If you trained for the next 4 years which Olympic event would you try out for?

[ttwarrior1]

this would mean no drinking, no sbr, no gambling, secretly take hgh and steroids, etc

1 domestic violence and 1 dui is ok.

[Chi_archie]

Javelin, decathlon, weifhtlifting, cycling, baseball

[Roxxyfish]

???titty, competitive eating and towel shitting

[ttwarrior1]

how was wsop rox?

i don't eat much

Actually i would do quite well in olympic weightlifting. id win an sbr contest for sure. I would also do wrestling. i wrested for 2 months my sr year and was runner up state championship.

Im sure some on sbr could row , shoot or fencing

[freeVICK]

Ping pong requires zero skill

[hawley]

You won't be alive in 4 years titty.

Plus the athletes village has all you can eat food. You really think they would let you near that?

[k13]

Ping pong requires zero skill

Unless you are Asian you have no chance.....

[Chi_archie]

I might swim for equatorial new guinea or play water polo for Canada

[BIGDAY]

Curling, already been to nationals twice.

[freeVICK]

If anyone of us played ping pong everyday for 4 years we would be straight up raping them asians

[mynameismud]

handball...seems like easiest sport by far.

[GUMMO77]

I'd train for whatever event came first, then spend the rest of the time hanging around the Olympic Village consoling all hotties that just got their dreams crushed.

[CanuckG]

Swimming

[accuscoresucks]

sexarobics

[Le_Donk]

sailing

[Chi_archie]

Swimming

which event?

[HoulihansTX]

Weightlifting

Womens volleyball towel boy.

[InTheDrink]

I'd say tennis but if titty was in the tournament my only hope would be for silver

That being said I'd dominate women's basketball

[MonkeyF0cker]

Ping pong requires zero skill

Have you ever seen those guys play?

[mathdotcom]

Is power posting a sport yet?

[Chi_archie]

Is power posting a sport yet?

should be

the its all politics with the IOC though

[ChalkyDog]

Ski Shooting.

[Chi_archie]

ski shooting would be awesome!!!!!!!!

those skiers in the winter olympics come down the hill pretty fast,

but I reckon I could shoot the free style skiers and snowboarders...



I'd suck at skeet shooting

[Ernie Mccracken]

Whichever events are least competitive and don't require total freak genetics.

Winter - Skeleton, luge, curling, maybe ski jumping
Summer - Archery, kayak, equestrian, sailing, handball

[Killer_Demo]

tennis...already have 4 years D1 college playing experience at Fresno ST

[JACK MATZ]

The guy that sits in front of the row boat and yells.........ROW!..........ROW!........ ...ROW!

To easy!

[Koldazzice]

I played baseball from 6yrs old til 24 so I would say that but I would train like a mofo to be alex morgan's personal bitch (carry her bags and eat the tang even when I'm tired)

[Cuse0323]

Rowing, runs in the family anyway and if I didn't hate the shit from having to grow up going to boring ass events, I may have been decent.

[Cuse0323]

or water polo, dominated that in high school gym class though half of the other team were girls. no mercy

[Balco10]

soccer...USA mens is the worst coached and did not even make it this year. I played through college and curently trained by a coach who played for the Mexicao national team and Bimmos....plus he trained 7 national players in 4 years.

[Killer_Demo]

soccer...USA mens is the worst coached and did not even make it this year. I played through college and curently trained by a coach who played for the Mexicao national team and Bimmos....plus he trained 7 national players in 4 years.

soccer...the sport of illegal immigrants in the USA

[ChalkyDog]

Ski Shooting.

Badmitten - played it in P.E. since grade school. Also, can play a mean game of intoxicated badmitten. Don't even need to work out as it is all in the wrist.

[ttwarrior1]

[A.M.S.]

[SATERSTYLE]

i've recently started boxing so i guess boxing

although i'm complete garbage