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  • SBR_John
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #1
    This time next week...we tear Vegas a new one
    They better have enough cash on hand. Reckon we can take that gold nugget looking thang.

    Final preparations gentlemen...
    Don't forget it's hot outside but 65 in the casino. If you plan on walking the street during the day wear a shirt made especially for extreme heat. Also bring chap stick. But dont just bring extreme heat clothing! Very cold in the casinos at night.

    Always bring some slacks and a dress shirt. Once I ran up my table winnings to $50k and quit. Got all kinds of free dinners and VIP lounge stuff but couldnt go in because all I had was shorts.

    Bring your clubs if you golf. yea I know its a pain but they rape you in this city to rent clubs.
  • Blondie
    SBR MVP
    • 06-19-08
    • 2823

    #2
    It you wear contacts bring plenty of solution or wetting drops they tend to dry out pretty easy if your eyes are not use to it (also bring your glasses just in case)
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    • milwaukee mike
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-22-07
      • 26914

      #3
      Originally posted by SBR_John
      They better have enough cash on hand. Reckon we can take that gold nugget looking thang.

      Final preparations gentlemen...
      Don't forget it's hot outside but 65 in the casino. If you plan on walking the street during the day wear a shirt made especially for extreme heat. Also bring chap stick. But dont just bring extreme heat clothing! Very cold in the casinos at night.

      Always bring some slacks and a dress shirt. Once I ran up my table winnings to $50k and quit. Got all kinds of free dinners and VIP lounge stuff but couldnt go in because all I had was shorts.

      Bring your clubs if you golf. yea I know its a pain but they rape you in this city to rent clubs.
      do you mean the hand of faith?
      just the gold in that thing is worth over $1.4 million

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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #4
        Also bring your own shampoo & conditioner because the Nugget stuff often leaves your hair frizzy and definitely not silky smooth



        You clowns...
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45359

          #5
          Originally posted by SBR_John
          They better have enough cash on hand. Reckon we can take that gold nugget looking thang.

          Final preparations gentlemen...
          Don't forget it's hot outside but 65 in the casino. If you plan on walking the street during the day wear a shirt made especially for extreme heat. Also bring chap stick. But dont just bring extreme heat clothing! Very cold in the casinos at night.

          Always bring some slacks and a dress shirt. Once I ran up my table winnings to $50k and quit. Got all kinds of free dinners and VIP lounge stuff but couldnt go in because all I had was shorts.

          Bring your clubs if you golf. yea I know its a pain but they rape you in this city to rent clubs.
          i think since i last took golf clubs on a airplane, 2006 or so, the cost to pack golf clubs on a plane has gone way up too
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            Originally posted by mathdotcom
            Also bring your own shampoo & conditioner because the Nugget stuff often leaves your hair frizzy and definitely not silky smooth



            You clowns...
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            • Blondie
              SBR MVP
              • 06-19-08
              • 2823

              #7
              Originally posted by mathdotcom
              Also bring your own shampoo & conditioner because the Nugget stuff often leaves your hair frizzy and definitely not silky smooth



              You clowns...
              Haha thanks for the tip I will remember that

              Serious about the contacts though. Sucks when you either have to walk around 3/4 blind or with eyes that hurt like hell
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              • mathdotcom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-24-08
                • 11689

                #8
                I walk around Fremont wearing swim goggles and usually nice slacks
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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #9
                  John, are u indirectly telling me to leave all my jerseys at home?
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                  • MUHerd37
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-23-09
                    • 12816

                    #10
                    Sucks for Paco. Has to drive from Detroit to Vegas cause he's on the no fly list. Gotta be hard.
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                    • paco
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-07-09
                      • 62873

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MUHerd37
                      Sucks for Paco. Has to drive from Detroit to Vegas cause he's on the no fly list. Gotta be hard.
                      I am hitchhiking with fishhead
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                      • raydog
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-07-07
                        • 6984

                        #12
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
                          John, will slacks and dress shirt guarantee me some hanky panky time? Or should I inquire with Zeta for profitable nights?

                          John, I can't wait. This should be a new experience for me with SBR
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                          • PAULYPOKER
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-06-08
                            • 36581

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mathdotcom
                            I walk around Fremont wearing swim goggles and usually nice slacks
                            You can't make this shit up.............
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                            • BIGDAY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 02-17-10
                              • 48245

                              #15
                              JJ told me to wear my swim trunks in the lobby. I'll fit right in as the pool is in the lobby..
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                              • BEANTOWNJIM
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-12-05
                                • 4610

                                #16
                                JUST A REMINDER BOYS DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR (AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES CARDS) YOU GET 50% OFF ON YOUR ROOMS IF YOU CAN PROVE YOUR IN TOWN FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT WONT BE A PROBLEM PROVING WITH THE SBR BASH.

