Does your Wife/GF ever ask what your sportsbook balance is?

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #1
    Does your Wife/GF ever ask what your sportsbook balance is?
    mine pretty much knows, depending upon my mood and how many F bombs I'e been dropping during games.....

    but I mean there isn't much difference between 0 dollars in my account or 111 dollars at most...
  • AraiWa
    SBR Sharp
    • 05-23-12
    • 288

    #2
    Originally posted by Chi_archie
    mine pretty much knows, depending upon my mood and how many F bombs I'e been dropping during games.....

    but I mean there isn't much difference between 0 dollars in my account or 111 dollars at most...
    Mine never asks and if she did I'd tell her to shut up and not worry about it lest she jinx me!
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    • Brock Landers
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 06-30-08
      • 45359

      #3
      I don't "gamble", so no LOL
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      • MatI
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-17-11
        • 5200

        #4
        She doesn't ask often, but I tell her if she does.
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
          she knows better than that
          i'll put her in check if she even asks
          she gets a cut anyway though
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63172

            #6
            lotta tough guys here with old fashioned relationships... I'm envious

            I only wear the pants 40-60% of the time

            she makes all the $ though so its a decent trade off
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            • The Giant
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-21-12
              • 21480

              #7
              This one time I was at Smoke's beach house, and his supermodel girlfriend walked in the room, asked how the games were going, and what his balance was.

              He simply wagged his finger at her, as if he was Dikembe Mutombo, and told her that she knew better than to ask.

              Amazingly, she asked again.

              Smoke immediately put her in a figure-four leg lock until she apologized.

              Let's just say she has never asked again.
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              • Hankwins
                SBR MVP
                • 09-17-10
                • 2232

                #8
                I have always told about big wins and regreted it afterwards.
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                • starfire
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-10
                  • 17045

                  #9
                  None of there business



                  Ps
                  She knows, I'm pacing behind the couch
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    lol

                    gotta go find a thread from 4 years ago, to give you an idea what i'm dealing with....

                    i've had 17 ultimatums to quit SBR or lose her....

                    but i've snaked away time and time again...

                    4 years ago I told her I was inviting some guys like Brock Landers and Iwinyourmoney over for dinner... she bitched slapped me after I made a hidden cam video of her hating me and all of SBR
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                    • manny24
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-22-07
                      • 20046

                      #11
                      it's like that old joke: what do you tell a girl with 2 black guys?...wait a minute wrong joke nevermind.
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                      • arnoldrothstein
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 07-23-10
                        • 764

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Chi_archie
                        mine pretty much knows, depending upon my mood and how many F bombs I'e been dropping during games.....

                        but I mean there isn't much difference between 0 dollars in my account or 111 dollars at most...
                        Same shit chi she knows. She asked what was in there today because I'm up a ton and we got into a fight because I hate cashing out. Heading outvoted pogos now. Late
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          she's gonna know i'm nearing 200 dollars in the account after this pirate win. I can't keep my stupid trap shut!

                          now i'll have to spring for pizza hut tomorrow
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                          • hawley
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-10-10
                            • 14270

                            #14
                            Mine does not give a fukk.
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                            • ChalkyDog
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-02-11
                              • 9598

                              #15
                              mine doesn't care, as long as she has access to my bank account
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Let her know that you OWN her

                                If it becomes bad put her in leg lock like I did..

                                She will never say another word about it
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                                • seaborneq
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-08-06
                                  • 22556

                                  #17
                                  She doesn't know the balance, doesn't care what the balance is, but when I give her my CC she could care less that I gamble. She doesn't care if I'm a loan shark or professional assassin.
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                                  • opie1988
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-12-10
                                    • 23429

                                    #18
                                    Mine doesn't ask. She pretty much assumes it will be at or near zero in the very near future.

                                    She can be a real smartass like that.
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                                    • Deal With It
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 04-29-11
                                      • 166

                                      #19
                                      Mine will ask from time to time, "Are you cash anything out soon?"

