keystone kid from sbr.tv......

[compaqDikk]

explain yourself

what'd you do with lochette?

are you on the regular stiff or superStiff page? did you use your ex on there?

can you not afford coorsLite so you have to drink keystone and natty you broke bum

i swear, you were one of my partners in a lab we ran in east arkansas before we were railroaded. when did you turn tout? late 90s?

take out the pics of cheerleaders as it distracts us


thanks

[SlickFazzer]

I haven't had a keystone in 10 years.

[flyingillini]

Compakky you are by far the best poster ever on SBR, your posts are top notch! Keep up the good work.

[compaqDikk]

I haven't had a keystone in 10 years.

you don't know what you're missing slicker

[Nicky Santoro]

# of beers this guy drinks per day?

16.5 ov -120
16.5 un even

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Does this guy take drugs?

YES -700
NO +500

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Does he ever leave the house without that cap?

NO -285
YES +245

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How old is that hat?

8.5 yrs old ov -135
8.5 yrs old un +115

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Has he ever washed that hat?

NO -125
YES +105

[onthewhat]

Nicky your lines are sharp, I can't find an edge

[Nicky Santoro]

thanks onner..


Did he buy those sunglasses from the 1 dollar store?

YES -345
NO +285

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When was the last time he shaved that mustache??

11.5 yrs ago -110
11.5 yrs ago -110

[RogueJuror]

definitely something to do with with the disappearance of loshak

[SlickFazzer]

Nicky, put me down for the limit.

UNDER 16.5 BEERS (EVEN)

*I would say he crushes about 14 a day, with the occasional case on Sat or Sun.
I put the daily beer consumption at 14.

DRUG USE (YES -700)

*Weeds and painkillers.

LEAVES HOUSE WITHOUT CAP (YES +245)

*Pawn shop and church.

AGE OF CAP (OVER 8.5 -135)

*Solid 11 years I am guessing.

HAS THE CAP BEEN WASHED (YES +105)

*Nicky the cap is as white as a sheet, I bet he washed it for the video.

[compaqDikk]

this guy could be a 2nd cousin of richkiss but got all the good look jeans.

what the fukk is he sitting in? it's a like a throne with a sheet draped over it

[Nicky Santoro]

slicker, i would never take your bets..... ever.. you seem like a pretty sharp guy.. and very astute...

slicker,, i take 500 max bets on this, but i am lowering your limit to 50 bucks.. you are too sharp.. those are some pretty good bets..and pretty accurate info on your part too.

[compaqDikk]

is there a gigantic hole underneath his ass that he empties 2x a month on that thing he sits on and hasn't moved off from since 1982?

Yes -1200
no +989

has he registered to vote?

yes +999
no- -1400

i'm sure we'll have a job board line in the morning posted once we give him a chance to respond to us via a post or vid

welcome aboard keystone, you will fit in fine here

[compaqDikk]

here's his website. anyone wanna go halvsies? will only set you back 100

[compaqDikk]