Training camp for the SBR Bash starts tomorrow

[SBR_John]

What's on your schedule?

I'm doing the normal card counting practice and throwing 65's on a hop, putting out feelers on how I can get some cover chip free plays preferably not counterfeit unless they are perfect. New projectX graphites going on my Answer's. Start my strength training this weekend in case anyone throws down on me. First thing I need to do is get my plane ticket .

[Blondie]

What's on your schedule?

I'm doing the normal card counting practice and throwing 65's on a hop, putting out feelers on how I can get some cover chip free plays preferably not counterfeit unless they are perfect. New projectX graphites going on my Answer's. Start my strength training this weekend in case anyone throws down on me. First thing I need to do is get my plane ticket .

So, when Lou starts wigging out because I don't have mine yet, can I use this line?

[minet123]

you forgot to add "Practicing dealing with local authorities when Losahck gets picked up by LVPD for those Interpol warrants"
For what he did to the beer girl at Cariari

[milwaukee mike]

practicing my firm NO for when mrs milwaukee gets drunk and needs another hundred or two for casino war

also drinking cheap scotch and beer to get my body accustomed to it

[dj_destroyer]

Started a similar thread about a week ago so I'm already in full swing.

[CarpeDime]

you forgot to add "Practicing dealing with local authorities when Losahck gets picked up by LVPD for those Interpol warrants"
For what he did to the beer girl at Cariari

you talking about sh*t that happened in 2009???? unreal

netter that stuff was taken care of LONG ago, even then I knew the right people locally

unreal

netter for the billionth time they will never get me on anything i am untouchable pal

anyway re the bash:

physical: military presses, 100 crunches 5x daily, no carbs, starting anadrol, dianabol cycles this week, curls, lunges, free weights, gutter pulls, lateral runs, gut clenches, delt reaches, might add more later

general mental: reading art of war, excerpts from st augustine, manglobindhi yoga, starting in with some remote viewing techniques as well

chicks: re-reading the game, hired a deangelo-school coach for online coaching to tighten up my game which is "funny as*hole"

gambaling: not too much, getting tips on slow-moving mlb casinos, cutting a few agreements with a few modelers offshore, making arrangements in case I need to get down at Pinny/Matchy

[King Mayan]

We all might share a room with JJgold.

So, I'm practicing how to keep my butthole tight/impenetrable while I'm asleep...

[minet123]

you talking about sh*t that happened in 2009???? unreal

netter that stuff was taken care of LONG ago, even then I knew the right people locally

unreal

netter for the billionth time they will never get me on anything i am untouchable pal

DIS and I quote has this in your file

patrón de la enfermedad sexual depravada en lo que respecta a las niñas adolescentes


Careful they love to make examples at McCarran

[CarpeDime]

DIS and I quote has this in your file

patrón de la enfermedad sexual depravada en lo que respecta a las niñas adolescentes


Careful they love to make examples at McCarran

nice

i may take that on as my "street name" here - "gringo depravado" I kind of like that

[Cheme82]

Practicing being patient with my kids so that I won't lose my cool when some idiot at the craps table blames his losing on me playing the dark side, or when a chain-smoking baccarat player looks at his tracking sheet and claims the table "changed" right when I sat down and started to play nothing but banker, or when a sore loser in blackjack blames his misfortune on a dummie that hit a 12 vs. a dealer's 5.

[dj_destroyer]

Can Walker pull some strings for me? I don't think they're gonna let me into the States...

[milwaukee mike]

Practicing being patient with my kids so that I won't lose my cool when some idiot at the craps table blames his losing on me playing the dark side, or when a chain-smoking baccarat player looks at his tracking sheet and claims the table "changed" right when I sat down and started to play nothing but banker, or when a sore loser in blackjack blames his misfortune on a dummie that hit a 12 vs. a dealer's 5.

sorry in advance for doing all those things

but it really will be your fault and that dumbass' fault for hitting on 12

[BIGDAY]

Walker, get a mechanical bull... Every poster will get timed...

I'll have the spurs on my boots... Could be epic.




Other than that, I'm practicing my throws... Might throw a few people in the shark tank.

[sweep]

trolling craigs list and backpage.com....also watching JJ's hooker review video 3 times a day.

[Cheme82]

sorry in advance for doing all those things

but it really will be your fault and that dumbass' fault for hitting on 12

I'll try to stay away from your table then.

[Br0nxer]

We all might share a room with JJgold.

So, I'm practicing how to keep my butthole tight/impenetrable while I'm asleep...

[milwaukee mike]

We all might share a room with JJgold.

So, I'm practicing how to keep my butthole tight/impenetrable while I'm asleep...

just buy one of these and wear it tightly, that way he can't play with either end

[King Mayan]

[Cuse0323]

WTF

[BIGDAY]

[CarpeDime]

just buy one of these and wear it tightly, that way he can't play with either end

odds if jjgold had this contraption in his house he would wear it in a video

yes -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000
no +100000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000

[ttwarrior1]

half the people in this thread won't be there nor will I