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  • Boner_18
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-24-08
    • 8301

    #1
    Fiancee Gave Me the Go-Ahead to Reload
    Gonna buy in for $300 at dsi. Having your balls chopped off boyss thats what it's like. Got permission to reload.

    Get money.
  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21326

    #2
    Boner, how many kids do you have with your fiancée??
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    • Boner_18
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-24-08
      • 8301

      #3
      None so far.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4


        Boner your pussy whipped man

        WTF?????

        Fuk her
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63172

          #5
          Originally posted by Boner_18
          Got permission to reload.

          Get money.

          Fhis is the new slang for taking your 75 year old mom to Vegas!
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          • Goat Milk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-24-10
            • 25850

            #6
            Boner do well and show her that it can be profitable.

            How?

            You hand a fukkin check on a silver platter during dinner 2 weeks from now.

            No more negativity after that. Just smiles and questions like "what did you bet today?"
            Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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            • Brock Landers
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 06-30-08
              • 45359

              #7
              300???

              What the **** is with the chump change fella?
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              • Mikeyanks23
                SBR MVP
                • 11-30-10
                • 4517

                #8
                Originally posted by Brock Landers
                300???

                What the **** is with the chump change fella?
                Not everyone robs their family and writes fake checks

                SALAD!
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                • hels
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-12-09
                  • 8767

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                  300???

                  What the **** is with the chump change fella?
                  $300 is far beyond minimum wage.

                  Good luck fella.
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                  • paranoyd androyd
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-01-11
                    • 6459

                    #10
                    do you have a shared savings account with your fiance or something?
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                    • Goat Milk
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-24-10
                      • 25850

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
                      Not everyone robs their family and writes fake checks

                      SALAD!
                      LOL!
                      Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                      • Cuse4tw
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-16-10
                        • 2895

                        #12
                        Landers acting big time

                        Let me get a pizzolo pal
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                        • str
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-12-09
                          • 11810

                          #13
                          Good Luck Boner !!
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                          • ngates815
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-01-09
                            • 13845

                            #14
                            I thought everyone knew how to properly hide money from the wife?

                            Go to a grocery store, buy some random shit on sale...take out an extra 20. Oops I lost the receipt. 10 more times, you got a nice 200 bucks to throw on the White Sox.

                            Or just keep the finances separate and berate her for not knowing how to save money...All the while you're gambling and filling shoe boxes.


                            BOL with the reload...don't blow it tonight on baseball.
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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
                              Unreal

                              Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

                              I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
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                              • Mikeyanks23
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-30-10
                                • 4517

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smoke
                                Unreal

                                Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

                                I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
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                                • edawg
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-09-11
                                  • 2820

                                  #17
                                  Agree with Ngates all women in your life shouldn't know that you are a gambler. Now you are in a no win situation if you win she will buy useless garbage with it when you lose she will never let you hear the end of it
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                                  • Mikeyanks23
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-30-10
                                    • 4517

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by edawg
                                    Agree with Ngates all women in your life shouldn't know that you are a gambler. Now you are in a no win situation if you win she will buy useless garbage with it when you lose she will never let you hear the end of it

                                    Guess im lucky then. Last weekend me and my fiance were going away for the weekend. And i said we will leave at like 6 sat morning. And without hesitation she said " We dont have to leave that early i know you have to get your bets in". Girls never asked me for a dime. Offers to pay all the time, even though she goes to school (which she wouldnt even let me help her pay for) and works at lowes. yesterday i got some flyer from Oddsmaker and i threw it away and she even offered to send money for me. I had to end up explaining to her that you cant trust every book and had to tell her about Wsex ,sportsbook.com etc but she still offered. So either shes setting me up and waiting til we get married to take me for everything or i just lucked out.
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                                    • Boner_18
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-24-08
                                      • 8301

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                      300???

                                      What the **** is with the chump change fella?
                                      Gambling is entertainment for me Brocker. I piss $300 on something like a dinner out or flying somewhere for the weekend. $5 bets get me as jazzed as $500, at least on sports.

                                      Originally posted by paranoyd androyd
                                      do you have a shared savings account with your fiance or something?
                                      Yes. We commingled everything. I insisted on it b/c in NY commingling accounts is prima facie evidence of an intent to create communal property. Pre-marital assets can be shielded in separate accounts and she's got a lot more of those than me... Gotta think ahead to the divorce!

                                      Originally posted by Smoke
                                      Unreal

                                      Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

                                      I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
                                      Only for poopies. I can do the peeps by my lonesome.
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                                      • SlickFazzer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-22-08
                                        • 20209

                                        #20
                                        Really unload this weekend boner!
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                          300???

                                          What the **** is with the chump change fella?
                                          lol..Brock your a rich son of a bitch..go get em this season
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                                          • Boner_18
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-24-08
                                            • 8301

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                            Really unload this weekend boner!
                                            I'll scream your name as I do Fazzer.
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                                            • hawley
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-10-10
                                              • 14270

                                              #23
                                              must be one billable hour for you boner?
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                                              • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-02-12
                                                • 19734

                                                #24
                                                guys like you are the reason why some bitches need to get pimp slapped...
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                                                • Brock Landers
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                  • 45359

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  lol..Brock your a rich son of a bitch..go get em this season
                                                  i plan on it JJ!!

                                                  Boner..i hear you pal. Up your units!
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                                                  • statnerds
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-23-09
                                                    • 4047

                                                    #26
                                                    Brock likes units up...arse joke

                                                    And you fukkin morons never heard of funny money, 'cept for ngates? right now i got $300 cash in my closet, $600 in a bank account she doesn't know about plus funds in couple books and one fantasy site...

                                                    any married man without funny money deserves to be unhappy
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                                                    • teaserpleaser
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 08-14-08
                                                      • 26015

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by hels
                                                      $300 is far beyond minimum wage.

                                                      Good luck fella.
                                                      about what i make a day on average....
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                                                      • teaserpleaser
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 08-14-08
                                                        • 26015

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by statnerds
                                                        brock likes units up...arse joke

                                                        and you fukkin morons never heard of funny money, 'cept for ngates? Right now i got $300 cash in my closet, $600 in a bank account she doesn't know about plus funds in couple books and one fantasy site...

                                                        Any married man without funny money deserves to be unhappy
                                                        fixed it for you
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                                                        • mynameismud
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-13-12
                                                          • 5461

                                                          #29
                                                          hey...if the kid gets high on a $5 bet, more power to him.
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                                                          • milwaukee mike
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-22-07
                                                            • 26914

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Smoke
                                                            Unreal

                                                            Do you ask your wife for permission to go to the bathroom?

                                                            I'm guessing your wife straps on a didlo and bangs you in the ass
                                                            pics or it didn't happen
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Boner break it off man

                                                              She is controlling you already
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                                                              • Holtgetsback
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-04-10
                                                                • 4655

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Boner_18
                                                                Gonna buy in for $300 at dsi. Having your balls chopped off boyss thats what it's like. Got permission to reload.

                                                                Get money.
                                                                When I first read this I laughed my ass off.

                                                                I just got very sad.
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                                                                • Holtgetsback
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-04-10
                                                                  • 4655

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Smoke
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-09-09
                                                                    • 48111

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Brock we need a rubberbander for college foots
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                                                                    • BigDeem5
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 02-26-11
                                                                      • 17191

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Good luck Boner.
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