Lock of the millennium

[acl123]

09 40 41 47 48. [08]
Mega Millions

[Jerm3462]

Dude these broke dik fuks will go out and play those numbers. They are degenerates. If it hits like 100 sbr members will be sharing the jackpot with you. Haha

All 100 of you on episodes of the tv show, Lottery Changed My Life explaining how you lost it all.

[acl123]

[Jerm3462]

I bet there are 20 people walking to convenient stores right now.

"Gimme nine, forty, forty-one...."

"Sir, you have to fill out a playslip if you are picking your own numbers"

SBR member begins to fill out playslip.

" Ok here. Play this and gimme 190 quick pick tickets, and these slim jims. Oh and gimme one of those $20 scratch offs. And can I play the pick3?"

" <sigh> sir. It's 11pm. No you cant"

15 minutes later the machine gets done printing out 191 megamillions tickets....

"Shit man, I need to put 5 of those megamillions tickets back. Damn step kids must of taken money out my wallet again."

" sir, these tickets can't be cancelled"

SBR member puts the slim jims back with regret.

" Hey buddy, can you put the Dodgers game on this tv"


"Sir, that's the Keno monitor, it doesn't show baseball games"

"Sir. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I bet there are 20 people walking to convenient stores right now.

"Gimme nine, forty, forty-one...."

"Sir, you have to fill out a playslip if you are picking your own numbers"

SBR member begins to fill out playslip.

" Ok here. Play this and gimme 190 quick pick tickets, and these slim jims. Oh and gimme one of those $20 scratch offs. And can I play the pick3?"

" <sigh> sir. It's 11pm. No you cant"

15 minutes later the machine gets done printing out 191 megamillions tickets....

"Shit man, I need to put 5 of those megamillions tickets back. Damn step kids must of taken money out my wallet again."

" sir, these tickets can't be cancelled"

SBR member puts the slim jims back with regret.

" Hey buddy, can you put the Dodgers game on this tv"


"Sir, that's the Keno monitor, it doesn't show baseball games"

"Sir. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"

These answers were too exact. You must know from experience.
</sigh>

[GunShard]

Just go put a dollar on your bet.

Lotteries and Keno have the biggest house edge. More than Casino games, Poker and Sports betting combined.

[Jerm3462]

Just go put a dollar on your bet.

Lotteries and Keno have the biggest house edge. More than Casino games, Poker and Sports betting combined.

No shit lol.
People don't play megamillions and powerball because of an "edge". You play to have a chance of winning $86 million dollars

Where do these people come from?

[acl123]

No shit lol.
People don't play megamillions and powerball because of an "edge". You play to have a chance of winning $86 million dollars

Where do these people come from?

[Smoke]

Thanks acl