                                      I usually reply with, "No...I need to reload."
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                                      • Statman
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-04-10
                                        • 1212

                                        #20
                                        Think it all comes down to how it's communicated in the end...I tell mine if she asks. I don't share the size of my wagers though but at the same time she loves to spend and does not share the amounts of her purchases either so it ends up being a wash..
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                                        • russiaboss
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 02-15-10
                                          • 735

                                          #21
                                          My women don't talk business with me ever. If they wanted to they wouldn't stay my women.That's man talk.
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                                          • Balco10
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-11-10
                                            • 5478

                                            #22
                                            I am living a double life here. She knows, but never ask about my balance or how much I've lost. The way I look at its my money and plain and simple a degenerate. She would leave me if she knew how much I play monthly.
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                                            • paco
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-07-09
                                              • 62873

                                              #23
                                              Westerner men let there wives have equal rights as men. Lol, tell her to ggo get her nails done and not worry about what ur fucken balance is.
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                                              • BIGDAY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 02-17-10
                                                • 48245

                                                #24
                                                MMAChicka actualy likes meeting the local for the larger MMA cashes.

                                                She knows the offshore books are for action. So she rarely asks, but I do brag if I somehow hit a crazy streak or parlay or something.
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                                                • paranoyd androyd
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-01-11
                                                  • 6459

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                  lotta tough guys here with old fashioned relationships... I'm envious

                                                  I only wear the pants 40-60% of the time

                                                  she makes all the $ though so its a decent trade off
                                                  sounds grim, couldn't deal with that
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                                                  • King Mayan
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-22-10
                                                    • 21326

                                                    #26
                                                    My wife=my accountant...


                                                    SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!
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                                                    • paco
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 05-07-09
                                                      • 62873

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                      My wife=my accountant...


                                                      SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!
                                                      Mayan, I love u but Thas some pretty pussy shit lol
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                                                      • hels
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 04-12-09
                                                        • 8767

                                                        #28
                                                        The only reason she opens her mouth is to give me head.
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                                                        • King Mayan
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-22-10
                                                          • 21326

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by paco
                                                          Mayan, I love u but Thas some pretty pussy shit lol
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                                                          • milwaukee mike
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-22-07
                                                            • 26914

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by hels
                                                            The only reason she opens her mouth is to give me head.
                                                            i'm interested in knowing how she eats?
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                                                            • MendozaLine
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-11-10
                                                              • 4088

                                                              #31
                                                              this.

                                                              women are weak and need to be put in their place.

                                                              Originally posted by paco
                                                              Westerner men let there wives have equal rights as men. Lol, tell her to ggo get her nails done and not worry about what ur fucken balance is.
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                                                              • billysink
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 03-29-09
                                                                • 5172

                                                                #32
                                                                She has the password and can check it anytime she wants. Even bet 25 bucks on a Tiger game last year. Took me 4 hours over wings and beer to explain to her why she only got back 23 and change.

                                                                But she paid for the snacks.

                                                                Good gal.
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                                                                • newbottles
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 06-22-12
                                                                  • 312

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I am transparent that I bet on sports. She sometimes asks how did I do today? meaning win/loss. She supports me in my endeavors and wants me to succeed.

                                                                  The subject of account balance never comes close to being raised. That would be ridiculous. It's my money and we treat each other well.

                                                                  There are definitely some sharps and squares in this thread regarding relationships. Choose wisely gentlemen!
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                                                                  • d2bets
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-10-05
                                                                    • 39995

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Be careful. You could report your balance weekly as:
                                                                    Start: $5,000
                                                                    Week 1: $6,000
                                                                    Week 2: $8,000
                                                                    Week 3: $13,000
                                                                    Week 4: $19,000
                                                                    Week 5: $16,000
                                                                    ...and after Week 5 she might get pissed because you lost $3,000.
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                                                                    • rfr3sh
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-07-09
                                                                      • 10229

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Sometimes she asks if I am winning my bets some nights or how I did...she never asks how much is in my account
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