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  • BEANTOWNJIM
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-05
    • 4610

    #1
    (beantownjim lands a job at bet islands)
    BOYS I DONT MIND TELLING YOU WHEN I WAS WRONG ABOUT A GUY AND JON AT BET ISLANDS ISNT THE GUY I THOUGHT HE WAS.BOYS I HAD A LONG TALK WITH BOTH JON AND NICK TONIGHT AND WE ALL AGREED IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I LEFT MY LOVELY WIFE AND TOOK A JOB AT BET ISLANDS IN COSTA RICA.I AM TELLING YOU FELLAS JON AND I REALLY HIT IT OFF I DONT THINK THE GUY IS GAY BUT HE PRACTICALLY HAD ME MOVING IN WITH HIM. BOYS I WOULD GO TO COSTA RICA AND WORK IN THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT I WOULD BE IN CHARGE OF HANDING OUT BONUSES AT MY OWN DISCRETION.SO IF BROCK LANDERS CAME TO ME AND ASKED FOR THE BET ISLANDS (BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL) I WOULD KINDLY HAND HIM OVER AT LEAST 20% CASH WITH A SMALL ROLLOVER 3X OR 4X I COULD UP THE ANTY DEPENDING ON THE GUYS ATTITUDE ON THE PHONE.

    BOYS THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING DECISION MY LOVELY WIFE IS A WONDERFULL WOMEN AND SHE PAYS ME A NICE ALLOWANCE EACH MONTH BUT IF I WENT TO WORK FOR BET ISLANDS I COULD BE LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

    THIS IS HOW JON DESCRIBED A TYPICAL DAY AS A BET ISLAND EMPLOYEE HIGH LEVEL LIKE ME AND JON.

    9.30 A.M. JON SAYS WE WAKE UP
    10 A.M. WE CHECK TO SEE HOW MUCH MONEY WE MADE LAST NIGHT AND THAT OUR TELLERS DIDNT ROB US.
    11.AM WE WALK AROUND THE OFFICE JOKING WITH THE EMPLOYEEES DRINKING COFFEE AND MINGLING.
    12 A.M. OUR DAY IS COMPLETED WE WILL GO OUT ON THE SEAS FOR A SAIL FISHING IS OPTIONAL.WE WILL SMOKE CUBAN CIGARS AND DRINK TOP SHELF.WE MIGHT BRING A COUPLE OF COSTA RICAN CLERKS WITH US THAT LIKE TO SUN BATHE.
    4 P.M. WE GO BACK TO JONS MANSION SIT AROUND THE COMPUTER AND WATCH WICH WAY THE SUCKERS MONEY IS GOING THEN I WILL CHANGE THE LINES BEFORE THE WISE GUYS CHECK IN.AFTER THE LINES ARE ALL SET JON SAYS JIM LETS GO GET SOME DINNER MY TREAT
    8 P.M. AFTER MY 3RD LOBSTER AND 5TH CORONA I ASK JON IF HE HAS ANY CLERKS WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT THAT LIKE TO GIVE MASSAGES I AM PRETTY BEAT DOWN LIVING JONS LIFESTYLE I AM NOT USED TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
    11 P.M. MAN I AM 52 YEARS OLD I CANT KEEP UP WITH THESE GUYS JON SAYS THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BUT I CANT KEEP UP I TOLD JON I AM COMING OFF MINOR HEART TROUBLE.HE SAYS WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE ON THESE 3 COSTA RICAN WOMEN ALONE.

    BOYS THIS IS A GREAT LIFESTYLE AND I REALLY WANT TO TAKE THE JOB AT BET ISLANDS BUT HOW DO I TELL MY LOVELY WIFE OF 24 YEARS I AM GOING TO WORK FOR A SPORTSBOOK IN COSTA RICA.THIS MIGHT NOT GO OVER SO WELL

    P.S. BOYS JON TOLD ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I THINK I AM GOING TO BE TAKING NICK'S JOB SO IF YOU TALK TO NICK AT BET ISLANDS DONT MENTION THE FACT THAT BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO BE HIS BOSS AND NICK IS GOING TO BE MY OWN PERSONAL COFFEE BOY. NICK BY THE WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE REGULAR WITH 2 SUGARS.

