Lance Armstrong all american boy a slimebag or just victim of circumstances?Excuses ?

[BrentCrude]

Will it be,my trainer was just giving me these really tasty milkshakes and I never asked him what was in them?My dog does some really weird sh%t like bringing home junk and mixing it up with my legitimate and approved cold medicine tablets.I like going to Wendy's and they have seeds on all their buns that mimick dope in dope tests?My body just creates testosterine and hormones where I'm a freak of nature?


Anyone have any other excuses Lance could use?Oh,I left out that I like swapping fluids with Cheryl Crow and she has alot of male hormones running through her veins.I actually believe that one.Ever see her male pattern hairiness?

Who will Lance throw under the bus to save his reputation?

[milwaukee mike]

he "won't speak of the matter" ever again, because he has run out of excuses

thank heavens he will finally be stripped of his tour de france titles

cheated in the races
cheated on his wife
cheated on sheryl crow

mindless zombies somehow still believe this guy is innocent, because he is white and had cancer, and nike said he was a great role model

[bb_skoots]

How did he ever think he was going to get away with it? All of these guys were getting caught cheating. His teammates were witnesses and of course there were the trainers. This guy is the definition of hubris.