i got couple interesting ones. anyone here like to share?
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When I was turning out of the Taco Bell drive through the other day, I cut in front of some oncoming traffic swiftly because I didn't feel like waiting for a long parade of cars to pass by at the never-ending lights here in Texas.
Needless to say, a few passionate honks came my way but that was the extent of the ragin'.Comment -
one time, i was driving on the expressway in the states, and there was some asshole who drove up right behind me with his high beam on. i was driving on a 4 lane expressway, so if he thinks i was driving too slow, he could just pass me to the left or the right. there weren't that many cars on the road this early in the morning. for some reason, this asshole keep has his high beam on right behind me. i was driving 10 over the speed limit, so it is not like i was driving slow. so i slowed down to 25mph on the expressway. he finally decided to pass me.
after he drove pass me, i sped up behind him and just turn on my high beam to **** with him. he tried everything....speed up, slow down...jamming on the breaks, going side to side. i kept a safe distance, and no matter what he did, i just keep stay behind that asshole. so after about 5 mintues of this, he finally pull over to the side of the road and waited for me to pass. i never saw that car after that.Comment -
A couple guys in a convertible shouted something at me at a stop light once being dicks, for no reason. So I began following them wherever they went. They were trying hard to lose me and we were driving like mad men. After about 20 minutes of scaring them I decided I had enough.
They veered off at a light into the left turn lane. They had a red arrow. I pulled up next to them and stopped in the straight lane, even though my light was green. The guy in the passenger seat begged me to go away, that they were just kidding around with me. Then I chucked a wrench at him and hit him in the head and I drove off.
I didn't use to take kindly to condescending pricks.Comment -
It was handy...sitting right next to me. It's amazing how many things work as make-shift weapons when needed.Comment -
I like to piss people off on the road to collect wrenchesComment -
Its weird this thread is because I saw something really strange the other day. I was driving down the highway and saw there were two cars going the other direction on the side of the road pulled over. I figured one of the cars must have broken down and the other was helping or something. As I got closer I saw two guys outside the car going after each other. These dudes were beating the piss out of each other....Straight Fight Club style on the side of the road. I didn't stop to see what it was about or anything but you can imagine. Funniest thing I had ever seen.Comment -
Some dude in a Lexus SC400 kept tailgating me so I would slow down on purpose. When we got to a red light he switched lanes and started staring at me. So I stared back and we both knew it was awwwwwwwwwn.
Light changes green and we floor it. I have the early lead in my little Acura when I get this weird feeling so I slow down. The guy passes me and sure enough there's a cop at the cross street up ahead. He doesn't turn on the lights but starts tailing the Lexus. The guy gets scared and makes a quick RT hoping the cop keeps going straight. But alas he also makes a right. I didn't follow but I assume he got a speeding ticket.
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Originally posted by daggerkobeSome dude in a Lexus SC400 kept tailgating me so I would slow down on purpose. When we got to a red light he switched lanes and started staring at me. So I stared back and we both knew it was awwwwwwwwwn.
Light changes green and we floor it. I have the early lead in my little Acura when I get this weird feeling so I slow down. The guy passes me and sure enough there's a cop at the cross street up ahead. He doesn't turn on the lights but starts tailing the Lexus. The guy gets scared and makes a quick RT hoping the cop keeps going straight. But alas he also makes a right. I didn't follow but I assume he got a speeding ticket.
best story so far
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