At a training camp press conference on Wednesday, Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson was in a mood. He says that training camp is going well — "----ing awesome," actually, is how he put it — and I hope that's true, … Continue reading →
At a training camp press conference on Wednesday, Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson was in a mood. He says that training camp is going well — "----ing awesome," actually, is how he put it — and I hope that's true, because if he doesn't make the team, his next job will be gross.
Q: What if you don't make the team?
Chad: "I'm always looking to a second job. Thinking about going into porn. It's not funny. I got to earn a living. I'm being serious. I mean, that's what I would do."
I'm sure that's exactly what every new bride wants to hear.
We have all, in the past, been impressed by Chad's explosiveness, but I hope this is something we can keep on the football field. I'm a Chad Johnson fan and all, but I just don't want to know him like that.
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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Ratpack
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02-15-12
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#17
i guess now thats hes unemployed he will go into the career he said he would go into when he was done with football the porn industry
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ChuckyTheGoat
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04-04-11
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#18
4:30 Philbin sounds like Pinocchio:
"Can't do our jobs w/o the wives and significant others." Why not?
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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DDT
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#19
I wonder what they were fighting about???
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BigBlueNYG
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10-12-11
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#20
not surprised by anything anymore
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lunchbawks
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01-31-10
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#21
This actually surprises people?
NFL players are retarded goons, most of em go broke at some point
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ChuckyTheGoat
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#22
8:30 Lauren Tannehill signed up for the lottery. Already spent Ryan's bonus check.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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mynameismud
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#23
Originally posted by DDT
I wonder what they were fighting about???
shes probably trying to spend all his money. no other reason to marry him except for the paycheck and ************ she gets.
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Doc JS
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#24
Do you think anyone else gives him yet another chance?
The ONLY reason I ask is there seems to be no limit to the number of chances these morons get...
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ChuckyTheGoat
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#25
Originally posted by Doc JS
Do you think anyone else gives him yet another chance?
The ONLY reason I ask is there seems to be no limit to the number of chances these morons get...
No, and not b/c of the battery. He's washed up. Talent is gone. WR who loses his legs has no value.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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Ratpack
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#26
that johnsons kid girl at 38:08 is WAY HOTTER than tannehills girl
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The Giant
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#27
It's almost like he wanted to go out as a thug instead of admitting he's just not any good at football anymore.
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mynameismud
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#28
Originally posted by Ratpack
that johnsons kid girl at 38:08 is WAY HOTTER than tannehills girl
yea she is.
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Brock Landers
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#29
probably will be filing for bankruptcy within 2 years. these animals NEVER save their money
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onlooker
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#30
Originally posted by ProfaneReality
FF to 40:25
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BeatTheJerk
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#31
Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
let this be a lesson to all the young posters out there. always pay cash for condoms...
You still get a receipt when you pay with cash numb head.
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Ghenghis Kahn
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01-02-12
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#32
Originally posted by DDT
I wonder what they were fighting about???
his wife of one month found condom receipts...
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Ghenghis Kahn
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#33
Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
You still get a receipt when you pay with cash numb head.
not when you get them at liquor stores dumb ****.
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onlooker
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#34
Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
his wife of one month found condom receipts...
What a dipsh!t.
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ChuckyTheGoat
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#35
Originally posted by Brock Landers
probably will be filing for bankruptcy within 2 years. these animals NEVER save their money
What type of loan rate would u give Chad, per your Debt Relief svc?