                                ALSO MAKE SURE YOU GET TO THE BUFFET TABLE A HALF HOUR BEFORE MUG AND IWIN OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT GO HUNGRY.

                                OVER UNDER ON CALORIES THAT MUG HAS IN VEGAS

                                MUG HAS OVER 30 THOUSAND CALORIES -180
                                MUG HAS UNDER 30 THOUSAND CALORIES +160

                                SOMEBODY HAS TO GET A PICTURE OF MUG EATING AT THE TABLE
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                                • BIGDAY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 02-17-10
                                  • 48245

                                  #17
                                  Also, pack your cowboy boots if you are a hick like poster BIGDAY...

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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
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                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #19
                                      Someone find the VIDEO of coach giving advise on how to place a wager at the window.

                                      Love that one
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Walker I will give you a report at Betonline next week

                                        It will be on your desk AM
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                                        • CanuckG
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-23-10
                                          • 21978

                                          #21
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                                          • SBR_John
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-12-05
                                            • 16471

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                            i think since i last took golf clubs on a airplane, 2006 or so, the cost to pack golf clubs on a plane has gone way up too
                                            Good point. I fly Southwest where bags fly free.
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              Bring your own thumb tacks, paper clips, whistles, cheese graters, lighters, binoculars, uv lights, oven mitts, and dildos
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                                              • milwaukee mike
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-22-07
                                                • 26914

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                Good point. I fly Southwest where bags fly free.
                                                yeah but keep it under the magic number of 50 pounds and the other golf travel bag magic number of 62 inches (height + width + length).

                                                take out all the balls, etc and stick em in your other checked bag

                                                if you're oversized at southwest it's $50 each way, other airlines it's $100-200 each way
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                                                • beermankirk
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-17-09
                                                  • 1512

                                                  #25
                                                  If you win 50K, im sure you go and buy a pair of pants, to goto a restaurant.. At worst there is a Ross on the strip right next to Riveria, if you only want to spend $20, and are cheap. sigh....
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                                                  • frogsrangers
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 04-25-12
                                                    • 5792

                                                    #26
                                                    The only thing that is going to be torn up is the rectums of gay SBR posters by the gay Las Vegas street walkers or tranny surprises.
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                                                    • milwaukee mike
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 08-22-07
                                                      • 26914

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by beermankirk
                                                      If you win 50K, im sure you go and buy a pair of pants, to goto a restaurant.. At worst there is a Ross on the strip right next to Riveria, if you only want to spend $20, and are cheap. sigh....
                                                      yeah i was thinking the same thing

                                                      even if you're stuck at golden nugget without a car, i'm pretty sure you could take a cab to buy pants at ross (open until 11pm) within 20 minutes. if it's after 11pm you might have to shop at a casino, but pants can certainly be found
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                                                      • Cuse0323
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-09-09
                                                        • 30169

                                                        #28
                                                        Screw Vegas, just got into San Antonio then to Dallas in a couple days, get to go inside the stadium. You SBR folk and Opie got it right though it's hot. Or it's just the hotel, got a great view and a pool bar, that's all I need. This is luxury for me then I get back and off to the bash. Life is good.
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                                                        • Br0nxer
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-25-11
                                                          • 13665

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mathdotcom

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                                                          • Lo$t
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 06-03-10
                                                            • 787

                                                            #30
                                                            You going to hook up with anybody?

                                                            Originally posted by Blondie
                                                            It you wear contacts bring plenty of solution or wetting drops they tend to dry out pretty easy if your eyes are not use to it (also bring your glasses just in case)
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                                                            • Lo$t
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 06-03-10
                                                              • 787

                                                              #31
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                                                              • cankid
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-22-08
                                                                • 7227

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                                do you mean the hand of faith?
                                                                just the gold in that thing is worth over $1.4 million

                                                                The one on hand is not real as confirmed by a staff member and Krackman that has been involved with the property for many yrs in the past.

                                                                Ive proxied for a couple posters for yrs in diff Football Contests if I can help anyone or answer any questions I'll be at the Bash again, thx to John and everyone involved with the site for putting it together again
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                                                                • SBR_John
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-12-05
                                                                  • 16471

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                                  yeah i was thinking the same thing

                                                                  even if you're stuck at golden nugget without a car, i'm pretty sure you could take a cab to buy pants at ross (open until 11pm) within 20 minutes. if it's after 11pm you might have to shop at a casino, but pants can certainly be found
                                                                  Yea I thought about it. But now I have to spend a couple of hundred, spend an hour or two getting fitted or take my super hot date to the pool. Guess I got by.
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                                                                  • Blondie
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 06-19-08
                                                                    • 2823

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Lo$t
                                                                    You going to hook up with anybody?
                                                                    Rumor has it there is a 42 year old guy named Alan that will be there. I am thinking about trying to hook up with him...
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                                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                                      • 28460

                                                                      #35
                                                                      sbr promised to get me to the bash, what happened
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