
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#15
Unreal
Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?
I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#16
Originally posted by Smoke
Unreal
Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?
I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
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edawg
SBR MVP
07-09-11
2820
#17
Agree with Ngates all women in your life shouldn't know that you are a gambler. Now you are in a no win situation if you win she will buy useless garbage with it when you lose she will never let you hear the end of it
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#18
Originally posted by edawg
Agree with Ngates all women in your life shouldn't know that you are a gambler. Now you are in a no win situation if you win she will buy useless garbage with it when you lose she will never let you hear the end of it
Guess im lucky then. Last weekend me and my fiance were going away for the weekend. And i said we will leave at like 6 sat morning. And without hesitation she said " We dont have to leave that early i know you have to get your bets in". Girls never asked me for a dime. Offers to pay all the time, even though she goes to school (which she wouldnt even let me help her pay for) and works at lowes. yesterday i got some flyer from Oddsmaker and i threw it away and she even offered to send money for me. I had to end up explaining to her that you cant trust every book and had to tell her about Wsex ,sportsbook.com etc but she still offered. So either shes setting me up and waiting til we get married to take me for everything or i just lucked out.
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Boner_18
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-08
8301
#19
Originally posted by Brock Landers
300???
What the **** is with the chump change fella?
Gambling is entertainment for me Brocker. I piss $300 on something like a dinner out or flying somewhere for the weekend. $5 bets get me as jazzed as $500, at least on sports.
Originally posted by paranoyd androyd
do you have a shared savings account with your fiance or something?
Yes. We commingled everything. I insisted on it b/c in NY commingling accounts is prima facie evidence of an intent to create communal property. Pre-marital assets can be shielded in separate accounts and she's got a lot more of those than me... Gotta think ahead to the divorce!
Originally posted by Smoke
Unreal
Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?
I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
Only for poopies. I can do the peeps by my lonesome.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#20
Really unload this weekend boner!
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#21
Originally posted by Brock Landers
300???
What the **** is with the chump change fella?
lol..Brock your a rich son of a bitch..go get em this season
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Boner_18
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-08
8301
#22
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
Really unload this weekend boner!
I'll scream your name as I do Fazzer.
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hawley
SBR Posting Legend
05-10-10
14270
#23
must be one billable hour for you boner?
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Ghenghis Kahn
SBR Posting Legend
01-02-12
19734
#24
guys like you are the reason why some bitches need to get pimp slapped...
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#25
Originally posted by jjgold
lol..Brock your a rich son of a bitch..go get em this season
i plan on it JJ!!
Boner..i hear you pal. Up your units!
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statnerds
SBR MVP
09-23-09
4047
#26
Brock likes units up...arse joke
And you fukkin morons never heard of funny money, 'cept for ngates? right now i got $300 cash in my closet, $600 in a bank account she doesn't know about plus funds in couple books and one fantasy site...
any married man without funny money deserves to be unhappy
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#27
Originally posted by hels
$300 is far beyond minimum wage.
Good luck fella.
about what i make a day on average....
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#28
Originally posted by statnerds
brock likes units up...arse joke
and you fukkin morons never heard of funny money, 'cept for ngates? Right now i got $300 cash in my closet, $600 in a bank account she doesn't know about plus funds in couple books and one fantasy site...
Any married man without funny money deserves to be unhappy
fixed it for you
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mynameismud
SBR Hall of Famer
02-13-12
5461
#29
hey...if the kid gets high on a $5 bet, more power to him.
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milwaukee mike
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-22-07
26914
#30
Originally posted by Smoke
Unreal
Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?
I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
pics or it didn't happen
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#31
Boner break it off man
She is controlling you already
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Holtgetsback
SBR MVP
01-04-10
4655
#32
Originally posted by Boner_18
Gonna buy in for $300 at dsi. Having your balls chopped off boyss thats what it's like. Got permission to reload.