Did you guys know I was an assistant coach @ Iowa?

[Mr. Jones]

Jesus christ Fishhead, how many ghosts have you created over the years? How do you remember all the passwords?

Mr. Funke look at my avatar. Do I look like a ghost to you? Next thing you know I'll be accused of living in a cornfield in Iowa.

[Fishhead]

Fishhead knows his stuff. Boys listen and learn. I'm being serious here. I only wish all of you could spend a few months or years at watering holes and sporting events with our boy as I have had the priviledge to do.

The man is a genius. However he is grossly unconventional, unusual, and unorthodox in his approach to sports, gambling and winning in the game of life. He can go over the edge at any point in a given evening, morning or afternoon and is the epitome of a loose cannon. And of course he must be securely tethered as his beer count goes up. As such, he can quite accurately be described as THE GONZO GURU OF GAMBLING.

Hope all is well MR JONES............and the MRS.

[Fishhead]

By the way, wish everyone had the oppurtunity to meet MR. JONES..............

Truly one of the most legendary posters to ever hit these forums..........one of the most entertaining posters in real life you will ever meet, and perhaps this forums greatest athlete.

[EmpireMaker]

You were the water boy Fishhead.

[Fishhead]

You were the water boy Fishhead.

Basically, but a highly glorified one..............

[yisman]

I was, early 80's..........undergrad assistant.

Bobby Stoops was the starting strong saftey
Mike Stoops was also in the secondary
Kurt Ferentz was the strength coach
Barry Alvarez was the defensive coordinator
Bill Snyder was the offensive coordinator
Hayden Fry was head coach

There are many more coaches and players that many of you would recognize.

[mcbaseball10]

It's what his closest friends call him Yisser. I'm sure there is a story behind the name change.

[purecarnagge]

Basically, but a highly glorified one..............

Dude your just a lying poser. Exposed. Trying to take credit for shit you didn't earn or say. Your just another SBR Fraud.

[SlickFazzer]

Fishhead is one of the best +EV bettors this industry has ever seen.

[Dirty Sanchez]

im a 350 pound semi pro tennis player so anything is possible

What a sight that must be....if bullshitting was against the law, there would alot of people on this site doing time

[pavyracer]

Well he beat the slots for $500,000, he bought a $330,000 farm with cash and won a $2.5 million bet on a -1400 ML. Why would he lie about being a coach of Iowa football team? It's not like someone can call the school or google it.