Canceling Little League games tomorrow because there's a nice day card tomorrow

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Canceling Little League games tomorrow because there's a nice day card tomorrow
    Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

    Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

    But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

    Will have some solid picks tomorrow

    - mathy
  • MendozaLine
    SBR MVP
    • 01-11-10
    • 4088

    #2
    I give this a 7/10
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    • probettor1
      SBR MVP
      • 04-22-11
      • 1985

      #3
      I'm going to the bathroom now, i hope there is toilet paper there, last time I had to wipe my ass with my wife towel.
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      • ZetaPsi808
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-18-08
        • 12119

        #4
        tough crowd here at sbr mathy

        mathy lets beat some closing lines tomorrow pal
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        • probettor1
          SBR MVP
          • 04-22-11
          • 1985

          #5
          mathdotcom that skinny face in you avatar is you or is it adrien brody? nice guy face I'd say.
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          • daneault23
            SBR MVP
            • 09-08-09
            • 3877

            #6
            Mathy, you ever give any of those kids the hook?
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            • InTheDrink
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-23-09
              • 23983

              #7
              It's like he's trying to figure out how far is too far with his sbr brethren.

              GL mathematician

              Not tonight bro
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              • Ra77er
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-20-11
                • 10969

                #8
                Mathy probably has a laser dot strike zone.....over is 10-2 last 12 games.
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                • probettor1
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-22-11
                  • 1985

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mathdotcom
                  Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

                  Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

                  But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

                  Will have some solid picks tomorrow

                  - mathy
                  i feel sorry for those kids, is summer time bro. How much you bet per game and how many game I'll be willing to give you a 5-10% ROI for your bets tomorrow so you dont bet and help the kids. 2 bets of 300? with a 5% ROI is 30 dollars. I'll pay.
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                  • thechaoz
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-23-09
                    • 12154

                    #10
                    Any plays would be great
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                    • biggie12
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-30-05
                      • 13794

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                      Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

                      Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

                      But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

                      Will have some solid picks tomorrow

                      - mathy
                      shut up
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                      • No coincidences
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 01-18-10
                        • 76300

                        #12
                        Are you actually posting these plays?
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                        • mathdotcom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          Ejected a few parents for arguing balls and strikes

                          Also once a dad flew onto field from stands, but a short guy like 5'2 5'3. I got right in his face, he backed up so fast he fell to the ground and I stuffed a $100 bill in his mouth like ted dibiase used to do
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            My threads attract so much heat it's unreal

                            I could post a blank thread and guys would be all over me
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #15
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                              • No coincidences
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-18-10
                                • 76300

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                I got right in his face, he backed up so fast he fell to the ground and I stuffed a $100 bill in his mouth like ted dibiase used to do
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                                • Deuce
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 01-12-08
                                  • 29843

                                  #17
                                  Webber got heated with me. Fukk him.
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                                  • iceminers26
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-13-08
                                    • 15600

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by No coincidences

                                    that was a good one, I got a good chuckle out of it as well
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                                    • probettor1
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-22-11
                                      • 1985

                                      #19
                                      I couldnt get pass the first 10 seconds of the video. Did i miss anything? I hope your picks are better that this fukking video.
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                                      • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                        • 01-02-12
                                        • 19736

                                        #20
                                        yanks and kc so far...
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388208

                                          #21
                                          LOL

                                          Old Video from the past

                                          Mathy you really an umpire??

                                          I feel bad for the kids have a guy like Mathy running the league
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                                          • alling
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-13-10
                                            • 1405

                                            #22
                                            Im cancelling my volunteer graduate physics class today so I can give you picks. Make sure to click on this string minute by minute because I get paid 1/2 cent a click. Its either this gig or back to blowing bums for $1 a trick. This gig is how I can afford to bet $5 a game. Stay for further updates. You're welcome.
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                                            • nosniboR11
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-02-08
                                              • 10042

                                              #23
                                              yes math because you are the only umpire

                                              you are just as bad as dumb ass jj, making up dumb shit

                                              fuk you
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                                              • vaas187
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 03-01-12
                                                • 2280

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                Some great games on the afternoon card tomorrow, so I sent an e-mail to all the parents tonight canceling all the games tomorrow

                                                Yes I am a little league umpire, I do give back to the community

                                                But cannot pass up these games tomorrow afternoon, I don't give a fukk if there isn't a single cloud in the sky

                                                Will have some solid picks tomorrow

                                                - mathy
                                                so basically you were canned?
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                                                • mathdotcom
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-24-08
                                                  • 11689

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                                  yes math because you are the only umpire

                                                  you are just as bad as dumb ass jj, making up dumb shit

                                                  fuk you
                                                  Yes it is the JRBLL - Jewish Regional Baseball Little League and all umpires must go through an extensive vetting process
                                                  As a result I am basically only guy within 75 mile radius that can ump games.
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388208

                                                    #26
                                                    Lol

                                                    Mathy the type of kid after you meet him you huddle with your buds and say what a dick

                                                    I know guys like him in little league and parents Fukkin hate him
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                                                    • balls2wall
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-20-09
                                                      • 2642

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by probettor1
                                                      i feel sorry for those kids, is summer time bro. How much you bet per game and how many game I'll be willing to give you a 5-10% ROI for your bets tomorrow so you dont bet and help the kids. 2 bets of 300? with a 5% ROI is 30 dollars. I'll pay.

                                                      I wouldn't take him literally bro.

                                                      I doubt he is even an umpire. I am not sure his frame could support the weight of the umpire gear.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388208

                                                        #28
                                                        Is mathy really 6-1..129????
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                                                        • a4u2fear
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 01-29-10
                                                          • 8147

                                                          #29
                                                          another attention whoring thread with no picks.
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                                                          • mathdotcom
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-24-08
                                                            • 11689

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by a4u2fear
                                                            another attention whoring thread with no picks.
                                                            Still early

                                                            Jays ML is the play
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                                                            • Deuce
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 01-12-08
                                                              • 29843

                                                              #31
                                                              Mathy, why do you explain yourself to these needle stroking prick balls??
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                                                              • mathdotcom
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-24-08
                                                                • 11689

                                                                #32
                                                                Jays RHE O25.5 -120
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                                                                • mathdotcom
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-24-08
                                                                  • 11689

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Jays O3 +147 RHE 1st inning
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                                                                  • mathdotcom
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-24-08
                                                                    • 11689

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Action action action, post post post
                                                                    ___
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                                                                    • nrok2118
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-10-12
                                                                      • 1182

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Wow i think you got some power mathy, figred Ill throw in on the Jays and my ML jumped from -102 to -110 in the 3 seconds it took me to enter my wager
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