If I Lived In Texas, I Would Vote For This Guy

rkelly110 · 05-25-12, 07:19 PM

I'm that guy who observes other people peeing on the fence and laughing my ass off.

frogsrangers · 05-25-12, 07:31 PM

Voted for him the other day. Hope he wins, he has had the best radio ads.

King Mayan · 05-25-12, 07:34 PM

If i lived in texas, i would kill myself.

frogsrangers · 05-25-12, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

If i lived in texas, i would kill myself.

Lived in California for 6 months last year, never going back. Couldn't wait to get back to Texas.

Mr KLC · 05-25-12, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

If i lived in texas, i would kill myself.

Could I interest you in a one way ticket to Dallas, Mayan?

MUHerd37 · 05-25-12, 07:59 PM

I liked him!

King Mayan · 05-25-12, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

Could I interest you in a one way ticket to Dallas, Mayan?

Nahh, but you can get me one to your town..

DwightShrute · 05-25-12, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

Could I interest you in a one way ticket to Dallas, Mayan?

I will chip in a couple hundred for the airfare

thetrinity · 05-25-12, 10:31 PM

texas fuckin sucks down there. worst state i was ever in, no casinos and hot humid bs weather then 10 degrees in north texas in winter.

manny24 · 05-25-12, 11:15 PM

prettiest girls i have ever seen live in dallas...i used to run at white rock lake place is crawling with dimes...people must have thought i had heartburn because i always ran around with a half a pack of rolaids in my shorts.

Sam Odom · 05-25-12, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by manny24

prettiest girls i have ever seen live in dallas...

greenhippo · 05-26-12, 01:11 AM

You're all right, Texas blows, I tell everyone I know when I have the means and a plan, I'm out of this crap state. BUT, there are a ton of very attractive women down here. Stay out of the boonies and you can't help but find hotties almost anywhere. They help, but it is hot as balls down here, I don't know what a snowy, or even very cold Christmas feels like. A majority of the people are as stupid as they are shameless

visualrealism · 05-26-12, 03:35 AM

Good food out there... of course fat people everywhere.

Tully Mars 63 · 05-26-12, 05:11 AM

Texas has it's share of hot chicks but they seem to be taught to apply make-up by 1st grade. Some, not all, but some really over do it. They can have smoking bods and very pretty faces but apparently take make-up lessons From Mimi-

Has for the OP it's a funny ad but I'd have to know more about his policy ideas before I'd vote for him. But then again he's running for a railroad commission post. So not sure how much damage or help he could be regarding the main points his ad touch on. Unless the national debt and an out of state disgraced politician are not his main points and he's really concerned keeping other politicians from peeing on electric fences.