    BOYS ALL THIS MONTH BET ISLANDS IS GOING TO BE RUNNING THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS BUT YOU WONT FIND A BETTER OFFSHORE BONUS
  • Br0nxer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-11
    • 13665

    #2
    nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    • Smoke
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-09-09
      • 48111

      #3
      I want 100% bonus 4X rollover

      Thanks jimmy
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      • nosniboR11
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-02-08
        • 10042

        #4
        well i can guarantee you that if you worked for betislands, I would never deposit there again
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        • BEANTOWNJIM
          SBR MVP
          • 08-12-05
          • 4610

          #5
          I DONT KNOW ABOUT 100 BUT WILL YOU SETTLE FOR 50%
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          • turtlejc
            SBR MVP
            • 10-18-11
            • 3958

            #6
            best post ever
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            • BEANTOWNJIM
              SBR MVP
              • 08-12-05
              • 4610

              #7
              NOS PLEASE I WORK FOR THE PLAYERS I AM THERE TO HELP YOU NOY HURT YOU
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              • redsoxfreak91
                Restricted User
                • 10-17-11
                • 903

                #8
                You could just "get rid of her" and then you never have to go through the trouble of telling her? I'm pretty sure all those AWESOME perks would take the thoughts from your mind.


                P.S. make sure to get a Viagra connect ya old man
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                • Scorpion
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-04-05
                  • 7797

                  #9
                  jimmy must be working there as a janitor

                  i heard they fired their black janitor before they hired him
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                  • BEANTOWNJIM
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-12-05
                    • 4610

                    #10
                    VIAGRA DID YOU HEAR THE COMMERIAL FOR THIS IF YOU GET AN ERECTION THAT LASTS LONGER THAN 4 HOURS YOU SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT RIGHT AWAY OH MAN IF I GET AN ERECTION THAT LASTS 4 MINUTES MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT.I WOULD BE AFFRAID TO TRY VIAGRA
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                      I DONT KNOW ABOUT 100 BUT WILL YOU SETTLE FOR 50%
                      split it down the middle jimmy 75% freeplay 4X roll
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                      • kmarinouofm
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-26-09
                        • 8437

                        #12
                        i am positive bean town jim is a ghost of the guy who used to be JJ
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                        • Scorpion
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-04-05
                          • 7797

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                          i am positive bean town jim is a ghost of the guy who used to be JJ
                          that cant be beano lives in boston

                          offshore books will never give a guy who cant spell and didnt finish high skool a desk job
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                          • betplom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-20-06
                            • 13444

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Br0nxer
                            nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
                            :


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                            • BEANTOWNJIM
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-12-05
                              • 4610

                              #15
                              I AM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW WITH JON TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS THAT DEPOSIT 500 OR MORE A 25% CASH BONUS WITH A 3X ROLLOVER WE CAN CALL IT THE (BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL) BOYS THIS WILL BE A LIMITED BONUS OFFER AND STILL HAS TO BE APPROVED.IF YOU TALK TO JON ASK HIM FOR THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL I WILL BE ABLE TO DO BETTER WHEN I GET AN OFFICE AT BET ISLANDS

                              STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS

                              IT WILL DEFINITLY BE AVAILABLE FOR THE START OF FOOTBALL SEASON
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                              • Scorpion
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-04-05
                                • 7797

                                #16
                                what is the promotion code?
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                                • BEANTOWNJIM
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-12-05
                                  • 4610

                                  #17
                                  BOYS I JUST TOLD MY LOVELY WIFE I AM MOVING TO COSTA RICA AND WORKING FOR A SPORTSBOOK WE ARE WAITING FOR THE AMBULANCE TO COME RIGHT NOW MY LOVELY WIFE IS HAVING ME COMMITTED

                                  SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE HEAT TODAY IT HIT 99 IN BOSTON SHE THOUGHT I WAS DILLUSIONAL ABOUT COSTA RICA THEN WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS SERIOUS SHE CALLED THE GUYS IN THE WHITE COATS I AM OFF TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE FOR MENTAL PATIENTS ALSO KNOW AS MASS MENTAL.

                                  BOYS I GUESS IT WILL BE NICE BEING TAKEN AWAY IN A NET WITH GUYS IN WHITE COATS

                                  BOYS IT WAS ALL A DREAM I AM OFF TO BE HEAVELY SEDATED MY DREAM OF WORKING AT BET ISLANDS IS OVER I AM OFF TO THE FRUIT FARM BOYS I AM BONKERS

                                  STAY IN TOUCH FELLAS

                                  BEANTOWNJIM
                                  MASS MENTAL INSTITUTE
                                  340 LONGWOOD AVE
                                  BOSTON MA,02165

                                  SO LONG BOYS THE AMBULANCE IS HERE.

