Actresses Who Would Have Made Great CFB Cheerleaders

[bigboydan]

Sophia Bush: Sophia almost definitely missed her calling. Just how far can six seasons of One Tree Hill get someone anyway? If she’d been on the squad at our alma mater we wouldn’t have been allowed to attend games due to the restraining order.

[bigboydan]

Rachel McAdams: We don’t have the exact number in front of us, but we’re pretty sure somewhere around 8 out of Rachel’s first 10 roles involved playing a cheerleader of some sort, which is ironic since she’s Canadian and everyone knows Canada is anti pom pom.

[SSLP]

Jessica Simpson

[bigboydan]

Kate Bosworth: Yeah, we’re man enough to admit we’ve seen Blue Crush. And we walked away convinced Kate would dominate a basket toss.

[SlickFazzer]

BBD,

I would be willing to donate a couple teaspoons of man ranch to either or all of your selections.

[bigboydan]

Jessica Simpson

[bigboydan]

Isla Fisher: Isla has more than enough spirit to go around.

[bigboydan]

Mila Kunis: Mila has Pac-10 written all over her.

[SlickFazzer]

These women deserve naughty love.

[bigboydan]

Elizabeth Banks: Zack & Miri probably should have considered going the fool proof cheerleader/locker room route.

[compaqDikk]

rachel nichols

[bigboydan]

Kristen Bell: We’re of the opinion that Kristen was genetically engineered to be the top of a pyramid.

[bigboydan]

Natalie Portman: Does the Ivy League even sanction cheerleading squads?

[mtneer1212]

Never was a big Mila Kunis fan, but that pic of her in white -- wow.

[bigboydan]

Kate Mara: We Are Marshall would have been a whole lot more depressing if not for Kate in uniform.

[bigboydan]

Anna Faris: House Bunny Anna, yes. Scary Movie Anna, not so much.

[bigboydan]

Vanessa Hudgens: The ASU squad is currently holding a spot open for Vanessa. Keep your fingers crossed.

[bigboydan]

Jessica Alba: We’re pretty much convinced Alba would have been good at anything, outside of making watchable movies of course.

[AMBlai01]

I want to put Baby Batter all over all of these girls!

[bigboydan]

I want to put Baby Batter all over all of these girls!

I think a lot of SBR posters would sir.

[Deuce]

I would lick all those broads assholes.

[SlickFazzer]

I would lick all those broads assholes.

Damn right, and savor the taste....like a sweet plum....

[bigboydan]

Damn right, and savor the taste....like a sweet plum....

You know it Slick

[purecarnagge]

you could prob ebay it

[AMBlai01]

Great Bump...Well done!

[bigboydan]

Shannon Elizabeth

[SlickFazzer]

Wonder if she will talk dirty to me in the sack.

[pat venditto]

rachael mcadams and isla fischer my favorite. mm

[compaqDikk]

wouldn't mine seeing all 4 of these whores on the sidelines

[bigboydan]

Blake Lively

[mathdotcom]

Haha bbd at it again

[bigboydan]

Haha bbd at it again

And your looking at them aren't you sir.

[bigboydan]

Jenna Fischer

[pavyracer]

How is ablility to act has anything to do with ability to rhythmically dance?

[Casperwaits]

Oh yeah, this is what I am talking about!!