Sportsbook prop,odds of Tebo getting arrested by year's end?Limited to a $5 bet

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Sportsbook prop,odds of Tebo getting arrested by year's end?Limited to a $5 bet
    It would have to be limited to a $5 bet because the sportsbook would go broke if they gave true odds at +10000000 and he was framed for a false arrest The man in all pro sports combined that's the least likely to get arrested is Tebo.It would have to be some freak occurrence like he was walking a blind old lady accross the street and an out of control vehicle was swerving at her and he had to grab her private parts to save her and she thought he intentionally did it.

    Can anyone actually see Tebo going haywire????Maybe New York City will be the cause of a moral and ethical spiral downward for him?The man in all of pro sports you would want your daughter to take to the prom.Can you imagine Tebo being confronted by his prom date that they will be staying overnight in a hotel after the prom.I will have none of that talk he would say .When did that bass akwards tradition start anyway?Any parent that allows that for their daughter should have the Colorado joker show up at their house.
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63182

    #2
    Maybe a big protest of abortion clinics?
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    • ChalkyDog
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-02-11
      • 9598

      #3
      Tebow scares the shit out of me. Those are the kind of fukks you don't turn your back on. He will snap, only a matter of when.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #4
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
          Tebow is a closet gay
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          • GUMMO77
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9294

            #6
            Maybe some sort of road rage when traffic makes him late for church service.
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            • TheCentaur
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-28-11
              • 8108

              #7
              If he actually is a virgin maybe one day soon he will give in and get some and then get lost in a downward spiral of sex, drugs, and sports wagering.
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              • Grits n' Gravy
                Restricted User
                • 06-10-10
                • 13024

                #8
                Sounds exciting. I'd be excited to make that exciting kind of bet. Even though he is super religious, which is exciting, he isn't Catholic, which means he could be arrested in NYC. Maybe a fan gets too excited and instigates a fight. You never know.
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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63182

                  #9
                  Yeah will get caught soliciting gays in central park bathroom stall
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                  • Grits n' Gravy
                    Restricted User
                    • 06-10-10
                    • 13024

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                    Yeah will get caught soliciting gays in central park bathroom stall
                    Who do you think he is? Sideloaded?
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