SBR'S Top 5 Biggest Losers

[Goat Milk]

Loser #5: Ttwarrior

Straight slop. Soggy titts, a crusted toe, and no conscience, this slob will do anything for a token. I asked him to call his mother a whore and his birth a mistake to receive a couple of gold coins and he did so without hesitation. This 40 year old twinkie has no future in sight.



Loser #4: Patrick Venditto

SBR's most infamous stiff, this spineless swindler trades in his dignity for a nickel on the regular. No doubt a talented gambler--one of the best I've ever witnessed--but also the most shallow and gutless poster in all of cyberspace. Some praise him for his unconventional theatrics. In the end, when the chips are down, this Italian prick will slither back into his hole like the snake that he is. His ticket to hell is already stamped.

[frogsrangers]

Where is 3 2 1?

[Goat Milk]

Loser #3: ROXXYFISH

World Series of Poker Finalist, this uneducated Nazi is driven solely by cyberspace reputation. His thread titles demonstrate his constant need for attention. Not to mention he deletes picks from his spreadsheet after they lose. He begins counting his winnings 1/3 into the game on a daily basis, only to lose at the end the majority of the time, and disappear for weeks at a time. One day, he will place "the largest bet of his life. check in if you want to buy a new Benz," and will lose, and will fade into the shadows forever. Not to worry, another user name shall be on the way.

[Br0nxer]

[acl123]

[Br0nxer]

Loser #5: Ttwarrior

Straight slop. Soggy titts, a crusted toe, and no conscience, this slob will do anything for a token. I asked him to call his mother a whore and his birth a mistake to receive a couple of gold coins and he did so without hesitation. This 40 year old twinkie has no future in sight.



Loser #4: Patrick Venditto

SBR's most infamous stiff, this spineless swindler trades in his dignity for a nickel on the regular. No doubt a talented gambler--one of the best I've ever witnessed--but also the most shallow and gutless poster in all of cyberspace. Some praise him for his unconventional theatrics. In the end, when the chips are down, this Italian prick will slither back into his hole like the snake that he is. His ticket to hell is already stamped.

[ttwarrior1]

im not even close to 1, and we have a thread like this every week

[ttwarrior1]

saloon

[Goat Milk]

Loser #2: Fishhead

Having popularized the art of sifting through discarded items, this rag and bone man was a respected poster before I exposed him for attempting to bury the forum in the SBR Sportsbook. Once one of Walker's most consistent paid posters, Fishhead finally decided to call it quits before taking off to Vegas on an impulsive whim. With nothing but a bin, a pick, and a pouch full of coupons on hand, the GayFish has quickly become one the city's most prestigious slots players. Last years jackpot of $688 was most impressive. And after treating himself to a fancy dinner at Carl's Jr, lore has it he was contracted by one of the world's most enigmatic waste pickers for a lucrative opportunity on the outskirts of Fremont.

[Le_Donk]

nice list

[TheMoneyShot]

Drum Roll for #1

[wikkidinsane]

me - Black man on sbr

[The Giant]

Good list.

Insightful, informative, and educational.

Who is #1?

[hydrosmak]

Good list.

Insightful, informative, and educational.

Who is #1?

Suspense is killing me!!!

[hawley]

this is quality GM.

You covered all my candidates for number one though. Who will it be?

I lean Brahmabull but he is not a loser as much as a retard.

[showtiime]

Loser #3: ROXXYFISH

World Series of Poker Finalist, this uneducated Nazi is driven solely by cyberspace reputation. His thread titles demonstrate his constant need for attention. Not to mention he deletes picks from his spreadsheet after they lose. He begins counting his winnings 1/3 into the game on a daily basis, only to lose at the end the majority of the time, and disappear for weeks at a time. One day, he will place "the largest bet of his life. check in if you want to buy a new Benz," and will lose, and will fade into the shadows forever. Not to worry, another user name shall be on the way.

lol, sharp post, you're barely scraping the surface with fishy but I realize you had to keep with the one paragraph theme

the other evaluations are decent, thread has potential

[acl123]

[MoneyLineDawg]

Got a softball game coming up, how the Fukk am I supposed to concentrate without knowing #1???

[InTheDrink]

#1 = jj gold

very anticlimactic but how could it be anyone else?

[acl123]

#1 = jj gold

very anticlimactic but how could it be anyone else?

[stevek173]

Lmao this is pretty good

[Ralphie1412]

#1 Goat Milk

Goat milk is 3-430 in his last 433 NBA picks, yet he still thinks hes the authority on everything NBA.

[opie1988]

I'm thinking it's gonna be Brock.

I don't think is a big fan of his.

[opie1988]

I'm thinking it's gonna be Brock.

I don't think Goat is a big fan of his.

[hels]

gotta be jjgold

[No coincidences]

Did iifold steal GM's password?

[manny24]

has to be the kid that averages 1000 posts per month...lickroosterallday.

[TheMoneyShot]

Must of been a tie for #2??!!?

[ApricotSinner32]

#1 Goat Milk

Goat milk is 3-430 in his last 433 NBA picks, yet he still thinks hes the authority on everything NBA.

Pot meet kettle goat. If you tracked your plays the last 2 years you'd surely be down a good ammount. Get off my dick

[PickWinnerAllDay]

has to be the kid that averages 1000 posts per month...lickroosterallday.

get off my junk manny, I won't be on this list and have no business on it.

[manny24]

get off my junk manny, I won't be on this list and have no business on it.

you ARE the list fukkchops!...you come here posting the same lies and bullshit every day expecting different results...definition of crazy...i'm sorry that is all the

attention i can afford to give you today...mayan will be with you shortly.

[RealSlimShady]

#1 loser odds:

JJGold -110
Brock -110

[PickWinnerAllDay]

you ARE the list fukkchops!...you come here posting the same lies and bullshit every day expecting different results...definition of crazy...i'm sorry that is all the

attention i can afford to give you today...mayan will be with you shortly.

nobody knows who the fukk you are.

[ApricotSinner32]

By the way I was referring to goat not you ralphie.

[jjgold]

I agree only with the Roxy pick

Guy is the biggest fraud here