I just had a nightmare about this year's Bash.

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  • Cheme82
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-03-08
    • 7823

    #1
    I just had a nightmare about this year's Bash.
    So I was taking a nap around 11 a.m. today and I was dreaming that I was making my great entrance to sausage fest 2012 with my wife. Then I started getting worried that with the male-to-female ratio of 67/1 a bunch of degens were going to try to fuk her. It was very vivid, the agony of being worried all the time. I'm not a jealous guy so I don't know if this is what it feels like to be one. Jealous guys, please let me know if this is how you feel, if that's the case I feel bad for you. That shit feels worse than depression.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Do you think it will be a sausage fest?
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      Cheme knows it will be a sausage fest...
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      • BIGDAY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #4
        summer sausage 2012...
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        • Cheme82
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-03-08
          • 7823

          #5
          Hell yeah bro, if 2010 in Vegas and 2011 in C.R. are any indication the yes. Even if you count all the models, female staff, etc. Not even close.
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          • BIGDAY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 02-17-10
            • 48245

            #6
            97 hoohoo dillies
            8 laddies

            Sounds about right...
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            • King Mayan
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-22-10
              • 21326

              #7
              I love sausage..

              High protein.
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              • boeing power
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-23-10
                • 9698

                #8
                Unless your wife is into 40 year old fat virgins you will be pretty safe.
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Common man

                  Share your wife with the brethren
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                  • SlickFazzer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-08
                    • 20209

                    #10
                    Does sbr provide females for the bash?
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                      Does sbr provide females for the bash?
                      Does JJ in drag count??
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                      • Cheme82
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-03-08
                        • 7823

                        #12
                        Now that I think about it, with those kinds of numbers I wonder how much more likely a gay poster is to go to the Bash? I mean we all know we are degens that have no self control. With the free booze, the gay poster can be sure of having at least 40 or so guys beyond wasted on any given night. Which means that out of the 100 or so guys that will show up, probably about 20 of them are gay. So I will be very wary of all the familiar faces (BIGDAY, Capybara, 305guru, katstale, sinmiedo, milwaukee mike, ryanspeer2001, bobbyfk, Speedpro, Conan, Iwinyourmoney, Mug, fishmonger, blittydeuce, eidolon, aggieshawn, Opie1988, KKoz9, pimike, 20Four7, Cappy, jose21_us, Paco, solobass, SBRJohn) according to my math, at least 5 of you fukers likes kok.
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                        • samgurt
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-31-10
                          • 2980

                          #13
                          You should be fine

                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.
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                          • SlickFazzer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-22-08
                            • 20209

                            #14
                            Will sbr allow them to hook up at the bash.?
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                            • BIGDAY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 02-17-10
                              • 48245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cheme82
                              Now that I think about it, with those kinds of numbers I wonder how much more likely a gay poster is to go to the Bash? I mean we all know we are degens that have no self control. With the free booze, the gay poster can be sure of having at least 40 or so guys beyond wasted on any given night. Which means that out of the 100 or so guys that will show up, probably about 20 of them are gay. So I will be very wary of all the familiar faces (BIGDAY, Capybara, 305guru, katstale, sinmiedo, milwaukee mike, ryanspeer2001, bobbyfk, Speedpro, Conan, Iwinyourmoney, Mug, fishmonger, blittydeuce, eidolon, aggieshawn, Opie1988, KKoz9, pimike, 20Four7, Cappy, jose21_us, Paco, solobass, SBRJohn) according to my math, at least 5 of you fukers likes kok.
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Bigday has the most to worry about. He has a super hot wife. However he is a friend so I have his back. Nobody touches his wife except him!
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                                • Cheme82
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-03-08
                                  • 7823

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Smoke
                                  Bigday has the most to worry about. He has a super hot wife. However he is a friend so I have his back. Nobody touches his wife except him!
                                  And she's super nice too, and a fellow educator. MMACHICKA: I need you to hang out with my wife and convince her to let me teach how to ride a motorcycle. She'll listen to you.
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                                  • milwaukee mike
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                                    • 08-22-07
                                    • 26914

                                    #18
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                                    Originally Posted by Cheme82
                                    Now that I think about it, with those kinds of numbers I wonder how much more likely a gay poster is to go to the Bash? I mean we all know we are degens that have no self control. With the free booze, the gay poster can be sure of having at least 40 or so guys beyond wasted on any given night. Which means that out of the 100 or so guys that will show up, probably about 20 of them are gay. So I will be very wary of all the familiar faces (BIGDAY, Capybara, 305guru, katstale, sinmiedo, milwaukee mike, ryanspeer2001, bobbyfk, Speedpro, Conan, Iwinyourmoney, Mug, fishmonger, blittydeuce, eidolon, aggieshawn, Opie1988, KKoz9, pimike, 20Four7, Cappy, jose21_us, Paco, solobass, SBRJohn) according to my math, at least 5 of you fukers likes kok.










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                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Cheme82
                                      And she's super nice too, and a fellow educator. MMACHICKA: I need you to hang out with my wife and convince her to let me teach how to ride a motorcycle. She'll listen to you.
                                      I forgot, you guys were talking motorcyles last year!

                                      She loves to RIDE!!!
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                                      • BIGDAY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 02-17-10
                                        • 48245

                                        #20
                                        Cheme, she's an admin now. You two could talk about so much, i'd be lost.

                                        Trying to find a way to get a day or two off, but that is her first week back and it isn't looking good. I told her I would fly her out Friday night. We'll see. MmaChick might be a game time decision. So your gay comment is just looking like I brought her the last couple years just for a cover up...
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                                        • milwaukee mike
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 08-22-07
                                          • 26914

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                          Cheme, she's an admin now. You two could talk about so much, i'd be lost.

                                          Trying to find a way to get a day or two off, but that is her first week back and it isn't looking good. I told her I would fly her out Friday night. We'll see. MmaChick might be a game time decision. So your gay comment is just looking like I brought her the last couple years just for a cover up...
                                          yeah anyone else notice how mmachicka looks just like bigday's sister?
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                                          • BIGDAY
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 02-17-10
                                            • 48245

                                            #22
                                            Blue eyes, blonde hair... Mike might be onto something here...
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                                            • Cheme82
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-03-08
                                              • 7823

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                              Cheme, she's an admin now. You two could talk about so much, i'd be lost.

                                              Trying to find a way to get a day or two off, but that is her first week back and it isn't looking good. I told her I would fly her out Friday night. We'll see. MmaChick might be a game time decision. So your gay comment is just looking like I brought her the last couple years just for a cover up...
                                              That's awesome bro, I'm trying to finish my Masters so I can move up too. Hopefully she makes it, if not then you can finally unwind during this year's sausage fest.
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