Can anyone throw a football farther then me?

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  • acl123
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-17-11
    • 5896

    #1
    Can anyone throw a football farther then me?
    I have a cannon.I once tried out for a semi-pro team
    I did not make it pass the first day of try outs.

    Me-1000
    Field+600
  • TheMoneyShot
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-14-07
    • 28690

    #2
    Photos? Camera phone? let's check out the arm
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63184

      #3
      gosh, its been 4 years since I threw a real football at least.

      I'd take the field.. (seer is in the field, along with 100k+ others) but not me....

      I'd guess I can only throw it 50-55 yards, maybe 60 with wind and a good run-up
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      • Cougar Bait
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-04-07
        • 18282

        #4
        Vid or ban

        Sorry pal that's the rules
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        • acl123
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-17-11
          • 5896

          #5
          I will try.
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          • acl123
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 03-17-11
            • 5896

            #6
            Originally posted by Chi_archie
            gosh, its been 4 years since I threw a real football at least.

            I'd take the field.. (seer is in the field, along with 100k+ others) but not me....

            I'd guess I can only throw it 50-55 yards, maybe 60 with wind and a good run-up
            60 might beat me.Its neen awhile for me too.
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63184

              #7
              I might only throw 45... I'll try in a week or so. don't have a football at home anymore...

              important question is, how long and thick is your dong dong and are you cut or uncut?

              ACL, i'm kinda skinny.... I can get it through an empty toliet paper roll soft, with my head just sticking out... when it gets hard, my head is way too big to fit back down the tube though, and it sticks out a good 3 inches...

              just sayin
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              • acl123
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-17-11
                • 5896

                #8
                Chi forget about the football make a video of the toilet paper roll thing.
                Im rock hard.
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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63184

                  #9
                  Originally posted by acl123
                  Chi forget about the football make a video of the toilet paper roll thing.
                  Im rock hard.

                  pics at game live. kahm
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                  • milwaukee mike
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 08-22-07
                    • 27271

                    #10
                    i would take the field

                    there has to be someone on here that was a college qb
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                    • Mikeyanks23
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-30-10
                      • 4517

                      #11
                      i could never throw a football far. maybe its cuz of my short fat stubby fingers. I was an excellent pitcher. You would think even now at 6ft2 and 245ish id be able to throw a football. But Nope not at all.

                      ACL be ready for work monday
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                      • acl123
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 03-17-11
                        • 5896

                        #12
                        Mikeyank we have almost the exact stature.

                        Mikeyanks we might be long lost twins.

                        Mikeyanks i will be there 5 minutes early.

                        Mikeyanks i am amped.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388208

                          #13
                          Make a video and I will evaluate your form
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                          • Boscoe
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-08-10
                            • 2811

                            #14
                            Originally posted by acl123
                            I have a cannon.I once tried out for a semi-pro team
                            I did not make it pass the first day of try outs.

                            Me-1000
                            Field+600
                            i'll take field for all my points please.
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                            • Br0nxer
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-25-11
                              • 13665

                              #15
                              i am a fukkin athlete

                              don't talk about it much on here cause i don't live in the fukkin past

                              probably 60+ yards

                              my baseball talents are unmatched on the board. Perennial all star pitcher in little league and babe ruth league.

                              chucked multiple no hitters including a gem in a championship game in babe ruth

                              never got the chance to play high school ball due to being kicked off team for various disciplinary issues
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                              • Mikeyanks23
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-30-10
                                • 4517

                                #16
                                I once played against bronxer in baberuth league. He struck me out on 2 pitches!!
                                dont know how the guy throws 2 pitches and he gets 3 strikes but he was/is that good

                                ACL maybe we are brothers as i stated yesterday i have not heard from my mother in 26 yrs

                                ACL teach me to throw a football.

                                ACL im to cheap to buy a football but tonight when it gets dark i will steal one from neighbors kids and make a video of me throwing it 45 FEET

                                Then to prove im not a Sissy pussy unathletic fat slob i will make a video of me hitting a softball 350

                                ACL we should go on a double date to a classy joint like red lobster

                                ACL my gf is in jersey for the weekend with her gay friends going to some gay pride party or something. Will you be there?

                                ACL where is smoke? you guys should come over for another water balloon fight
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                                • Br0nxer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-25-11
                                  • 13665

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
                                  I once played against bronxer in baberuth league. He struck me out on 2 pitches!!
                                  dont know how the guy throws 2 pitches and he gets 3 strikes but he was/is that good


                                  ACL maybe we are brothers as i stated yesterday i have not heard from my mother in 26 yrs

                                  ACL teach me to throw a football.

                                  ACL im to cheap to buy a football but tonight when it gets dark i will steal one from neighbors kids and make a video of me throwing it 45 FEET

                                  Then to prove im not a Sissy pussy unathletic fat slob i will make a video of me hitting a softball 350

                                  ACL we should go on a double date to a classy joint like red lobster

                                  ACL my gf is in jersey for the weekend with her gay friends going to some gay pride party or something. Will you be there?

                                  ACL where is smoke? you guys should come over for another water balloon fight
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                                  • bettilimbroke999
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-04-08
                                    • 13254

                                    #18
                                    I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him
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                                    • acl123
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-17-11
                                      • 5896

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                      I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him
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                                      • MendozaLine
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-11-10
                                        • 4088

                                        #20
                                        Cant throw a regulation sized football any farther than 40 yards. When I was in high school I was pushing 50. My mechanics were horrible though.

                                        Shoulder hurts really bad after one long throw.
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                                        • BigDeem5
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-26-11
                                          • 17191

                                          #21
                                          I can throw a baseball about 325 feet on the line from OF to home on a cro-hop. I'd wager I can toss the pigskin about 50 yards
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                                          • Mikeyanks23
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-30-10
                                            • 4517

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                            I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him

                                            the nerf whistler ball thingy that Elway threw in that commercial doesnt count. ACL is talkin a pigskin not nerf
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                                            • Mikeyanks23
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-30-10
                                              • 4517

                                              #23
                                              Deemer i like you but no chinese guy can throw that far. Unless your japanese?

                                              Deemer Ive noticed your great at everything you do

                                              Deemer lets play pai gow

                                              Deemer Im hard as a fukkin chinese over friend eggroll
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-04-08
                                                • 13254

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
                                                the nerf whistler ball thingy that Elway threw in that commercial doesnt count. ACL is talkin a pigskin not nerf
                                                Oh sorry
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                                                • bettilimbroke999
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-04-08
                                                  • 13254

                                                  #25
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                                                  • hels
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                                                    • 04-12-09
                                                    • 8767

                                                    #26
                                                    I can throw a Canadian football 50+

                                                    Don't know how big a difference the smaller American ball would make.
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                                                    • JohnGalt2341
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-31-09
                                                      • 9125

                                                      #27
                                                      Back in '82... I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

                                                      Which one of you guys is Uncle Rico?
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                                                      • Mikeyanks23
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-30-10
                                                        • 4517

                                                        #28
                                                        bettilimbroke i had the wrong ball but you look real young in that commercial
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                                                        • yisman
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-01-08
                                                          • 75682

                                                          #29
                                                          Uncle Rico, is that you?
                                                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                          [/quote]

                                                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                          • bettilimbroke999
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 02-04-08
                                                            • 13254

                                                            #30
                                                            How much you wanna bet I cant throw it over those mountains?
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