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  • pipita17
    SBR Sharp
    • 07-17-12
    • 393

    #1
    average vs pro player
    What is the difference and how to become a pro ?
  • wal66
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-14-08
    • 5305

    #2
    Ol' Jonny will tell you the fastest way to become a pro is to signup with an affiliate sponsor and apprentice as an SBR pro for a couple of years.

    JJ will tell you to dress the and act the part and have parents ready on standby to re-mortgage their house to bail you out on Mondays.

    Opie will tell you to love the camera and make sure those whites are at their bleachiest whiteness and always bet on Texas teams.
    <O</O

    FishHead would tell you to start by saving your coupons and pay close attention to nearby dumpsters.
    <O</O

    Foldie would tell you to buy his soon to be released DVD’s.
    <O</O

    Nicky would tell you to beat the closing number and buy lots of Russian Girlscout cookies.
    <O</O

    BeanTown’r would tell you to always know where the wife’s purse is.
    <O</O

    Prickster will tell you the fastest way to become a Pro is to join the Beat The Prick contest and send him a case of PBR and Jack Daniels every month.
    <O</O

    MonkeyFocker will tell you, if you need to ask you don’t have what it takes.
    <O</O
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    • pipita17
      SBR Sharp
      • 07-17-12
      • 393

      #3
      Originally posted by wal66
      Ol' Jonny will tell you the fastest way to become a pro is to signup with an affiliate sponsor and apprentice as an SBR pro for a couple of years.

      JJ will tell you to dress the and act the part and have parents ready on standby to re-mortgage their house to bail you out on Mondays.

      Opie will tell you to love the camera and make sure those whites are at their bleachiest whiteness and always bet on Texas teams.
      <o</o

      FishHead would tell you to start by saving your coupons and pay close attention to nearby dumpsters.
      <o</o

      Foldie would tell you to buy his soon to be released DVD’s.
      <o</o

      Nicky would tell you to beat the closing number and buy lots of Russian Girlscout cookies.
      <o</o

      BeanTown’r would tell you to always know where the wife’s purse is.
      <o</o

      Prickster will tell you the fastest way to become a Pro is to join the Beat The Prick contest and send him a case of PBR and Jack Daniels every month.
      <o</o

      MonkeyFocker will tell you, if you need to ask you don’t have what it takes.
      <o</o
      hahaha...good joke...but man cmon..i know its sound a bit...stupid i think,yeah thats the word,but never watched how real players take the money,yknow,imean i would took some serious money sometimes,on some occasions but thats far from to be called serious player
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      • BIGDAY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #4
        Go big on the winners and smaller on the losers.

        And welcome to SBR, we need your stats asap...

        Height
        Weight
        Rooster Size...
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        • wal66
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-14-08
          • 5305

          #5
          I'm no pro, not by any stretch of the imagination but I would guess that professionals.........

          Manage their bankroll religiously.

          Bankroll isn't and/or car payment, mortgage or light bill.

          Understand and monitor lines movement.

          Understand true meaning of value.

          Aren't constricted to 1 or 2 games and have the finances available to spread it out across the board so that their knowledge of the market helps them stay ahead of the variance over a period of time.

          Appreciate every dollar earned and invest it with the utmost diligence.


          While your average Joe is.............

          Convincing himself he has a clue.

          More concerned about beating his chest than padding his bankroll.

          Assumes team loyalty is akin to actual knowledge or that actual knowledge even matters.

          Thinks knowing a guy who is dating a girl who once blew a lockerroom attendant for some team constitutes inside information.

          Idea of a bankroll is any money they can beg borrow or float a check for until next payday.



          Professionals approach it as a business while the rest of us just want some fok'n action.
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          • rm18
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-20-05
            • 22291

            #6
            Monkey is right if you need to ask you were built to last like Eazy E
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            • pipita17
              SBR Sharp
              • 07-17-12
              • 393

              #7
              Originally posted by wal66
              I'm no pro, not by any stretch of the imagination but I would guess that professionals.........

              Manage their bankroll religiously.

              Bankroll isn't and/or car payment, mortgage or light bill.

              Understand and monitor lines movement.

              Understand true meaning of value.

              Aren't constricted to 1 or 2 games and have the finances available to spread it out across the board so that their knowledge of the market helps them stay ahead of the variance over a period of time.

              Appreciate every dollar earned and invest it with the utmost diligence.


              While your average Joe is.............

              Convincing himself he has a clue.

              More concerned about beating his chest than padding his bankroll.

              Assumes team loyalty is akin to actual knowledge or that actual knowledge even matters.

              Thinks knowing a guy who is dating a girl who once blew a lockerroom attendant for some team constitutes inside information.

              Idea of a bankroll is any money they can beg borrow or float a check for until next payday.



