2 team parlay for my SBR Brethren

[crustyme]

stop lying.

everyone sees through your bs.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

The more hilarious aspect of all of this is that crusty waited til the VERY second the 2nd game went over 6.5 to chime in.

Does that make sense to you? He waited until one of my picks LOST, not the parlay.

If that doesn't spell things out for you, I don't know what the hell will. The fade parlay I said to do (which was still kind of a joke) was over after the first game.

So why would he wait until the exact second that the 2nd game went over 6.5?

Honestly, grab the nearest gun and shoot your brains in if you can't figure out why he started trolling at that second.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

crustycumrag and his 1 inch pecker. rough life man.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

You smoking weed with Grizzer??

wouldn't mind it.

[MatI]

Eh, I'm not going to let you guys muddy the waters with this shit. I clearly was making the individual unders. I even referenced that there was a 'great' chance I go 0-2. How the fukk could I go 0-2 making one bet?

Mikey, be careful. This is going to start looking like the 'hispanics aren't from spain' thread very soon.

[crustyme]

#1 you cant fade a parlay
#2 which is why you suggested people fade them individually
#3 whether your parlay went 0-2 or 1-1 its still a looooooooooooooser

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Mikey, be careful. This is going to start looking like the 'hispanics aren't from spain' thread very soon.

It was pretty obvious I was making 2 bets on unders. But that I've been cold, so feel free to parlay fade me.

I went 1-1, lost some on juice. End of story.

[RudyRuetigger]

yea its pretty obvious it was a 2 team parlay.

you told sbr to fade you...you said MY pick is "____" so people would know to fade THAT play, not that you played them separate.



also, i had giants so im a fukkin loser...again

[PickWinnerAllDay]

#1 you cant fade a parlay
#2 which is why you suggested people fade them individually
#3 whether your parlay went 0-2 or 1-1 its still a looooooooooooooser

When I want the opinion of a tiny choded libtard, I'll ask for it, okay?

[MatI]

The more hilarious aspect of all of this is that crusty waited til the VERY second the 2nd game went over 6.5 to chime in.

Does that make sense to you? He waited until one of my picks LOST, not the parlay.

If that doesn't spell things out for you, I don't know what the hell will. The fade parlay I said to do (which was still kind of a joke) was over after the first game.

So why would he wait until the exact second that the 2nd game went over 6.5?

Honestly, grab the nearest gun and shoot your brains in if you can't figure out why he started trolling at that second.

Seriously Mikey? did you expect crusty to starting ragging on you when the first leg won? How does this make sense?

Mikey, I thought you were a genius.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

yea its pretty obvious it was a 2 team parlay.

you told sbr to fade you...you said MY pick is "____" so people would know to fade THAT play, not that you played them separate.



also, i had giants so im a fukkin loser...again

My Heritage account lost juice today. That is all I really give a shit about.

[BigDeem5]

Crusty, you live a pathetic life.

[No coincidences]

This thread will be 9 pages by morning.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Seriously Mikey? did you expect crusty to starting ragging on you when the first leg one? How does this make sense?

Mikey, I thought you were a genius.

matl, you just kind of made yourself look stupid. If my pick is the under 7.5, and the game went under, and the idea is that you should parlay fade me, that would mean the over 7.5 lost.

I'm losing faith in humanity with this thread.

[CanuckG]

It was pretty obvious I was making 2 bets on unders. But that I've been cold, so feel free to parlay fade me.

I went 1-1, lost some on juice. End of story.

Fukkin say it next time then. You speaka engrish? Nats piling it on

[PickWinnerAllDay]

This thread will be 9 pages by morning.

I've lost respect for a couple posters in this thread just based on an absurd lack of common sense.

[MatI]

It was pretty obvious I was making 2 bets on unders. But that I've been cold, so feel free to parlay fade me.

I went 1-1, lost some on juice. End of story.

I don't give a shit if you went 167-1. But there is nothing 'clear' about your original post being two separate bets.

You will need to be clearer in a court of law Mikey. Or you will get smashed.

[Mantle7]

My Under got cracked with a two out walk, walk, INFIELD SINGLE which was more of an error if you ask me. Crusty, where's your boyfriend? I feel like taking my frustration out on you two.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Fukkin say it next time then. You speaka engrish? Nats piling it on

Seems implied. Like I said, bigdeemer figured it out.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I don't give a shit if you went 167-1. But there is nothing 'clear' about your original post being two separate bets.

You will need to be clearer in a court of law Mikey. Or you will get smashed.

K, well the idea was that I had lost 4 in a row and that I seem to run in streaks. I can win 10 in a row and then lose 6 in a row. So the IDEA was to just parlay my 2 individual picks as fades. That was the god damned idea. Now if anyone has a problem with that and wants to join crusty in trolling, go fukk yourself because I just got a headache from some of the stupidity and lack of reasoning in this thread.

[CanuckG]

Picker confirmed posting drunk right now only explanation here. Log off before ya get buried.

