See I don't know how you do this with your people but with my people see there is a hierarchy and I am somewhere in the middle and see if you were to come along you would be at the bottom and wouldn't be able to say two fukkin words. So your stories? No chance. If you tell a joke you'll be lucky to get a fukkin smirk from 1/12. I'm sure your followers shampoo your nuts and laugh at everything you say. Enjoy.
Now that's funny.