So I was taking a nap around 11 a.m. today and I was dreaming that I was making my great entrance to sausage fest 2012 with my wife. Then I started getting worried that with the male-to-female ratio of 67/1 a bunch of degens were going to try to fuk her. It was very vivid, the agony of being worried all the time. I'm not a jealous guy so I don't know if this is what it feels like to be one. Jealous guys, please let me know if this is how you feel, if that's the case I feel bad for you. That shit feels worse than depression.
I just had a nightmare about this year's Bash.
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Cheme82SBR Hall of Famer
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#1I just had a nightmare about this year's Bash.Tags: None -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#2Do you think it will be a sausage fest?Comment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
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#3Cheme knows it will be a sausage fest...
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BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
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#4summer sausage 2012...Comment -
Cheme82SBR Hall of Famer
- 09-03-08
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#5Hell yeah bro, if 2010 in Vegas and 2011 in C.R. are any indication the yes. Even if you count all the models, female staff, etc. Not even close.Comment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
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#697 hoohoo dillies
8 laddies
Sounds about right...
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King MayanSBR Posting Legend
- 09-22-10
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#7I love sausage..
High protein.Comment -
boeing powerSBR Hall of Famer
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#8Unless your wife is into 40 year old fat virgins you will be pretty safe.Comment -
SmokeSBR Aristocracy
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#9Common man
Share your wife with the brethrenComment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#10Does sbr provide females for the bash?Comment -
Cheme82SBR Hall of Famer
- 09-03-08
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#12Now that I think about it, with those kinds of numbers I wonder how much more likely a gay poster is to go to the Bash? I mean we all know we are degens that have no self control. With the free booze, the gay poster can be sure of having at least 40 or so guys beyond wasted on any given night. Which means that out of the 100 or so guys that will show up, probably about 20 of them are gay. So I will be very wary of all the familiar faces (BIGDAY, Capybara, 305guru, katstale, sinmiedo, milwaukee mike, ryanspeer2001, bobbyfk, Speedpro, Conan, Iwinyourmoney, Mug, fishmonger, blittydeuce, eidolon, aggieshawn, Opie1988, KKoz9, pimike, 20Four7, Cappy, jose21_us, Paco, solobass, SBRJohn) according to my math, at least 5 of you fukers likes kok.Comment -
samgurtSBR MVP
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#13You should be fine
Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#14Will sbr allow them to hook up at the bash.?Comment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
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#15Now that I think about it, with those kinds of numbers I wonder how much more likely a gay poster is to go to the Bash? I mean we all know we are degens that have no self control. With the free booze, the gay poster can be sure of having at least 40 or so guys beyond wasted on any given night. Which means that out of the 100 or so guys that will show up, probably about 20 of them are gay. So I will be very wary of all the familiar faces (BIGDAY, Capybara, 305guru, katstale, sinmiedo, milwaukee mike, ryanspeer2001, bobbyfk, Speedpro, Conan, Iwinyourmoney, Mug, fishmonger, blittydeuce, eidolon, aggieshawn, Opie1988, KKoz9, pimike, 20Four7, Cappy, jose21_us, Paco, solobass, SBRJohn) according to my math, at least 5 of you fukers likes kok.Comment -
SmokeSBR Aristocracy
- 10-09-09
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#16Bigday has the most to worry about. He has a super hot wife. However he is a friend so I have his back. Nobody touches his wife except him!Comment -
Cheme82SBR Hall of Famer
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Originally Posted by Cheme82
Now that I think about it, with those kinds of numbers I wonder how much more likely a gay poster is to go to the Bash? I mean we all know we are degens that have no self control. With the free booze, the gay poster can be sure of having at least 40 or so guys beyond wasted on any given night. Which means that out of the 100 or so guys that will show up, probably about 20 of them are gay. So I will be very wary of all the familiar faces (BIGDAY, Capybara, 305guru, katstale, sinmiedo, milwaukee mike, ryanspeer2001, bobbyfk, Speedpro, Conan, Iwinyourmoney, Mug, fishmonger, blittydeuce, eidolon, aggieshawn, Opie1988, KKoz9, pimike, 20Four7, Cappy, jose21_us, Paco, solobass, SBRJohn) according to my math, at least 5 of you fukers likes kok.
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BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
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#20Cheme, she's an admin now. You two could talk about so much, i'd be lost.
Trying to find a way to get a day or two off, but that is her first week back and it isn't looking good. I told her I would fly her out Friday night. We'll see. MmaChick might be a game time decision.So your gay comment is just looking like I brought her the last couple years just for a cover up...
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milwaukee mikeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-22-07
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#21Cheme, she's an admin now. You two could talk about so much, i'd be lost.
Trying to find a way to get a day or two off, but that is her first week back and it isn't looking good. I told her I would fly her out Friday night. We'll see. MmaChick might be a game time decision.So your gay comment is just looking like I brought her the last couple years just for a cover up...
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BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
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#22Blue eyes, blonde hair... Mike might be onto something here...Comment -
Cheme82SBR Hall of Famer
- 09-03-08
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#23Cheme, she's an admin now. You two could talk about so much, i'd be lost.
Trying to find a way to get a day or two off, but that is her first week back and it isn't looking good. I told her I would fly her out Friday night. We'll see. MmaChick might be a game time decision.So your gay comment is just looking like I brought her the last couple years just for a cover up...
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