News Flash: Barack Obama is JACK THE RIPPER
Proof positive just unearthed in England!
He is also a vampire. Stays alive and youngish by drinking the blood of his victims. But he is about 140 years old.
If, horror of horrors, he becomes president, he'll be able to send Secret Servicemen out to procure him victims for his blood feasts.
And imagine what a presidential banquet would be like - for god's sake, don't drink that "tomato juice."
MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT
He is also a vampire. Stays alive and youngish by drinking the blood of his victims. But he is about 140 years old.
If, horror of horrors, he becomes president, he'll be able to send Secret Servicemen out to procure him victims for his blood feasts.
And imagine what a presidential banquet would be like - for god's sake, don't drink that "tomato juice."
MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT