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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28460

    #1
    SBR will you sponsor me at nathan's hotdog eating contest next year?
    Id be up on stage in my sbr gear and train to be joey chestnut


    or pay my way to the us open tennis qualifier in atlanta . I come in with my sbr headband, sbr shirt
    Everyone would be tripping out especially after I try to injure my opponent and offer cash for them to default and then play joker or nadal in round 1 of the us open
    JJ would be my coach.
    Sbr traffic would boom.


    If sbr could sponsor you in some event, what would you choose?????

    Poker?
    Gay games?
    Jump over africans on a steamroller?
    knuckleball pitching camp?
    sand volleyball?
  • rfr3sh
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-07-09
    • 10229

    #2
    belly flop contest
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    • Cougar Bait
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-04-07
      • 18282

      #3
      I'll give you $20 to train but won't follow you into the bathroom after the contest
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      • InTheDrink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-23-09
        • 23983

        #4
        zero chance you could lift your arms 50+ times in 12 minutes tt
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        • paranoyd androyd
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-01-11
          • 6459

          #5
          they wouldn't let you wear sbr gear on stage
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          • Grits n' Gravy
            Restricted User
            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #6
            Shooting fat tubs of shit that still live with their mommy. There would be a lot of candidates at SBR.
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            • ttwarrior1
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 06-23-09
              • 28460

              #7
              so none of u would want to be sponsored in anything??
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              • PickWinnerAllDay
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-31-11
                • 12722

                #8
                I will wear SBR gear in the beer pong championship. I make every shot I take so I just need a teammate that can make 25% or so.
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                • ttwarrior1
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 06-23-09
                  • 28460

                  #9
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                  • CanuckG
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-10
                    • 21978

                    #10
                    TTwarrior vs Nadal I'd pay a lot of money to see this
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                    • hawley
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-10-10
                      • 14270

                      #11
                      I would back myself in beer pong along side you Mikey.
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                      • PickWinnerAllDay
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-31-11
                        • 12722

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hawley
                        I would back myself in beer pong along side you Mikey.
                        With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry
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                        • daneault23
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-08-09
                          • 3870

                          #13
                          PWAD come at me bro.

                          Let's play PWAD, i'm fukkin down
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                          • hawley
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-10-10
                            • 14270

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                            With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry

                            x
                            x x
                            x
                            x


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                            • daneault23
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-08-09
                              • 3870

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                              With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry
                              I prefer the 2 3 staggered, so if you make the middle cup that leaves you a front island which is 2 cups when made.
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                              • MatI
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-17-11
                                • 5200

                                #16
                                I didn't realise you could get SBR t-shirts in fat fuk size...
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                                • daneault23
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-08-09
                                  • 3870

                                  #17
                                  Or hawley's suggestion. Straight lines are easy to make.
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                                  • LVHerbie
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-15-05
                                    • 6344

                                    #18
                                    SBR has been sponsoring me in my training for competitive pizza eating for several years now...
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                                    • frizzelli
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-06-10
                                      • 8916

                                      #19
                                      Did this fat tub of goo really say steam roll Africans. This sorry sack of shit should be perma banned for his blatant racist ignorant comments.
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                                      • PickWinnerAllDay
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-31-11
                                        • 12722

                                        #20
                                        I like your 5 cup stack but I would go with this

                                        X
                                        X
                                        X X
                                        X

                                        Wait, it doesn't come out right. We call it the diamond and 1.
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                                        • hawley
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-10-10
                                          • 14270

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                                          I like your 5 cup stack but I would go with this

                                          X
                                          X
                                          X X
                                          X

                                          Wait, it doesn't come out right. We call it the diamond and 1.
                                          I think you have the same idea as mine, but all the single X's are moved across?
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                                          • PickWinnerAllDay
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-31-11
                                            • 12722

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by hawley
                                            I think you have the same idea as mine, but all the single X's are moved across?
                                            Row 1 = 1
                                            Row 2 = 1
                                            Row 3 = 2
                                            Row 4 = 1

                                            haha, I guess. Yeah, a few months ago my buddy and I had a night where we never lost. 15-0, hammered on cheap ass beer.
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                                            • yisman
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-01-08
                                              • 75682

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CanuckG
                                              TTwarrior vs Nadal I'd pay a lot of money to see this
                                              Nadal would retire.
                                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                              [/quote]

                                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                              • Roxxyfish
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-26-09
                                                • 12066

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                so none of u would want to be sponsored in anything??

                                                get a job pig
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                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                  • 28460

                                                  #25
                                                  got 3 jobs roxy, your so 2010, you've been exposed
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                                                  • MoneyLineDawg
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-01-09
                                                    • 13253

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm a boss at beerpong......Highest streak at a party was like 14 in a row but used to win 5+ in a row just about every time I would play when out.

                                                    For 2 years in college me, my roommates, and a few of our friends would play constantly and bet games every night.....Even on weeknights where we were just chillin and not going out there would always be people ready to play a few games

                                                    Everyone got crazy good

                                                    Diamond was easily the best rack at 4......If you rack at 3, go with the sideways triangle (an I with the 3rd cup in between the two I cups and to the right or left)
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                                                    • Iwinyourmoney
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-18-07
                                                      • 18368

                                                      #27
                                                      SBR wouldn't sponsor your worthless ass for anything.

                                                      Hint: Opie as fantasy forum mod.

                                                      SBR straight threw you under the bus for everyone to point and laugh.

                                                      And you think SBR will sponsor you for anything?
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                                                      • ttwarrior1
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 06-23-09
                                                        • 28460

                                                        #28
                                                        1 opie a fantasy mod, he's a paper mod

                                                        2. When did sbr throw me under the bus

                                                        3. yes, if they want to make money and generate more business

                                                        4. i have more money in my wallet then you've made all year
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                                                        • PickWinnerAllDay
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-31-11
                                                          • 12722

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
                                                          I'm a boss at beerpong......Highest streak at a party was like 14 in a row but used to win 5+ in a row just about every time I would play when out.

                                                          For 2 years in college me, my roommates, and a few of our friends would play constantly and bet games every night.....Even on weeknights where we were just chillin and not going out there would always be people ready to play a few games

                                                          Everyone got crazy good

                                                          Diamond was easily the best rack at 4......If you rack at 3, go with the sideways triangle (an I with the 3rd cup in between the two I cups and to the right or left)
                                                          I'll play you in some beer pong son.
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                                                          • MoneyLineDawg
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-01-09
                                                            • 13253

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                                                            I'll play you in some beer pong son.
                                                            Bring it!

                                                            Dont play much anymore but still got it
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                                                            • GOIRISH
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 09-25-10
                                                              • 2072

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                                                              With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry
                                                              diamond +1 , or house.

                                                              Use to be fire back in highschool. Had the behind the back shot down. Even started getting creative and bouncing balls off the ceiling.
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                                                              • Iwinyourmoney
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 04-18-07
                                                                • 18368

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                                1 opie a fantasy mod, he's a paper mod

                                                                2. When did sbr throw me under the bus

                                                                3. yes, if they want to make money and generate more business

                                                                4. i have more money in my wallet then you've made all year


                                                                Your right. Ive gone to Vegas 4 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.

                                                                Your right. Ive gone to STL 7 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.



                                                                TT buries me again
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                                                                • sweep
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-09-10
                                                                  • 16753

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney


                                                                  Your right. Ive gone to Vegas 4 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.

                                                                  Your right. Ive gone to STL 7 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.



                                                                  TT buries me again
                                                                  IWin backs his talk up with vids
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    TTWARRIOR how many dogs can you eat??

                                                                    I can then present to Walker
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