I have a cannon.I once tried out for a semi-pro team
I did not make it pass the first day of try outs.
Me-1000
Field+600
TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28690
#2
Photos? Camera phone? let's check out the arm
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63184
#3
gosh, its been 4 years since I threw a real football at least.
I'd take the field.. (seer is in the field, along with 100k+ others) but not me....
I'd guess I can only throw it 50-55 yards, maybe 60 with wind and a good run-up
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#4
Vid or ban
Sorry pal that's the rules
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acl123
SBR Hall of Famer
03-17-11
5896
#5
I will try.
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acl123
SBR Hall of Famer
03-17-11
5896
#6
Originally posted by Chi_archie
gosh, its been 4 years since I threw a real football at least.
I'd take the field.. (seer is in the field, along with 100k+ others) but not me....
I'd guess I can only throw it 50-55 yards, maybe 60 with wind and a good run-up
60 might beat me.Its neen awhile for me too.
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63184
#7
I might only throw 45... I'll try in a week or so. don't have a football at home anymore...
important question is, how long and thick is your dong dong and are you cut or uncut?
ACL, i'm kinda skinny.... I can get it through an empty toliet paper roll soft, with my head just sticking out... when it gets hard, my head is way too big to fit back down the tube though, and it sticks out a good 3 inches...
just sayin
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acl123
SBR Hall of Famer
03-17-11
5896
#8
Chi forget about the football make a video of the toilet paper roll thing.
Im rock hard.
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63184
#9
Originally posted by acl123
Chi forget about the football make a video of the toilet paper roll thing.
Im rock hard.
pics at game live. kahm
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milwaukee mike
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08-22-07
27271
#10
i would take the field
there has to be someone on here that was a college qb
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#11
i could never throw a football far. maybe its cuz of my short fat stubby fingers. I was an excellent pitcher. You would think even now at 6ft2 and 245ish id be able to throw a football. But Nope not at all.
ACL be ready for work monday
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acl123
SBR Hall of Famer
03-17-11
5896
#12
Mikeyank we have almost the exact stature.
Mikeyanks we might be long lost twins.
Mikeyanks i will be there 5 minutes early.
Mikeyanks i am amped.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#13
Make a video and I will evaluate your form
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Boscoe
SBR MVP
02-08-10
2811
#14
Originally posted by acl123
I have a cannon.I once tried out for a semi-pro team
I did not make it pass the first day of try outs.
Me-1000
Field+600
i'll take field for all my points please.
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#15
i am a fukkin athlete
don't talk about it much on here cause i don't live in the fukkin past
probably 60+ yards
my baseball talents are unmatched on the board. Perennial all star pitcher in little league and babe ruth league.
chucked multiple no hitters including a gem in a championship game in babe ruth
never got the chance to play high school ball due to being kicked off team for various disciplinary issues
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#16
I once played against bronxer in baberuth league. He struck me out on 2 pitches!!
dont know how the guy throws 2 pitches and he gets 3 strikes but he was/is that good
ACL maybe we are brothers as i stated yesterday i have not heard from my mother in 26 yrs
ACL teach me to throw a football.
ACL im to cheap to buy a football but tonight when it gets dark i will steal one from neighbors kids and make a video of me throwing it 45 FEET
Then to prove im not a Sissy pussy unathletic fat slob i will make a video of me hitting a softball 350
ACL we should go on a double date to a classy joint like red lobster
ACL my gf is in jersey for the weekend with her gay friends going to some gay pride party or something. Will you be there?
ACL where is smoke? you guys should come over for another water balloon fight
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Br0nxer
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-11
13665
#17
Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
I once played against bronxer in baberuth league. He struck me out on 2 pitches!!
dont know how the guy throws 2 pitches and he gets 3 strikes but he was/is that good
ACL maybe we are brothers as i stated yesterday i have not heard from my mother in 26 yrs
ACL teach me to throw a football.
ACL im to cheap to buy a football but tonight when it gets dark i will steal one from neighbors kids and make a video of me throwing it 45 FEET
Then to prove im not a Sissy pussy unathletic fat slob i will make a video of me hitting a softball 350
ACL we should go on a double date to a classy joint like red lobster
ACL my gf is in jersey for the weekend with her gay friends going to some gay pride party or something. Will you be there?
ACL where is smoke? you guys should come over for another water balloon fight
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#18
I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him
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acl123
SBR Hall of Famer
03-17-11
5896
#19
Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him
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MendozaLine
SBR MVP
01-11-10
4088
#20
Cant throw a regulation sized football any farther than 40 yards. When I was in high school I was pushing 50. My mechanics were horrible though.
Shoulder hurts really bad after one long throw.
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BigDeem5
SBR Posting Legend
02-26-11
17191
#21
I can throw a baseball about 325 feet on the line from OF to home on a cro-hop. I'd wager I can toss the pigskin about 50 yards
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#22
Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
I can throw it over a 100 yards, one time I was in high school and we were backed up to our own 1 and I had a guy wide open in the end zone but overthrew him
the nerf whistler ball thingy that Elway threw in that commercial doesnt count. ACL is talkin a pigskin not nerf
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#23
Deemer i like you but no chinese guy can throw that far. Unless your japanese?
Deemer Ive noticed your great at everything you do
Deemer lets play pai gow
Deemer Im hard as a fukkin chinese over friend eggroll
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#24
Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
the nerf whistler ball thingy that Elway threw in that commercial doesnt count. ACL is talkin a pigskin not nerf
Oh sorry
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#25
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hels
SBR Hall of Famer
04-12-09
8767
#26
I can throw a Canadian football 50+
Don't know how big a difference the smaller American ball would make.
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JohnGalt2341
SBR Hall of Famer
12-31-09
9125
#27
Back in '82... I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Which one of you guys is Uncle Rico?
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#28
bettilimbroke i had the wrong ball but you look real young in that commercial
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#29
Uncle Rico, is that you?
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#30
How much you wanna bet I cant throw it over those mountains?