I am responsible for Sage Rosenfels jumping like an idiot and fumbling...

[themajormt]

Had to put this because of the Obama thread...

[durito]

you owe me $1,000

[themajormt]

Obama owes us trillions...according to MS...

[Willie Bee]

I'm responsible for Paul Newman's death. The night before he passed away, I had a dream that involved his wife Joanne Woodward, and that's all I want to say about that on account of kids being in the room right now.

[Mudcat]

Don't defend Obama. He is personally responsible for a lot of crap and it's time it all came out.

He is behind the thing in Entertainment Industry reporting where they combine the names of couples, like Bennifer and Brangelina.

He's the one who puts all that cholesterol in cheesecake.

Last but certainly not least, he is responsible for the way guys sometimes get a dual stream when peeing.



And he stole my bike.

[LT Profits]

you owe me $1,000

And I thought you were a whale.