Hey why can't you fuks reorder some of the quality shirts like the Tommy Bahama's in xxl or xxxl. Get some guyabera's too in huge sizes. You know a lot of us walk maybe 50 yards from the basement to the fridge everyday and sit in front of our computers the rest of the time. So why not, eh?
And stop already with the cheap white polo "short shirts" with your logo on them. You know the midriff baring shirts with sleeves that go from the elbow to the wrist in at least the larger sizes. Maybe they could fit an ape, but hope here is that a majority of your posters have evolved a bit past that.
Yeah those shirts are very point cheap, but I got to get Mrs. Jones to sacrifice one of them to get one decent one each time they come in. She has to cut off a bottom strip of one and sew it to the bottom of another in order to hide my belly button. Belly buttons of 260 pound, 65 year old hairy guys are not really all that sexy, even with my hot naval piercing.
And stop already with the cheap white polo "short shirts" with your logo on them. You know the midriff baring shirts with sleeves that go from the elbow to the wrist in at least the larger sizes. Maybe they could fit an ape, but hope here is that a majority of your posters have evolved a bit past that.
Yeah those shirts are very point cheap, but I got to get Mrs. Jones to sacrifice one of them to get one decent one each time they come in. She has to cut off a bottom strip of one and sew it to the bottom of another in order to hide my belly button. Belly buttons of 260 pound, 65 year old hairy guys are not really all that sexy, even with my hot naval piercing.
