**every match of SARA ERRANI should be televised

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  • milwaukee mike
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    • 08-22-07
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    #1
    **every match of SARA ERRANI should be televised
    she wins me money
    she grunts in italian "walk-EEE"
    she turns me on

    match currently suspended errani up 6-1 5-3(ad errani)
  • milwaukee mike
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    • ProfaneReality
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      • 04-14-09
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      #3
      Mike, you got some low standards pal.
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      • face
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        • 01-31-11
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        #4
        unattractive imo. floats your boat though so enjoy
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        • milwaukee mike
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          #5
          errani is must see tv

          any girl that grunts while she makes me money gets me off

          maybe i missed my calling as a male prostitute...
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          • Regul8er
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            • 11-06-07
            • 10666

            #6
            OK Guys.....Errani is -5350 right now. She has match point. Even if she fails to capitalize on the next point, she'll be in a duece situation. Even if she doesn't win that, she will be serving for the match. Even if she doesn't get that it's 5-5, and she's up a set.

            If this even worth looking at? At this point a retirement is a push, as winner must win 2 sets.

            Stupid....idiotic?? I dont know.
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            • Regul8er
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              • 11-06-07
              • 10666

              #7
              Im not going to make the bet.........I dont have near enough of a bankroll anything.......but for big rolls, if it even worth a look?
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              • milwaukee mike
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                #8
                bet it at -5350

                errani is a tough little spark plug, she never chokes
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                • hels
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                  • 04-12-09
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                  any girl that grunts while she makes me money gets me off
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                  • Regul8er
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                    • 11-06-07
                    • 10666

                    #10
                    Not sure if your being sarcastic Milwaukee Mikey. But in all honesty....if you have a say $100,000 roll, if it worth 5% of your roll, to win back a $100??

                    I guess she can lose if things don't bounce right.......but could win without even hitting one more return.
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                    • milwaukee mike
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                      #11
                      i'm not being sarcastic

                      errani has a better than 50% chance of winning the next point (coco 1st serve in 41% wins 53% of those and only 37% of 2nd), if she loses it then she still has a 50% chance of winning the game

                      so let's be generous to vandeweghe and say she has 1/4 chance of winning the game. then if she wins the game, probably 1/4th chance of winning the set. if she wins the set, then at best 1/4th chance of winning the match.

                      so 1/4 x 1/4 x 1/4 is 1/64 odds (and i'm being generous) which would be -6300 on errani
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                      • Sport_Fish
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                        • 12-06-10
                        • 4079

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Regul8er
                        OK Guys.....Errani is -5350 right now. She has match point. Even if she fails to capitalize on the next point, she'll be in a duece situation. Even if she doesn't win that, she will be serving for the match. Even if she doesn't get that it's 5-5, and she's up a set.

                        If this even worth looking at? At this point a retirement is a push, as winner must win 2 sets.

                        Stupid....idiotic?? I dont know.
                        If Nadal can lose while up a set and up 5-2 in the 2nd, serving for the match, to Verdasco on CLAY, then yeah Errani can sure as hell lose at her situation.

                        Even if u have a million dollars you shouldnt play anything like that.
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                        • adila1401
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                          • 11-16-11
                          • 2014

                          #13
                          I agree with the post above..No way you should put up that kinda dough for that little return..Plenty of other better match ups out there
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                          • Br0nxer
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                            • 03-25-11
                            • 13665

                            #14
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                            • King Mayan
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                              • 09-22-10
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by milwaukee mike

                              maybe i missed my calling as a male prostitute...



                              That chick is fugly btw.
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                              • JohnnyRudeboy
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                                • 11-30-09
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                                #16
                                a tight bottom goes a long way
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                                • jjgold
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                                  • 07-20-05
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                                  #17
                                  MIke you have strange taste man

                                  Get a hold of yourself and soon
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                                  • hels
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                                    • 04-12-09
                                    • 8767

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    MIke you have strange taste man

                                    Get a hold of yourself and soon
                                    This sounds like Shari.
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                                    • robmpink
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                                      • 01-09-07
                                      • 13205

                                      #19
                                      She looks like a female EWOK.
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                                      • Devin22
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                                        • 04-08-12
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                                        #20
                                        Nobody grunted better than Capriati. Capriati after she beat Martina Hingis.
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                                        • mathdotcom
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                                          • 03-24-08
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                                          #21
                                          standards in milwaukee must be fukkin low
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                                          • Devin22
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                                            • 04-08-12
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                                            #22
                                            Capriati in her heyday.


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                                            • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Devin22
                                              Capriati in her heyday.


                                              that's not Capriati, not even close pal
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                                              • robmpink
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                                                • 01-09-07
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                that's not Capriati, not even close pal
                                                agreed, not even close. Capriati looked like a normal female EWOK in her prime. That is on a good day.
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                                                • Devin22
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                                                  • 04-08-12
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                                                  #25
                                                  She's got dark hair, like tennis and grunts. Thats good enough for me.
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                                                  • will2survive
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                                                    • 11-26-09
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                    she wins me money
                                                    she grunts in italian "walk-EEE"
                                                    she turns me on

                                                    match currently suspended errani up 6-1 5-3(ad errani)

                                                    Bull, you picked her to beat Sharapova and she lost. You're not being honest, SBR LEGEND
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                                                    • milwaukee mike
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by will2survive
                                                      Bull, you picked her to beat Sharapova and she lost. You're not being honest, SBR LEGEND
                                                      check the matches before that before calling me a liar

                                                      i had her (i think) as a dog for 3 straight matches before the loss to sharapova, so by my calculations winning 3 times as a dog, losing once as a dog, and then almost certainly winning again when the match resumes results in profit

                                                      did i say she wins me money every single time i bet on her? she made the finals of the french open singles AND won the doubles
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                                                      • will2survive
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                                                        • 11-26-09
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Devin22
                                                        Capriati in her heyday.




                                                        This is not Capriati
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                                                        • milwaukee mike
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                                                          #29
                                                          yeah here's some capriati good and bad
                                                          not too many female tennis players have rocked a mullet



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                                                          • Br0nxer
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                                                            • 03-25-11
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                            that's not Capriati, not even close pal

                                                            its the doritos girl

                                                            ali landry
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                                                            • Le_Donk
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                                                              • 02-13-10
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • Dancemanmarc2
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                                                                • 05-17-12
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                                                                #32
                                                                Lepchenko was showing some pointies at the French Open.
                                                                Errani doesn't do it for me....
                                                                But money is money would turn me on too if I was riding her in the French
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                                                                • milwaukee mike
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  lepchenko for you danceman

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                                                                  • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'll take Ivanovic..

                                                                    no trolls for me..
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                                                                    • milwaukee mike
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      ivanovic for you peavy, what a beauty

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