              Professionals approach it as a business while the rest of us just want some fok'n action.
              what happens if pro is out of luck?
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              • pipita17
                SBR Sharp
                • 07-17-12
                • 393

                #8
                Originally posted by rm18
                Monkey is right if you need to ask you were built to last like Eazy E
                im lasting man dont you worry but still cant call myself pro..something is missing...
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                • smoke a bowl
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-09-09
                  • 2776

                  #9
                  It's your look. Watch some of JJ's videos on how to look the part. You have to wear your pants up high like Minet.
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                  • pipita17
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 07-17-12
                    • 393

                    #10
                    Originally posted by smoke a bowl
                    It's your look. Watch some of JJ's videos on how to look the part. You have to wear your pants up high like Minet.
                    and JJ and Minet are..???
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                    • smoke a bowl
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-09-09
                      • 2776

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pipita17
                      and JJ and Minet are..???
                      JJ is a living legend and Minet is a guy who wears his pants up high like the pros.
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                      • pipita17
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 07-17-12
                        • 393

                        #12
                        Originally posted by smoke a bowl
                        JJ is a living legend and Minet is a guy who wears his pants up high like the pros.
                        you told me everything..give me link of some jjs videos that u mention
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                        • smoke a bowl
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-09-09
                          • 2776

                          #13


                          This one shows how to wear your pants.
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                          • smoke a bowl
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-09-09
                            • 2776

                            #14


                            This one is more instructional on gambling attire. Hope this helps.
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                            • pipita17
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 07-17-12
                              • 393

                              #15
                              Originally posted by smoke a bowl
                              http://www.sbrforum.com/video/never-give-up-ii-v-9362/

                              This one shows how to wear your pants.
                              i know him,he defends players on his own way against bookies ..he is great.
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                              • pipita17
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 07-17-12
                                • 393

                                #16
                                ok man i get the point.topic is no good.
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                                • PAULYPOKER
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 12-06-08
                                  • 36581

                                  #17
                                  Become A Pro!
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Pipper where are you from?
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                                    • mynameismud
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-13-12
                                      • 5461

                                      #19
                                      OP sure doesnt sound american.
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                                      • smoke a bowl
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-09-09
                                        • 2776

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Pipper where are you from?
                                        I was looking for the video on how to handle yourself when you make a score in a sportsbook but couldn't find it. Some good shit in that video.
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                                        • pipita17
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 07-17-12
                                          • 393

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mynameismud
                                          OP sure doesnt sound american.
                                          no man,im from croatia.nice dog on avatar.
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                                          • mynameismud
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-13-12
                                            • 5461

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pipita17
                                            no man,im from croatia.nice dog on avatar.
                                            right on. imo...doenst seem to be profitable for americans to become pro. but in your case, you have tons of options.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              here s a good tutorial

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                                              • CanuckG
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-23-10
                                                • 21978

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                here s a good tutorial

                                                "hey slim shady who's money you betting with? the fukkin bank you loaned out prick"
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                                                • smoke a bowl
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-09-09
                                                  • 2776

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  here s a good tutorial

                                                  LMFAO. That's the one. Good shit in there.
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                                                  • pipita17
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 07-17-12
                                                    • 393

                                                    #26
                                                    hahaha...my man.cmon guys give me advice how to make minimum 20k?
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Pipper get a job man

                                                      Security and then book on side
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                                                      • 5mike5
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-21-11
                                                        • 52029

                                                        #28
                                                        jj's videos are priceless

                                                        didnt know what ive been missing all this time

                                                        "gambling attire"..LMFAO!
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                                                        • pipita17
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 07-17-12
                                                          • 393

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Pipper get a job man

                                                          Security and then book on side
                                                          i have a job man but wage is poor.regading books im not gamber im player.want to make serious money.
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                                                          • wal66
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 10-14-08
                                                            • 5305

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pipita17
                                                            hahaha...my man.cmon guys give me advice how to make minimum 20k?
                                                            There is an old joke.

                                                            "The best way to make 20k is to start with 100k"

                                                            This is especially true if you follow RubberBand plays.
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                                                            • cant call it
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-29-10
                                                              • 8817

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pipita17
                                                              hahaha...my man.cmon guys give me advice how to make minimum 20k?
                                                              fade brahmabull's spreadsheet. Keep a close eye on it, because he regularly likes to delete his losing baseball picks in the 1st inning when his team is down 0-7. Money in the bank.
                                                              also you are in croatia, you could start advertising mail order brides for the overweight degerates that post on sbr from the USA, and especially those reefer smoking, doo-doo-stained-panty-girl loving canadians.
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                                                              • pipita17
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 07-17-12
                                                                • 393

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by wal66
                                                                There is an old joke.

                                                                "The best way to make 20k is to start with 100k"

                                                                This is especially true if you follow RubberBand plays.
                                                                hahahahahahaha...
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                                                                • pipita17
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 07-17-12
                                                                  • 393

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by cant call it
                                                                  fade brahmabull's spreadsheet. Keep a close eye on it, because he regularly likes to delete his losing baseball picks in the 1st inning when his team is down 0-7. Money in the bank.
                                                                  also you are in croatia, you could start advertising mail order brides for the overweight degerates that post on sbr from the USA, and especially those reefer smoking, doo-doo-stained-panty-girl loving canadians.
                                                                  didnt understand you shit..cmon man my english isnot so good
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                                                                  • smoke a bowl
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-09-09
                                                                    • 2776

                                                                    #34
                                                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=YC9of9yFZWs#!

                                                                    This was the video I was looking for yesterday. Good tips in here. You're welcome.
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                                                                    • pipita17
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 07-17-12
                                                                      • 393

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Quiting here.i dont need this.for those who really wanted to help,thanks a lot,i really appreciate it.bye.
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