                                  HI GUYS I WORK FOR BET ISLANDS SPORTSBOOK I CAN GET YOU 50% BONUS O.K. JIM WE WONT HURT YOU JUST LET US THROW THIS NET OVER YOU AND BE A GOOD FELLA WE WONT HURT YOU WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU

                                  BUT I KNOW JON AT BET ISLANDS QUICK GIVE THIS GUY MEDICATION HE'S GONE
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                                  • YorkHunt
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-11-10
                                    • 7496

                                    #18
                                    BTJ I hope to god your not a father
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                                    • konck
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-17-06
                                      • 12554

                                      #19
                                      What a fukin idiot I hope the Negro's catch up with him soon
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                                      • Smoke
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-09-09
                                        • 48111

                                        #20
                                        I'm glad to ser a fellow brethren advance on the offshore industry

                                        Jimmer remember us little guys
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                                        • yisman
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-01-08
                                          • 75682

                                          #21
                                          I got a call from Nick just yesterday I think it was. Gotta hit him back and tell him.
                                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                          [/quote]

                                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                          • Brock Landers
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 06-30-08
                                            • 45359

                                            #22
                                            Great post Jimmy
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                                            • 19th Hole
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-22-09
                                              • 18957

                                              #23
                                              Jimmy....We're comin' to set ya free.
                                              Take those bedsheets that you have tied together and
                                              throw them out of that 3rd floor window.
                                              Be careful bouncing off of the 2nd floor windows on your way
                                              down.

                                              We stopped at your place to get some cash and your passport.
                                              Your wife said, "Let the bahstahd go....Good riddence...Here's the flippin' passport,
                                              but I ain't givin' that little ratass any cash."
                                              The boys chipped in and got ya a ticket to C.R
                                              and some travelin' cash..
                                              There is a green cab waiting right in front of your building.
                                              Inside the cab, on the backseat you'll find your passport, flyin' around
                                              money and a one-way ticket to San Jose, CR.

                                              We wish ya the best Jimmy....and remember the degens up north.
                                              Byeeeee......
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                                              • nosniboR11
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-02-08
                                                • 10042

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                                                NOS PLEASE I WORK FOR THE PLAYERS I AM THERE TO HELP YOU NOY HURT YOU


                                                anybody that would trust you is an idiot
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                                                • flyingillini
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-06-06
                                                  • 41219

                                                  #25
                                                  Your leaving beautiful Cote St Luc for a shit hole in Costa Rica????
                                                  המוסד‎
                                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                  • BEANTOWNJIM
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 08-12-05
                                                    • 4610

                                                    #26
                                                    THANKS FOR THE POINTS RAMONE I COULD USE THEM AFTER I BET ALL MY POINTS ON THE MIAMI MARLINS LAST NIGHT.

                                                    BUT WHO GIVES A F-CK ABOUT POINTS I BET 589 TO MAKE 550 ON THE OVER IN THE MIAMI HEAT GAME

                                                    I GRIN WHEN I WIN
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                                                    • GamblerSpirit
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-18-11
                                                      • 4085

                                                      #27
                                                      If this is not a hoax, best of luck!
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        hey beaner, how's it going at betislands?
                                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                        [/quote]

                                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                        • freelife1
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 02-08-12
                                                          • 580

                                                          #29
                                                          real funny joker
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                                                          • yisman
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-01-08
                                                            • 75682

                                                            #30
                                                            Beaner, check in
                                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                            [/quote]

                                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                            • RyanLeafOfBets
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 01-03-10
                                                              • 8164

                                                              #31
                                                              Jim, get me a bonus pal.
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                                                              • BEANTOWNJIM
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 08-12-05
                                                                • 4610

                                                                #32
                                                                I AM HERE BOYS ALTHOUGH I AM NOT AN EMPLOYEE AT Bet Islands I HAVE A LOT OF CONTACTS WITH UPPER MANAGEMENT.I AM TRYING TO WORK OUT A SPECIAL FOOTBALL BONUS PROGARAM CALLED THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL

                                                                DEPOSIT 500 DOLLARS OR MAORE AND GET A 25% CASH BONUS WITH A 3X ROLLOVER I THINK THIS IS PRETTY FAIR

                                                                STAY TUNED BOYS I AM IN DISCUSSION WITH JON FROM BET ISLANDS BOYS THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL WILL BE AVAILABLE STARTING TODAY AT 6 P.M. EASTERN TIME AND LASTING UNTIL THE FIRST NFL REGULAR SEASON GAME.

                                                                CALL JON AT BET ISLANDS AND ASK HIM FOR THE BEANTOWNJIM SPECIAL

                                                                I GRIN WHEN WE WIN
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                                                                • ProfaneReality
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 04-14-09
                                                                  • 7607

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Odd that Beaner, JJ, and Mathy all do these hour by hour fictional itineraries
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                                                                  • edawg
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-09-11
                                                                    • 2820

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Betislands new bonus promotion called the BTJ "WE GRIN WHEN YOU DEPOSIT"
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                                                                    • The Prick
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-31-05
                                                                      • 4965

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Scorpion
                                                                      that cant be beano lives in boston

                                                                      offshore books will never give a guy who cant spell and didnt finish high skool a desk job
                                                                      jajaja mosta them offshore is owned by dudes who cant spell an didnt finish high school
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