[MatI]

matl, you just kind of made yourself look stupid. If my pick is the under 7.5, and the game went under, and the idea is that you should parlay fade me, that would mean the over 7.5 lost.

I'm losing faith in humanity with this thread.

This is not about fading your plays Mikey, it is about someone hoping YOU lose.

Crusty isn't making wages Mikey. He is just waiting for YOU to lose. That is pretty obvious.

Come on, count to 10 and think before you post.

[No coincidences]

Fukkin say it next time then. You speaka engrish? Nats piling it on

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Picker confirmed posting drunk right now only explanation here. Log off before ya get buried.

lol no i'm right here. Like I said, canuck, I consider you a smart guy. If crusty was going to post 'fade parlay' as my 'play' why did he not post the 'loooooooser' douchebag post right when it lost? Which obviously lost when my first actual play won.

Look back at every thread I've ever started. One thing you will see is that within milliseconds of it losing, Crusty chimes in with that post. Milliseconds.

So when did crusty post here? The exact second that a 2 run double made the game go from 6-0 to 8-0 and bust the 6.5 under?

Does that not strike you as odd? Food for thought. You're a smart guy.

[crustyme]

why didnt i chime in after the 1st leg of your parlay won? are you shitting me?

[PickWinnerAllDay]

why didnt i chime in after the 1st leg of your parlay won? are you shitting me?

I didn't do a parlay dumbass.

I was advising SBR to do a parlay fade against me.

So, as such, SBR lost their parlay fade the first game, b/c I won my first bet.

Now, the confusion may be that you guys thought I was doing a parlay as well. But that simply isn't the case. May not be clear, but I was 1-1 tonight. which still pisses me off, b/c 1-1 is a bad night for me.

A good night for you, crustycumrag, but a bad night for me.

[CanuckG]

Of course he posted when it was 8-0 that's when your parlay lost. Why would he post after Jays under cashed He wants you to lose. We already understand that. Look I don't give a fukk who wins or loses but you cannot argue your original post implies that you aren't betting a parlay. Deemer was probably happy the first leg of your parlay won like any friend would be. Ask anyone on the forum who read this thread other than Deemer who thinks the ORIGINAL POST suggests it was a two team parlay. Holy fukk the TITLE of the thread says it. I dont even have to open the thread to find an answer.

Just get back to the lab and pick some fukkin locks

[MatI]

lol no i'm right here. Like I said, canuck, I consider you a smart guy. If crusty was going to post 'fade parlay' as my 'play' why did he not post the 'loooooooser' douchebag post right when it lost? Which obviously lost when my first actual play won.

Mikey, your genius credentials have now been officially revoked.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Of course he posted when it was 8-0 that's when your parlay lost. We already understand that. Look I don't give a fukk who wins or loses but you cannot argue your original post implies that you aren't betting a parlay. Deemer was probably happy the first leg of your parlay won like any friend would be. Ask anyone on the forum who read this thread other than Deemer who thinks the ORIGINAL POST suggests it was a two team parlay. Holy fukk the TITLE of the thread says it. I dont even have to open the thread to find an answer.

Just get back to the lab and pick some fukkin locks

I've spoken out against parlays. Even without that knowledge, it isn't really clear whether I was betting a parlay or not.

It was obvious I was advising a parlay fade against me. Because losses do come in bunches for me and come in wins as well.

That being said, it could be taken both ways I guess. I just did straight bets though. So I guess if crustycumrag wants to be accurate he'll have to say 1-5 my last 6... oh, and 11-6 my last 17. But then again, he isn't very concerned with that.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Mikey, your genius credentials have now been officially revoked.

I get them from official IQ tests, not redneck nascar fans.

[CanuckG]

Yeah you've spoken out against parlays I hate them too but re-read your thread title the answer is there for ya. As for Crusty use the ignore button

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Yeah you've spoken out against parlays I hate them too but re-read your thread title the answer is there for ya. As for Crusty use the ignore button

I see the confusion now. Fair enough. It was a half joking parlay fade me anyway. I still feel like my unders have a better chance to win or not. But definitely a dry spell. But winning 9 of 10, you should expect to lose some. But I'm tired of losing. Parlay tail me tomorrow. Big day coming. Oh, and to set the record straight, I don't have the balls for that. I bet 2-3K on games so I won't be betting a parlay.

[MatI]

I get them from official IQ tests, not redneck nascar fans.

Coming from a guy who grew up in Knoxville?

I might be from the south, but much further south then you probably think.

[FindTheLock]

You are a master of the English Language. Despite the fact most people need a linguistics expert to decipher the code you wrote the thread in. You're never wrong and everyone else is not as smart as you. You have never been wrong in your life, and anyone who thinks you could possibly be wrong is a massive fool who should commit suicide immediately. Carry on man. Enjoy the lonesomeness of greatness. You're a shooting star talking to mortals around here.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Coming from a guy who grew up in Knoxville?

I might be from the south, but much further south then you probably think.

You can't help where you grow up. But you can help whether you go nuts over guys making left turn after left turn.