Analyze My Latest Slump For To Win 25 Points..Whats Going Wrong?

[jjgold]

Best answer 25 points

[Br0nxer]

looks like a classic case of being a fukkin balljuggling dartchucking prikk

[Smoke]

[Kelloggs]

You suck at betting ?

[19th Hole]

You're taking the wrong sides.

Plastic surgery and a hair transplant
might help...if not..you'll feel
better losing.

[SnickerDoodles]

Because you made the bets at 5 in the morning.

[Smoke]

Its your avatar u fukkin prikk

Get a new fukkin avatar

[Grits n' Gravy]

You bumped your head doing chinups.
You became buds with tt and his loserdom rubbed off.
Brock is making your sheet plays.

[rm18]

you do not work out before betting you just woke up and chucked darts

[19th Hole]

Because you made the bets at 5 in the morning.

Doesn't explain the 8:20 wagers.

[19th Hole]

Quit masturbating before the wagers....do it while wagering.
You get on the Win column.

[RealSlimShady]

You should offer 250points for analyzing your 14 year drought with women!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

your problem is easy to fix. write down the teams you really like and just go with the opposite side. try this for a week. guarantee you'll start winning.

[19th Hole]

Get the neighborhood skank to
crawl under your desk and gobble your rooster
while you are wagering. It will clear you mind of all losing
thoughts and set you on your winning way.

[BIGDAY]

You might have serious issues.

[Extra Innings]

You enjoy the rebates at Rebatewager

[billysink]

I don't think there is any handicapping process involved in your plays at all. You keep flailing away at Toronto, a team that is mired in a long losing streak, beat up and irrelevant.

You bet Philadelphia who can't fukkin score to save their lives and the Angels who are always overvalued when playing tough competition.

I sense that the problem is that you identify with these teams because they are such parallels to yourself. They are beat up, losers, can't fukkin score and are overvalued.

You wander through life with the misconception that you will eventually be a winner. We all know this has little probability of taking place.

Your wagering selections are a reflection of your persona,

You can't fade yourself in life, you're a little barreled in with the obvious. You will never be a winner, never score or have any value.

However I am certain that even you have figured out to fade your own spreadsheet by this point. If not, you are in far worse shape than I thought.

[Madison]

Phil ... tossup , no business betting
Mets ... Knucklers go in streaks. Reasonable effort but he has to be lights out. It's the Mets and Dickey hasn't been at the top of his game.
Balt ... clear mismatch. No business betting here.
LAA ... bad luck here. bet was ok.
Tor ... You bet on a poor pitcher against a rising star. Not awful though considering the odds.

Why wouldn't you have taken say Vogelsong vs the worst pitcher in baseball?

I'd give you some picks but I'm red hot and well you know ...

[BigDeem5]

JJ, I hit a cold streak too it happens. Keep plugging away corbin

[Lo$t]

Cwissy thinks jjgold has too big bankroll and too small penis.

[borednaz]

Lets sum this up. You bet to many games. Each day there is probably 1 game that even Brock could cap. But it's usually high chalk. Instead of just betting one game & dealing with outcome, we're all stupid fukks who need action. Not having a bet when there are still games on is sacralige.

[SteelRain]

lol baseball will bury anyone with that many picks per day

[manny24]

need today's sheet coach...thanks.

[Smoke]

[Gruntworker]

Too many games... seriously coach, just bet opposite all your picks for a month and see what happens.

[minet123]

Because Summer Fill In JJ
just got 1st shift JJ's pw and not his handicapping skills
1st shift JJ is one of the top 3 spot bettors on the planet
Summer Fill in JJ ...is just that-a fill in

[PAULYPOKER]

Analyze My Latest Slump For To Win 25 Points..Whats Going Wrong?

You trust your skills...................

Pay someone to set up a fade JJ trust fund account..............

[dodger33]

This is too easy. You are picking losers not winners. I have a simple fix. Pick a fukkin winner. Start with the Padres tonight.

[manny24]

you need to bust out the plate...chop up a gorilla finger...then throw that ish out the window and roll one of these...winners will come to you.

[CanuckG]

You're letting your son Jeffrey make the picks on your spreadsheet

Real JJ picks are confidential.

[Balco10]

Good thing your only air betting. This is why you don't play with real money. Very easy too lose your shorts in baseball.

[mathdotcom]

jj loves to bet the theory that certain teams are DUE

he would do better following the HOT theory