Russian bride. Can it go wrong?

AMBlai01 · 10-22-08, 08:35 PM

Russians...No good...Go for Ukrainian...they expect far less...

bigboydan · 10-22-08, 08:35 PM

Nothing wrong with that sir. In fact maybe she can service your needs when your posting.

SBR Lou · 10-22-08, 08:36 PM

Sounds like you've thought this one out, I will support whatever decision you make. What are friends for?

Panic · 10-22-08, 08:39 PM

I'm going to marry this girl in the 2nd row. Diana(27)

Check her out:

http://www.russianwomenmagazine.com/photos/index.htm

bigboydan · 10-22-08, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Panic

I'm going to marry this girl in the 2nd row. Diana(27)

Check her out:

http://www.russianwomenmagazine.com/photos/index.htm

Maybe I should inquire about a Russian mail order bride if they look that hot sir.

Jacey · 10-22-08, 08:46 PM

whoa

good luck

Panic · 10-22-08, 08:47 PM

BBD, this is no joke. Look at these girls. They are beautiful and want to come to America. JJ and Nicky should look at these as well.

Brock Landers · 10-22-08, 08:49 PM

Hope they aren't from near Chernobyl, you babies will have 3 arms

bigboydan · 10-22-08, 08:49 PM

Here is another one you might wanna consider sir.

Bread · 10-22-08, 08:49 PM

Panic you need no more excuses to drink vodka.

I vote NO!

Panic · 10-22-08, 08:51 PM

Bread, I will bang Olga...the 78 yr old russian drunk....no kidding...I'm in....

AMBlai01 · 10-22-08, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Panic

BBD, this is no joke. Look at these girls. They are beautiful and want to come to America. JJ and Nicky should look at these as well.

I watched an hour long special on this crap....I know I am a loser...Anyway, alot of these girls now really don't want to come to America. The Russian economy is doing so well that most of these girls are so selective. So unless you are young good looking and a millionaire here in the states you have no shot with even these girls. They might have their pictures up but they still have the right to say no....

I am telling you Ukranian girls are the way to go...much easier!

Panic · 10-22-08, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

I watched an hour long special on this crap....I know I am a loser...Anyway, alot of these girls now really don't want to come to America. The Russian economy is doing so well that most of these girls are so selective. So unless you are young good looking and a millionaire here in the states you have no shot with even these girls. They might have their pictures up but they still have the right to say no....

I am telling you Ukranian girls are the way to go...much easier!

My man, AMB.

Guide the way.

Bread · 10-22-08, 08:53 PM

I'm young. And good looking. And a millionaire.

But my liver is about to take a long bus trip to nowhere.

What do you think of my chances?

Panic · 10-22-08, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Bread

I'm young. And good looking. And a millionaire.

But my liver is about to take a long bus trip to nowhere.

What do you think of my chances?

I have a tube shooting out of my hip and piss in a bag...what's my chances?

jjgold · 10-22-08, 08:56 PM

What do they cost? I would be careful to marry one right away. I would just use one and bang her for a while.

Bread · 10-22-08, 08:57 PM

I had a one night stand with a guy from the Ukraine once.

He never called.

Kingctb27 · 10-22-08, 08:57 PM

Man, idk dude but these chicks with European accents are just fvcking awesome. There is this girl in my tax accounting class who has the hardcore accent and everytime she says something i pop a woody. I am thinking about dumping my gf and asking her out. Well, I think I might just ask her out and "run" into her at a bar or something so my gf doesn't think something is up when she see's pictures on facebook of us or something.

In short, no, you can't go wrong

Panic · 10-22-08, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

What do they cost? I would be careful to marry one right away. I would just use one and bang her for a while.

Have I ever steered people wrong? Listen to what I got to say, JJ. Playboy playmates want to come to America from Russia. Lets do it.

picantel · 10-22-08, 09:05 PM

dude get an asian bride. They love you long time and even if you work at taco bell that is still way more money than they are used to.

Bread · 10-22-08, 09:13 PM

Fiveteamer works at Taco Bell!

We need to tell him about this!

bigboydan · 10-22-08, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Bread

I had a one night stand with a guy from the Ukraine once.

He never called.

firedawg · 10-22-08, 09:20 PM

ny buddy did this for real. got chick from latin america. FINE AS HELL. does all the housework, and does what ever he wants. actually a good deal 4 him.

Panic · 10-22-08, 09:22 PM

firedawg...look at the link...this is no joke. These girls are for real. They are what us degenerate gamblers need.

firedawg · 10-22-08, 09:23 PM

im telling you i know! im not lying he brings her out here to the sation all the time.
she is fine as hell.

Panic · 10-22-08, 09:26 PM

Unreal, fire. I will marry one of them and take my chances.

firedawg · 10-22-08, 09:27 PM

from what ive seen you cant go wrong

Originally posted by Panic

Unreal, fire. I will marry one of them and take my chances.

pavyracer · 10-22-08, 09:33 PM

If you don't want to spend much money but still get good looks opt for Moldava women. Less expensive than Russian and you will get the same perks.

Panic · 10-22-08, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

If you don't want to spend much money but still get good looks opt for Moldava women. Less expensive than Russian and you will get the same perks.

post a link, pavy.

AMBlai01 · 10-22-08, 09:41 PM

Can I get a Mail Order Fvck Buddy???? I am not really into that whole Commitment thing....

Panic · 10-22-08, 09:43 PM

AMB....what do you think SBR looks like? A mail order whorehouse?....

Andy77 · 10-22-08, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by Panic

I'm going to marry this girl in the 2nd row. Diana(27)

Check her out:

http://www.russianwomenmagazine.com/photos/index.htm

She is from Moscow. Do you know how many rich guys in Moscow? You'll be surprised. Also people in Moscow make at least the same as average American make. So unless your income at least 100k a year, chaces are you will be not intresting to her.
Also it is huge cultural difference so if she can find the same provider in Moscow, then she will stay in Moscow.
I know only rich guys who after years of marrage still have Russian wifes. If you just average American guy(30K-40k a year) then you will be divorced as soon as she gets green card.
It is not like girls in Russia bad, it just huge cultural difference. At the begining everything Ok but later more and more cultural stuff will be on the way. And turns out you better off with American girl.

Panic · 10-22-08, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Andy77

She is from Moscow. Do you know how many rich guys in Moscow? You'll be surprised. Also people in Moscow make at least the same as average American make. So unless your income at least 100k a year, chaces are you will be not intresting to her.
Also it is huge cultural difference so if she can find the same provider in Moscow, then she will stay in Moscow.
I know only rich guys who after years of marrage still have Russian wifes. If you just average American guy(30K-40k a year) then you will be divorced as soon as she gets green card.
It is not like girls in Russia bad, it just huge cultural difference. At the begining everything Ok but later more and more cultural stuff will be on the way. And turns out you better off with American girl.

Andy....I am going off your experience. That girl is beyond pretty. I make 8k a year....I have no chance? Show me a picture of a girl I can get for 8K a year.

pico · 10-22-08, 10:40 PM

russian bride is a scam. her brother/pimp will pay you a visit also.