VIDEO: New Show - SOCCER TALK

ProfitBettingSov · 07-25-12, 02:45 PM

"As an England fan, I was expecting them to do well"

Every fukking tournament and they get twatted

hawley · 07-25-12, 02:46 PM

Never fukkn heard of Joel.

ProfitBettingSov · 07-25-12, 02:51 PM

Van Persie for £30m since he's in the last year of his contract. Plus his wages are massive.

Carroll £35m since Liverpool got paid £50m for Torres, and it was a last min transfer. A lot less wages for Carroll compared to Van Persie as well.

80'S Robot · 07-25-12, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by ProfitBetting

Van Persie for £30m since he's in the last year of his contract. Plus his wages are massive.

Carroll £35m since Liverpool got paid £50m for Torres, and it was a last min transfer. A lot less wages for Carroll compared to Van Persie as well.

RVP is over rated. Granted he was top scorer last season, he and Holland were dire in Euro's.

Good Show.

CanuckG · 07-25-12, 02:57 PM

Lets get a SBR live talk show with Loshak and JJ taking live callers.

STRICKER1976 · 07-25-12, 02:58 PM

Are they using a trash can for a table?

hopkin · 07-25-12, 03:12 PM

LOL at the redneck at 4.55!

opie1988 · 07-25-12, 03:24 PM

Hey Chris, great job here. I might offer you one small tip to help your viewers enjoy this even more......

SPEAK ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKKER!!!!

Jesus. What the fukk is in your mouth? Potatoes or dirt?? This sounds like it should be called Special Olympic Soccer Talk.

By the way, nice grey skinny jeans & gay shoes, pal. Is that one of Zeta's t-shirts??

If you look under Chris's left leg at the 2:00 mark, you can clearly see he is sitting on at least 3 San Jose phonebooks.

Unreal. Chris...you have a face much better suited to radio, pal.

SBR Chris · 07-25-12, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Hey Chris, great job here. I might offer you one small tip to help your viewers enjoy this even more......

SPEAK ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKKER!!!!

Jesus. What the fukk is in your mouth? Potatoes or dirt?? This sounds like it should be called Special Olympic Soccer Talk.

By the way, nice grey skinny jeans & gay shoes, pal. Is that one of Zeta's t-shirts??

If you look under Chris's left leg at the 2:00 mark, you can clearly see he is sitting on at least 3 San Jose phonebooks.

Unreal. Chris...you have a face much better suited to radio, pal.

Your wife likes those shoes.

jjgold · 07-25-12, 03:34 PM

I will watch after and see what this is all about

SlickFazzer · 07-25-12, 03:35 PM

Are these guys sharp.

I"m looking for a soccer guy to join the organization.

CarpeDime · 07-25-12, 04:55 PM

are these guys sharp?? someone fukin find out

i cant read english people at all

all i know about english people is there polite, they drink tea and smoke cigars and ride horses in big fields, and they invented classical music and the things they say are REALLY fukin weird like "oh hello! isn't it the most wonderful day today!" and very weird sh*t like that, I cant even put my finger on it, but there really weird

like there always saying "isnt it the most" about everything, it creeps me out

also there supposed to be smarter then americans i mean yeah maybe thats true they do seem smarter but still im not tailing these fuks until someone figures out if there sharp or not

if roxxy says there sharp then i'll trust him

Br0nxer · 07-25-12, 05:38 PM

whats with the toolbag accent

saloon this bullshit

opie1988 · 07-25-12, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Br0nxer

saloon this bullshit

I'm fixin too, pal. Thought I'd give it a few hours just to try and help Chris garner a few more views and replies....but at some point, we just gotta realize those views and replies ain't coming!

Keep your little midget chin up, Chris. Look on the bright side, 15 replies is a new record for one of your threads, pal!!

grizzlies1 · 07-25-12, 06:10 PM

Hey Opie shouldn't you be applying your fake tan or ******* a small boy you greasy Texan Sandusky loving douche.

grizzlies1 · 07-25-12, 06:15 PM

Fukking Bronzer SBR faux tough guy, spends his entire day begging brock fukking landers for picks. You couldn't make this shit up

opie1988 · 07-25-12, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by grizzlies1

Hey Opie shouldn't you be applying your fake tan or ******* a small boy you greasy Texan Sandusky loving douche.

Griz....you really need to learn how to insult someone without using such vulgar, classless language. Are you really so intellectually dim that your above post was the best you could come up with?

For your sake, I hope you actually are a 15 year old kid screwing around. If you're an adult, I'm afraid you're goin to have an awful lonely existence.

Best of luck!

Le_Donk · 07-25-12, 07:51 PM

nice trash can coffee table

CarpeDime · 07-25-12, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by Le_Donk

nice trash can coffee table

dude that alone makes the first show good

when I saw this i was like "oh no, chris and joel made a show?? oh no, I don't think........wait, what the F is that?? did they put a trash can upside down and put it in the middle of the set to use as a coffee table??? hm, maybe these guys have something after all......."

i mean you're not gonna have a hit show based only on using an upside down trash can as a coffee table, but it is definitely indicative of promise

borednaz · 07-25-12, 10:58 PM

Soccer? That's the game where a bunch of gay guys run around in those booty shorts, knee high socks, and can't use their hands because those hands are to busy flopping around limp wrist as they run right?

Seems like the perfect fit for you Chris.

STRICKER1976 · 07-25-12, 11:45 PM

to anyone whose pissed and luvs trollin on forums

rip john lennon, cheers manchester....here´s to you North England and the rest of the colonies (usa r thoughts r wiv u)

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-26-12, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by CanuckG

Lets get a SBR live talk show with Loshak and JJ taking live callers.

I would call in. Fukk these guys.

Extra Innings · 07-26-12, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by STRICKER1976

Are they using a trash can for a table?

Ace_of_Spades · 07-26-12, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by CanuckG

Lets get a SBR live talk show with Loshak and JJ taking live callers.

A show about nothing.

sweep · 07-26-12, 07:08 AM

A talk show about soccer....Probably the only thing worse than watching the real game

Roxxyfish · 07-26-12, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by SBR Chris

are you guys full of age ??

SBR Chris · 07-26-12, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Roxxyfish

are you guys full of age ??

I don't know what this means but 2 world wars and one world cup, cheers.

opie1988 · 07-26-12, 09:13 AM

We're clearly gettin to this Irish fukk, boys. He's starting to crack.

Keep the pressure on him. Let's run this fukk right off the forum!!

SBR Chris · 07-26-12, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

We're clearly gettin to this Irish fukk, boys. He's starting to crack.

how so?

ProfitBettingSov · 07-26-12, 10:11 AM

"He's crackin' up! He's crackin' up! He's crackin', Chris is crackin' up!"

Trident · 07-26-12, 10:32 AM

Why no Olympic Soccer lines today.

Roxxyfish · 07-26-12, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by SBR Chris

I don't know what this means but 2 world wars and one world cup, cheers.

cheers mate

. i love English football more than our german, every time i visit my friend in Exeter im at White Heart Lane,its just great

SBR Chris · 07-26-12, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by Roxxyfish

cheers mate

. i love English football more than our german, every time i visit my friend in Exeter im at White Heart Lane,its just great

Roxxy will you appear on soccer talk sometime? Can do skype or phone

Roxxyfish · 07-26-12, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by SBR Chris

Roxxy will you appear on soccer talk sometime? Can do skype or phone

Im too old for this skype shit, phone is OK