Do men actually need BOTH testicles?

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  • natrass
    SBR MVP
    • 09-14-05
    • 1242

    #1
    Do men actually need BOTH testicles?
    Just a friend of mine might be having an op.

    His radiologist said its not like feet or ears or whatnot and told him that men are actually left or right-testicled .. that is they will favour one more than the other.

    That, over a man's sexual lifespan, one of the testciles will actually become what he called a "sleepy testicle" and basically end up contributing next to nothing in the output department.

    Likewise, from the age of about 10 you begin to devlop a "dominant testicle".

    If you're pumping from both barrells you end up with twins and stuff.

    Now this has to be a load of, well, bollocks surely? But, then, why do we have two .. surely just one big one would do fine .. OK, balance and stuff but we only have one nose, tongue, etc.

    I cant find anything on google (kind of a hard one to define the search on).

    Has anyone noticed if this is true? Its never been something Ive noticed.

    He also stupidly didnt ask how you can find out which you are (it has no corrolation to being left or right handed apparently).
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    I know a successful guy that bread three children with only one nut.
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    • betplom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-06
      • 13444

      #3
      Originally posted by SlickFazzer
      I know a successful guy that bread three children with only one nut.
      We call guys like that "sex offenders" breeding children? Sick.
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      • mathdotcom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-08
        • 11689

        #4
        1 nut is enough but might have to take testosterone supplements
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        • betplom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-06
          • 13444

          #5
          Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest.
          Chuck Norris won... by five.
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          • RogueJuror
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-08-08
            • 10010

            #6
            Originally posted by betplom
            We call guys like that "sex offenders" breeding children? Sick.
            LMAO

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            • Mudcat
              Restricted User
              • 07-21-05
              • 9287

              #7
              My testicles have a complex relationship - but it seems to work. The active nut is happy because he's getting all the action and he laughs at what a loser the sleepy one is. The sleepy grape laughs at how the other dude is working all the time while he takes it easy.

              They have a certain amount of contempt for each other but each is happy in his role so things remain harmonious in my nutsack.
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              • slacker00
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-06-05
                • 12262

                #8
                Lance Armstrong got one chopped off, then went on to win 7 Tours de France. I think he even had a couple kids. Don't quote me on that. Regardless, he seems to be a model of human health, beating cancer and everything. It almost makes me want to hack one off, just to see if it makes me into superman like him. lmao
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                • Willie Bee
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-14-06
                  • 15726

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                  I know a successful guy that bread three children with only one nut.
                  You should never use 'bread' and 'three children' in the same statement.



                  Originally posted by natrass
                  Likewise, from the age of about 10 you begin to devlop a "dominant testicle".
                  I think that's the technical term for what my wife calls me, Big Nut.
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                  • Panic
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-06-08
                    • 10367

                    #10
                    I'm out.
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                    • RogueScholar
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-05-07
                      • 5082

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mudcat
                      My testicles have a complex relationship - but it seems to work. The active nut is happy because he's getting all the action and he laughs at what a loser the sleepy one is. The sleepy grape laughs at how the other dude is working all the time while he takes it easy.

                      They have a certain amount of contempt for each other but each is happy in his role so things remain harmonious in my nutsack.
                      Without question this is a Post of the Month candidate!
                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                      • natrass
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-14-05
                        • 1242

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mudcat
                        My testicles have a complex relationship - but it seems to work. The active nut is happy because he's getting all the action and he laughs at what a loser the sleepy one is. The sleepy grape laughs at how the other dude is working all the time while he takes it easy.

                        They have a certain amount of contempt for each other but each is happy in his role so things remain harmonious in my nutsack.
                        For some reason the song Ebony and Ivory came into my head.
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                        • betplom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-20-06
                          • 13444

                          #13
                          This was an interesting thread.
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                          • Justin7
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-31-06
                            • 8577

                            #14
                            Nuts are like kidneys and lungs. Redundancy is good, but you only need one.
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                            • yisman
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #15
                              next thread: Do women actually need BOTH breasts?

                              discuss
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

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                              • slacker00
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-06-05
                                • 12262

                                #16
                                Originally posted by yisman
                                next thread: Do women actually need BOTH breasts?

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                                They need neither. Christina Applegate got both lopped off as a preventative measure against cancer. She's doing just fine.
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                                • accuscoresucks
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-03-07
                                  • 7160

                                  #17
                                  for years i thought i only had one
                                  works just fine
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                                  • Mudcat
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 07-21-05
                                    • 9287

                                    #18
                                    Of course an important thing to consider is appearance. Would my bag be so irresistably attractive if there was just one nut?

                                    Probably not.

                                    Who knows what effect it would have on the human population if men's ball-sacks weren't so good-looking.
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                                    • AMBlai01
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-16-08
                                      • 5882

                                      #19
                                      how do we know which Nut taking all the workload?
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                                      • Mudcat
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 07-21-05
                                        • 9287

                                        #20
                                        I always figured the busy one is the one making all the noise. My left nut is silent whereas the right one hums.
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                                        • betplom
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-20-06
                                          • 13444

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by slacker00
                                          They need neither. Christina Applegate got both lopped off as a preventative measure against cancer. She's doing just fine.

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                                          • Nicky Santoro
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 04-08-08
                                            • 16103

                                            #22
                                            Tommy G. has only 1 ball.. and he is perfectly ok.


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