Roger Clemens making comeback with Sugar Land Skeeters

TxAaron · 08-20-12, 01:12 PM

Nice, I'll prob go to the game.

19th Hole · 08-20-12, 01:15 PM

Roger better hope that they have doors on the bathroom stalls....

CanuckG · 08-20-12, 01:15 PM

Skeet Skeet

PAULYPOKER · 08-20-12, 01:16 PM

Opie is part owner of them there skeeters...............

Chi_archie · 08-20-12, 01:22 PM

Wow, this could be interesting

Brock Landers · 08-20-12, 01:52 PM

i thought he was retiring to a life of luxury...maybe his lawyers fees made him poor

Bcatswin · 08-20-12, 01:54 PM

Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball.

BallaHolic777 · 08-20-12, 02:09 PM

He's been watching too much Eastbound and Down

MeatWad · 08-20-12, 02:12 PM

Does his new league drug test?

WvGambler · 08-20-12, 02:12 PM

You know that fuker can still throw

mynameismud · 08-20-12, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by BallaHolic777

He's been watching too much Eastbound and Down

this

EVPlus · 08-20-12, 03:10 PM

The only prayer this washed-up sh!t stain has to make it in the show is if he goes back to being chemically enhanced.

Armstrong couldn't do it when he tried to return to pro cycling as a clean rider. And neither will Clemens.

The Juggernaut · 08-20-12, 03:15 PM

mathdotcom · 08-20-12, 03:57 PM

Apparently throwing 87, closer to 90 if he saves the spread for after the game

HoulihansTX · 08-20-12, 05:11 PM

Jamie Moyer 2.0

JMobile · 08-20-12, 05:28 PM

Made me chuckle

Bluedragon · 08-20-12, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by BallaHolic777

He's been watching too much Eastbound and Down

Brilliant.

Chi_archie · 08-20-12, 07:52 PM

he just had his birthday august 4th.

turning 50 gotta be rough on a competitive jock like him....

think its just another mid life crisis reaction, akin to older guys buying sports cars or young asian wives

daneblazer · 08-20-12, 07:57 PM

Watch him sign with the Astros. They'd let him pitch just for ticket sales. What would be beneficial to him is it'd make him HOF eligible in 5 years and remove him from the Bonds/Sosa class.

The Giant · 08-20-12, 08:01 PM

I can't believe this guy is 50.

The Angels could still make him their number two starter.

Big Bear · 08-20-12, 08:01 PM

calm down guys 50 is not that old. especially if you work out and take of your self. this is not a big deal. he will be back in the majors very soon.

lets put it this way there are far worse pitchers than roger clemens pitching in the big leagues right now.

Chi_archie · 08-20-12, 08:03 PM

too much of a primma donna

I'd say the odds of him making more than 3 starts in indy ball are like+900

Ralphie1412 · 08-20-12, 08:39 PM

will this guy EVER just go the **** away. You are lucky you arent in jail dickhead, just go retire and stfu.

Naz18 · 08-20-12, 09:01 PM

ESPN will probably start airing a Clemens reality show based on his comeback.

Chi_archie · 08-22-12, 07:47 AM

could be a ploy to finally get his son Koby a few months of MLB AB's

Roger will sign with some desperate club next year wanting to sell some extra tix, but his son has to be put on 25 man roster, and stay there as a condition

KKoz9 · 08-22-12, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by MeatWad

Does his new league drug test?

Doubt it, he can stick horse needles in his ass and make his nuts shrink all he wants I bet

crustyme · 08-22-12, 10:42 AM

anyone listen to his interview with dan patrick?

when asked if he belonged in the hof, danced around the question and wouldnt give a straight answer. if you won 354 games, 7 cy youngs and did it while 100% clean, wouldnt the answer be unequivocally yes?

when asked if players caught using peds should be banned from hof, again danced around the question, saying peds dont help but hurt you. even tho jose canseco admits he would never have gone 40/40 and hit close to 400 hrs without it.

just another lying scumbag texan.

i hope he blows his arm out on his first pitch and takes a line drive to his fat lying face.

Chi_archie · 08-22-12, 10:48 AM

what an ass...

remember him throwing the broken bat at Piazza, then saying "I thought it was the ball"

he'd be a top 5 all time sports player douche in any HOF

agendaman · 08-22-12, 11:02 AM

he doesnt belong in same conversation w/nolan ryan bob gibson koufax etc. never get in hall of fame

EVPlus · 08-22-12, 12:01 PM

If you study the time line with dopers, it's not unlike the tip of the ice berg. In other words, they've been sticking the needle looooooooooooooong before getting busted. You have to wonder how long he's been using while getting those Cy Youngs...

And I agree with others that it not just about a comeback. The snake has alterior motives such as a potential reality t.v. show in the back of his mind.

Chi_archie · 08-22-12, 12:09 PM

got pay them lawyers