Halloween night: Best time to meet women.

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  • Panic
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-06-08
    • 10367

    #1
    Halloween night: Best time to meet women.
    No chasing, they come to you. Just set up camp outside and enjoy. Make sure and make small talk with the kid, so as not to make your intentions obvious.."oh, what are you?"..."are you getting alot of candy?"...ect...Look at the ring finger of the mom(for some it wont matter). Make a little joke she is sure to laugh at. Perfect situation. They live near by..its a good way to break the ice...and no having to build up courage to approach them first. The best is when they travel in groups. If you can get a group of 5 to giggle at some little joke you cracked. They will talk about you the rest of the night. If you cant lay the foundation for some action in the future on Halloween...something's fvckin' wrong.
  • TheLock
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-06-08
    • 14427

    #2
    Absolutely

    Love getting dressed up and headin downtown to the bars. No ice breakers needed fellas!
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      If they dress up slutty..it is a good sign of their demeanor in the bedroom.
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      • bigboydan
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-10-05
        • 55420

        #4
        You gonna go out and get some tail Slick?
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        • Panic
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-06-08
          • 10367

          #5
          Originally posted by SlickFazzer
          If they dress up slutty..it is a good sign of their demeanor in the bedroom.
          Yeah. If you get a hot mom with a slutty look...in like flint.
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          • dwaechte
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-27-07
            • 5481

            #6
            Going to what should be a pretty sweet Halloween kegger. According to facebook there will be lots of ladies, should be a good night.

            And every chick dresses slutty on Halloween, its practically mandatory. It's every university students favourite occasion of the year.

            Anyone got any good costume ideas, I'm always awful at coming up with them.
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              Originally posted by bigboydan
              You gonna go out and get some tail Slick?
              May go out and have a few beers. See what the night brings.
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
                Find one that is wearing a mask. They will wear it in bed for Halloween sex...when masked chicks will do more kinky stuff..
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                • Panic
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-06-08
                  • 10367

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                  Find one that is wearing a mask. They will wear it in bed for Halloween sex...when masked chicks will do more kinky stuff..

                  Exactly right. If you can land at a bar or party where everyone is dressed up...you are in heaven. The girls will be more willing to fvck, knowing that you wont know who they are. Just make sure they are a chick when you reach under the costume.
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                  • AMBlai01
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-16-08
                    • 5882

                    #10
                    Panic should write a book....the book will include all the things that are and how we should live our lives...

                    It shall be called Panicisms

                    What do you think?
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                    • Panic
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-06-08
                      • 10367

                      #11
                      AMB- no one, in their right mind, would pay me to write a book about how to live their lives....if anything, it would be a "What NOT to do with your life"...book. I would probably be sued within days of its publication from angry parents who are convinced I have now wrecked their kids life. The only good the book would do, is to serves as a passing of time....say in a doctor's office...you know...when you go see a doctor, you always pick up a magazine and thumb through it, never really reading it. You are just nervous as hell you might be knocking on death's door.
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                      • AMBlai01
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-16-08
                        • 5882

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Panic
                        AMB- no one, in their right mind, would pay me to write a book about how to live their lives....if anything, it would be a "What NOT to do with your life"...book. I would probably be sued within days of its publication from angry parents who are convinced I have now wrecked their kids life. The only good the book would do, is to serves as a passing of time....say in a doctor's office...you know...when you go see a doctor, you always pick up a magazine and thumb through it, never really reading it. You are just nervous as hell you might be knocking on death's door.
                        What does this say about my life then?

                        I live my life pretty close to the same way....have I wrecked my life?
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                        • Panic
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-06-08
                          • 10367

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AMBlai01
                          What does this say about my life then?

                          I live my life pretty close to the same way....have I wrecked my life?

                          AMB- there isnt a guy on here who hasnt wrecked his life in one way or another. That is why they are on here. SBR is basically a support group. We all have the same sickness and lean on each other to keep going strong and to pick us up when we are down. If you had the 75k/yr job/wife/2.5 kids/ and house with the white picket fence...we would have never met AMB. You would be off in a whole different world, enjoying backyard BBQ's and parent/teacher conferences and golfing 2 times a week for your only pleasure. Instead you are with us, living life how you want to live it...and if you're going down...we are all going down. Because we are in this together. We are your family.
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                          • Dad
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-26-08
                            • 23245

                            #14
                            This is exactly why I love Halloween. I decorate the whole front yard and sit outsiide giving out candy and scaring the shit out of the hot Moms.
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                            • milwaukee mike
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-22-07
                              • 26914

                              #15
                              panic no male "enjoys" backyard bbqs or parent/teacher conferences
                              unless you enjoy talking to a bunch of boring assholes

                              every time i'm outside i'm looking through the window at whatever game is on tv
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                              • ngates815
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-01-09
                                • 13845

                                #16
                                I had a couple come onto me last year. I said ohh my phones ringing to get them off my lawn. They looked poor.

                                I hope the girlfriend isn't home again this year.
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                                • AMBlai01
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-16-08
                                  • 5882

                                  #17
                                  Panic please come back! I want my drinking buddy back!
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                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-21-07
                                    • 18772

                                    #18
                                    Dress up like Tom Cruise in that movie where he walks 50 miles to some creepy piano playing.
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