OT: Very easy to laid off of craigslist.

gm2022 · 10-23-08, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

This is a shame because I alrady have a gf, I wish I knew about this when I was single. I'm just stringing these girls along, very bad of me.

Boys, the vag is just out there waiting for you. Go and pick it up.

O and not to mention this is what you will look like after your emails get confiscated by your girl!

so get out your

its gonna be a hell of a fight sir

fiveteamer

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:28 PM

gm, I have a special e-mail account I use for such activities. I'm like teflon.

SlickFazzer · 10-23-08, 12:30 PM

Lot of chicks out there that are horny and looking for dirty sex. Just need to find the avenues to locate them.

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:32 PM

Exactly Slicker.

Also, never pay for bullshit like lavalife, it is like paying for a tout.

smitch124 · 10-23-08, 12:32 PM

Post your ad here 5T if you don't mind...

gm2022 · 10-23-08, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

Lot of chicks out there that are horny and looking for dirty sex. Just need to find the avenues to locate them.

As much as this is true, there is more risk than reward in this online game!

ryanXL977 · 10-23-08, 12:33 PM

i have banged no less than 10 chicks off cl in the last 5 yrs

its like stealing
quality aint bad either

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:35 PM

craigslist | canada

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cas/890068156.html

gm2022 · 10-23-08, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

i have banged no less than 10 chicks off cl in the last 5 yrs

its like stealing
quality aint bad either

for bay area you must get a nice selection in girls

ritehook · 10-23-08, 12:36 PM

craigslist is full of hookers. And ladies with STD's

Best place to meet a clean gal (nothing guaranteed) is an upscale mall or dept store. Or, the library. Latter would eliminate most in the HDG, lol

smitch124 · 10-23-08, 12:36 PM

lol Dick pic a nice touch...

SlickFazzer · 10-23-08, 12:38 PM

Or maybe just duke the chick into some love making like JJ would.

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by ritehook

craigslist is full of hookers. And ladies with STD's

Best place to meet a clean gal (nothing guaranteed) is an upscale mall or dept store. Or, the library. Latter would eliminate most in the HDG, lol

This is not feasible as that would mean leaving my house, what if I miss the best # I'm looking for on the Indy-Tenn game?

cl is better because you can just sit on your ass and reel them in.

It is like fishing for punani. Keep what looks good, throw away what doesn't.

ryanXL977 · 10-23-08, 12:40 PM

all kinds of asian broads on there. just use rubbers
though its like banging your dick against the wall, rubber suck

pico · 10-23-08, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by ritehook

craigslist is full of hookers. And ladies with STD's

Best place to meet a clean gal (nothing guaranteed) is an upscale mall or dept store. Or, the library. Latter would eliminate most in the HDG, lol

what is HDG?

pico · 10-23-08, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

all kinds of asian broads on there. just use rubbers
though its like banging your dick against the wall, rubber suck

i agree rubber sucks. i tend to go for long term mistress than one nighter.

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:42 PM

Some girls are stupid though.

Have this one who works for the feds (work e-mail) asking me if I do 420.

LOLOLOLZ

Mudcat · 10-23-08, 12:46 PM

Obvious question: have you met these VERY cute girls face-to-face?

It does not take a genius to know that internet contacts can and will deceive you in any number of ways. You should probably start with the assumption that things are not as good as they are being presented.

Their on-line pic may look like a young Meg Ryan however the reality could be much closer to Kathy Bates.

Indeed, you could find yourself stocking up on rubbers for what turns out to be a Prick look-alike.

pico · 10-23-08, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

Some girls are stupid though.

Have this one who works for the feds (work e-mail) asking me if I do 420.

LOLOLOLZ

nice.

ryanXL977 · 10-23-08, 12:47 PM

everyone uses the internets to get hoes therese days
it aint 1995, the stigma is gone
there are tons of hot bitchs on there sick of clubs

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Obvious question: have you met these VERY cute girls face-to-face?

It does not take a genius to know that internet contacts can and will deceive you in any number of ways. You should probably start with the assumption that things are not as good as they are being presented.

Their on-line pic may look like a young Meg Ryan however the reality could be much closer to Kathy Bates.

Indeed, you could find yourself stocking up on rubbers for what turns out to be a Prick look-alike.

This would be true for women in their 40's, all these girls are early, mid 20's.

smitch124 · 10-23-08, 12:49 PM

You will get a cute hit rate of about 35-40% of the ones that appear cute in their pictures. Usually older and heavier, but some will be like they say they are, part of the "risk" GMGuy is referring to....

Oh by the way at least half of the remaining will be psychos, so depends how well you tolerate that.

compaqDikk · 10-23-08, 12:51 PM

we stick with asian massage parlors

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 12:51 PM

compaq, who is we?

SlickFazzer · 10-23-08, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by compaqDikk

we stick with asian massage parlors

The full release with those small asian hands is second to none.

Bread · 10-23-08, 01:14 PM

5T....WE is me, Compaq, Rake. Asian massage parlors all day long! With a nice lathering scrub down by the naughty girls first.

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 01:28 PM

Guys, this is unreal. I can't believe this. I used to have a crush on this girl in middle school. We used to talk on the phone all the time, play basketball etc...

A girl with her name just e-mailed me, same age, and through facebook stalking I know she is an avid runner and loves the Raptors.

She just told me how much she loves running, Raptors etc..

THIS IS UNREAL.

OH MY GOD.

We lost touch sometime in high school. WOW. I can't believe she just e-mail me.

I'm freaking out here.

What to do??

I'm almost 99% sure it is her, she has a very unique name.

LOLOLZ

WHAT DO I DO???

SlickFazzer · 10-23-08, 01:33 PM

She wants you Teamer. Hook it up.

RogueJuror · 10-23-08, 01:36 PM

will try it fivey, thank you

Mudcat · 10-23-08, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

WHAT DO I DO???

The play is complicated so let's break it down:

STEP 1 - ask if she has a sex swing in her dungeon.

RogueJuror · 10-23-08, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

Guys, this is unreal. I can't believe this. I used to have a crush on this girl in middle school. We used to talk on the phone all the time, play basketball etc...

A girl with her name just e-mailed me, same age, and through facebook stalking I know she is an avid runner and loves the Raptors.

She just told me how much she loves running, Raptors etc..

THIS IS UNREAL.

OH MY GOD.

We lost touch sometime in high school. WOW. I can't believe she just e-mail me.

I'm freaking out here.

What to do??

I'm almost 99% sure it is her, she has a very unique name.

LOLOLZ

WHAT DO I DO???

fivey document it all in video, this could be your video debut. just tell her you are an amateur film maker and you got to film it all, specially this reunification of sorts. little by little tell her how you are a gambler and reveal your lifestyle.

fivey it will make great video, come on fivey we need material.

SlickFazzer · 10-23-08, 01:43 PM

Great idea Rogue.

With a video like that Fiver could arguably overtake you as the king of SBR videos.

Bread · 10-23-08, 01:44 PM

Don't do it Teamer. Stay faithful to your girl. That is the best thing to do.

do it

fiveteamer · 10-23-08, 01:46 PM

I've been wanting to plow this girl since I was 12.

This a ****ing sign, I don't care.

UNREAL.