Black guys are not supposed to move that fast in the water

paranoyd androyd · 07-01-12, 08:04 PM

99% of blacks don't even know how to swim

tony_come · 07-01-12, 08:20 PM

My black friends cant float

GUMMO77 · 07-01-12, 08:22 PM

Once brothers in large part learn to swim, they will then dominate another sport.

Darkside Magick · 07-01-12, 08:23 PM

Try to learn to swim twice...kept sinking to the bottom....which is funny because all the cats I knew from the hood I grew up in knew how to swim

doylfish · 07-01-12, 08:35 PM

some classic replies in here

baskets · 07-01-12, 08:49 PM

uhhh

not good at swimming
not good at thinking
not good at acting civilized
not good at building a civilized society

seaborneq · 07-01-12, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by doylfish

Anyone watching olympic swimming trials? No racism here whatsoever, it's just the genetics of nature, but this kid Cullen Jones just raped in the 50 meter freestyle and that's just not supposed to happen. Like when average height white guys can dunk.

Did he win a medal in 2008?

doylfish · 07-01-12, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by seaborneq

Did he win a medal in 2008?

yeah he won a gold in the 400m free relay w/phelps et al, but he had really fallen off the map for the last couple years, wasn't qualifying for the worlds team and such. re-dedicated himself and looks like he might be able to take an individual medal in london if things go right. 50m is such a crazy event to get a win in, usually the difference between first and last is a tenth of a second

MC PICKS · 07-01-12, 09:43 PM

Maybe the police were chasing him.

Cheme82 · 07-01-12, 10:06 PM

Black people will dominate any sport which requires strength and athleticism as long as they get into it.

seaborneq · 07-01-12, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by Cheme82

Black people will dominate any sport which requires strength and athleticism as long as they get into it.

And money or prestige is involved.

baskets · 07-01-12, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Cheme82

Black people will dominate any sport which requires strength and athleticism as long as they get into it.

... and they will utterly fail in mentally managing the aspects in that sport where the brain is the most important element

this is why you need black athletes on your team and non-black coaches to run the team

seaborneq · 07-01-12, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by baskets

... and they will utterly fail in mentally managing the aspects in that sport where the brain is the most important element

this is why you need black athletes on your team and non-black coaches to run the team

Baskets Campanis Jr.

baskets · 07-01-12, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by seaborneq

Baskets Campanis Jr.

Seaborn, let's get a game going.

You get a basketball team with all whites. I get a team with all blacks. Game over. I win. No need to even play the game.

Now we get a football game with the best athletes on both sides of the football. I get Bellicheat and you get any chocolate coach in the history of the universe. Who wins? Game over. I do. My team with Bellicheat beats your chocolate managed team 55-10.

boeing power · 07-01-12, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by baskets

Seaborn, let's get a game going.

You get a basketball team with all whites. I get a team with all blacks. Game over. I win. No need to even play the game.

Now we get a football game with the best athletes on both sides of the football. I get Bellicheat and you get any chocolate coach in the history of the universe. Who wins? Game over. I do. My team with Bellicheat beats your chocolate managed team 55-10.

What if your team has a black quarterback?

baskets · 07-01-12, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

What if your team has a black quarterback?

boeing, I get the best players. Now, I'll take Manning, Brady, Montana.. whoever.

You can load up on all the inflated-lipped chocolates at QB all you want. Why the fukk would I ever have a chocolate QB on my team? Come on, Boeing

d2bets · 07-01-12, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by baskets

Seaborn, let's get a game going.

You get a basketball team with all whites. I get a team with all blacks. Game over. I win. No need to even play the game.

Now we get a football game with the best athletes on both sides of the football. I get Bellicheat and you get any chocolate coach in the history of the universe. Who wins? Game over. I do. My team with Bellicheat beats your chocolate managed team 55-10.

Who coached the team that beat the Pats in 2006 playoffs and went on to win the Super Bowl?

convick · 07-01-12, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by seaborneq

Baskets Campanis Jr.

Baskets the Greek.

lakerboy · 07-01-12, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by d2bets

Who coached the team that beat the Pats in 2006 playoffs and went on to win the Super Bowl?

The guy who had a great white qb and best white kicker of modern playoff era and beat black coached team in superbowl.

baskets · 07-01-12, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

The guy who had a great white qb and best white kicker of modern playoff era and beat black coached team in superbowl.

lakerboy nailed it

d2bets · 07-01-12, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

The guy who had a great white qb and best white kicker of modern playoff era and beat black coached team in superbowl.

Didn't the Pats also have a great white QB? So the kicker edge outweighed the black coach vs. white coach angle? I thought baskets just Bellicheat would beat the black coach, period? But now it doesn't matter if you have a better fukkin kicker?

lakerboy · 07-01-12, 11:53 PM

Did pats ever win without vinatieri?

baskets · 07-01-12, 11:55 PM

come on, Manning had to fukking win at least once.... even tho he had a chocolate water boy manager. was bound to happen

didn't The Jaw sneak one in as well?