Hockey Goaltending Is Pathetic

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Hockey Goaltending Is Pathetic
    No one can stop shots anymore, wild west on the ice now and whoever has puck lasts wins.

    It is open game and I can score a goal now in the watered down NHL.
  • ms61853
    Restricted User
    • 04-10-07
    • 731

    #2
    Originally posted by jjgold
    No one can stop shots anymore, wild west on the ice now and whoever has puck lasts wins.

    It is open game and I can score a goal now in the watered down NHL.
    I've always wondered why don't hockey teams just find the biggest, fattest man they can and have him lay down in front of the goal.
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    • Sinister Cat
      SBR MVP
      • 06-03-08
      • 1090

      #3
      jj you should maybe forward your goaltending video to the NHL clubs. You can likely get a job as a roving minor league goaltending instructor with some organization.
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      • Crayzee
        SBR MVP
        • 10-27-06
        • 4945

        #4
        its been great for me
        i've been betting every game over since the season started
        jump on board now before the linemakers catch up
        didnt they implement some rule changes just to increase scoring the last couple years?
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        • element1286
          Restricted User
          • 02-25-08
          • 3370

          #5
          Not really.
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          • Brady2Moss
            SBR MVP
            • 07-02-08
            • 1500

            #6
            Ya, they increased the amount of penalties called, they added the "no goalie zone" to prevent goalies from playing dump-ins, they also took away the 2 line pass...

            Taking the OVER in every game is the worst strategy ever...
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            • Lippsman
              SBR Sharp
              • 08-29-08
              • 346

              #7
              Originally posted by Brady2Moss
              Ya, they increased the amount of penalties called, they added the "no goalie zone" to prevent goalies from playing dump-ins, they also took away the 2 line pass...

              Taking the OVER in every game is the worst strategy ever...
              Although taking over 5 is never a bad idea.
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              • fiveteamer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-14-08
                • 10805

                #8
                jj, just dont bet regulation anymore. Always include OT.

                Bad beat last night...
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Why don't they just find a guy 500 pounds you can sure teach him stick work and he would not have to use his feet, how can you get a goal???
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                  • firedawg
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                    • 10-08-08
                    • 39219

                    #10
                    How many 500 pound guys can skate? dipstick
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                    • POTVINSUX
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-14-08
                      • 2424

                      #11
                      5 hole!!! shyt give him a burger!
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
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                        • fiveteamer
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-14-08
                          • 10805

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
                          What about golfers?
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                          • firedawg
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                            • 10-08-08
                            • 39219

                            #14
                            jj goalies are athletic. 500 pound guys cant even move, much less have the reaction time that is needed to play any sport.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Golfers are not really athletic either, most golfers could not even throw a fukkin football 10 yards.

                              Kenny Dryden could not even walk fukkin straight and was an excellent goaltender
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                              • firedawg
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                                • 10-08-08
                                • 39219

                                #16
                                jj, do you actually believe what your saying?
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                                • POTVINSUX
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-14-08
                                  • 2424

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
                                  Totally UNTRUE! disagree with that! Thats so idiotic!
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Yes very much

                                    I believe everything I write, I have a clue and I am well read on many subjects.

                                    Did you every see Kenny Dryden walk ??
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                                    • Al Masters
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 04-29-06
                                      • 6940

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
                                      You don't have to be big to be a good goalie,here is a perfect example of a small goalie playing great...like most of the great goalies he's french canadian.


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                                      • firedawg
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                                        • 10-08-08
                                        • 39219

                                        #20
                                        jj just wants attention
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                                        • Nicky Santoro
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-08-08
                                          • 16103

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Kenny Dryden could not even walk fukkin straight and was an excellent goaltender

                                          jj, you're impressing me more and more each day with hockey.. how do you know Kenny Dryden? wow.

                                          yesterday you make a great thread about Shootout also.. you really do understand hockey.. you always used to say at MW how much you hate hockey and you never watch it.. now you've become a hockey expert? lol


                                          jj, a 500 lb guy would never cover that whole net.. that NHL net is huge.. looks small on tv, but it is big.. jj, you need a 1100 lb guy.. maybe that mexican who just got married.. he's the fattest guy in the world.. he could easily have an NHL contract as a goalie.. jj, he might have a 0.34 GAA.. and have 69 shutouts a year..
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                                          • firedawg
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                                            • 10-08-08
                                            • 39219

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Nicky Santauro
                                            jj, you're impressing me more and more each day with hockey.. how do you know Kenny Dryden? wow.

                                            yesterday you make a great thread about Shootout also.. you really do understand hockey.. you always used to say at MW how much you hate hockey and you never watch it.. now you've become a hockey expert? lol


                                            jj, a 500 lb guy would never cover that whole net.. that NHL net is huge.. looks small on tv, but it is big.. jj, you need a 1100 lb guy.. maybe that mexican who just got married.. he's the fattest guy in the world.. he could easily have an NHL contract as a goalie.. jj, he might have a 0.34 GAA.. and have 69 shutouts a year..
                                            nicky=jj uncle
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                                            • betplom
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-20-06
                                              • 13444

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nicky Santauro
                                              jj, you're impressing me more and more each day with hockey.. how do you know Kenny Dryden? wow.
                                              Of course JJ knows Kenny, jJ knows his Canadian politics.

                                              Ken Dryden is the federal member of parliament representing the riding of York centre (Toronto):

                                              Ken Drydens website
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                                              • Deuce
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                                                • 01-12-08
                                                • 29843

                                                #24
                                                Net is 4x6 you cock sucker. Goalies today are by far better than years past. Unreal.

                                                JJ

                                                Stick to tennis and basekets pal. You're clueless.
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                                                • TPowell
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-21-08
                                                  • 18842

                                                  #25
                                                  I think all of this debate is coming from that Budwesier hockey commercial. How big would you have to be to basically fill up the goal like the guy in the commercial?
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                                                  • Crayzee
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-27-06
                                                    • 4945

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brady2Moss
                                                    Ya, they increased the amount of penalties called, they added the "no goalie zone" to prevent goalies from playing dump-ins, they also took away the 2 line pass...

                                                    Taking the OVER in every game is the worst strategy ever...

                                                    26-19 thru yesterday
                                                    plus 2 pushes on 5's
                                                    i didnt play the overseas games which went 1-3 over
                                                    so my actual record so far has been 25-16

                                                    today is another winning day so far 5-1 with 1 pending

                                                    new strategy started today is 1 unit over on every game
                                                    2 units on the even 5 totals
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                                                    • rm18
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-20-05
                                                      • 22291

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Golfers are not really athletic either, most golfers could not even throw a fukkin football 10 yards.

                                                      Kenny Dryden could not even walk fukkin straight and was an excellent goaltender
                                                      Golfers should be able to throw a football very far, it is basically the same muscles that allow you to do both I think. I bet Mickelson could sling it 65 yards
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Tons of overs again

                                                        Do I have a clue about the NHL or what??
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                                                        • Nicky Santoro
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-08-08
                                                          • 16103

                                                          #29
                                                          according to your theory, you should now jump on the unders cause they're due..
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