Who do i call to tryout for Mariners?

[mathdotcom]

Have an old glove from Little League

Swing bat ok

Run faster than 80% of current lineup

Good clubhouse guy, jokes all around, finger pullies etc

What do they have to lose??

[sportsguy04]

You have Long hair and wear a dork hat. You couldn't play softball in a over 40 softball league.

[lunchbawks]

The k zone is the gayest shit in sports

[ZetaPsi808]

you have mariners moneyline tonight?

[mathdotcom]

No just watching

Can someone lend me some
Batting gloves? Usually just use my grandmother's gardening gloves.

Should I just show up to Safeco in my gear tomorrow before game ?

[darrell74]

Love watching Felix and the court
cracks me up

[King Mayan]

Mathy, you can't swing a bat..

It's too heavy for you.

[HoulihansTX]

You have it all wrong. Striking out, and hitting into double plays is how you become a Mariner.

[darrell74]

I don't get the Mariners
Are they trying to get some bad contracts off the books, or something

Makes no sense that they don't go out and buy just one free agent big bat

[STAY STRONG]

Seattle has a powerhouse offense.

[mathdotcom]

Pretty athletic build

Scouts would say I have all the tools

Seriously what are my chances if I show up at Gate 4 in my spikes tomorrow?

Could you imagine mathy having a major league at bat?

[BAUS]

Pretty athletic build

Scouts would say I have all the tools

Seriously what are my chances if I show up at Gate 4 in my spikes tomorrow?

Could you imagine mathy having a major league at bat?

They won't let you wear that hat on the field though...

BAUS

[Deuce]

Rig games.

Also, Mathy is a 5 tool player, prob hit 5 or 6 hole. Athaletic guy, looks like a prick but will be ok at the dish.

[ZetaPsi808]

Rig games.

Also, Mathy is a 5 tool player, prob hit 5 or 6 hole. Athaletic guy, looks like a prick but will be ok at the dish.

lmao

[Dancemanmarc2]

No need to call anyone to get a tryout...Learn how to pitch left handed...You can get a try out for anyteamBoring but true statement

[Dancemanmarc2]

Mitch Williams; "If you are left-handed and have a pulse, you can make a living playing major league baseball"Take it from him hahaGood Luck with your call to the GM

[JMobile]

Math, all I know is that the Mariners are in need of a fungo bat and your physical attributes fits the description. Good luck pal

[Deuce]

Mathy

I will be trying out for leafs. I need your pad to crash at for a bit. Thanks, pal.

[mathdotcom]

Unreal

Will not forget the last time I let Deuce stay at my pad

Guy shows up with 4 suitecases and a duffel bag, drops it all by the front door and heads right for the fridge. He takes out 3 beers and chugs them on the spot and then starts taking my cole cuts.. salami, pastrami, baloney.... and eating them right out of the fukkin package?? He's got beer foam and cole cut grease all over his chin as he sits down on my couch and all he says is "Hi Ace".

15 minutes later he is out cold and drooling on my $5000 sofa

Fukk you Deuce, go stay at the Courtyard Marriott

[Deuce]

Unreal

Will not forget the last time I let Deuce stay at my pad

Guy shows up with 4 suitecases and a duffel bag, drops it all by the front door and heads right for the fridge. He takes out 3 beers and chugs them on the spot and then starts taking my cole cuts.. salami, pastrami, baloney.... and eating them right out of the fukkin package?? He's got beer foam and cole cut grease all over his chin as he sits down on my couch and all he says is "Hi Ace".

15 minutes later he is out cold and drooling on my $5000 sofa

Fukk you Deuce, go stay at the Courtyard Marriott

Mathy, you fukkin nit wits didn't have any Italian rolls. Was I supposed to fukkin mash it between a stack of fukkin figs???

Mathy I am broke, can't afford Marriott. I'll call Ronny.

[vaas187]

Have an old glove from Little League

Swing bat ok

Run faster than 80% of current lineup

Good clubhouse guy, jokes all around, finger pullies etc

What do they have to lose??

probably more like dick pullies

[jjgold]

Can you picture Mathy playing sports??

He looks clumsy
Not competitive
Attitude


Mathy around here we use guys like you to keep the score book and carry the Fukkin helmets and bats to the Fukkin van

Last year I busted up this 20 year old scorekeeper right on field , white kid like 5-5 , 115

All players cheered me
Kid was giving lip and started getting crowd support and I Fukkin stopped it

Nobody laughs at me

[mathdotcom]

Guys I am tough

I have a nipple ring

[Deuce]

Corbin do you know how to fukkin jump rope even? You look like a mother fukker that can't even put on his fukkin trousers right.

[big0mar]

Mathy is a 5-tool type of guy

[jjgold]

Deuce I have a 44 caliber in my boot

Mathy concentrate on how to win betting

Leave sports to athletes like myself

[CarpeDime]

Pretty athletic build

Scouts would say I have all the tools

scouts would say your a geek and bully you and stuff you in a garbage can

[Robber]

Pretty athletic build

Scouts would say I have all the tools

You're definitely a tool