I thought the guy who tried to sell his entire family on Ebay took the cake, but check this one out.

For sale on EBay: Cubs loyalty
Your dignity should never be for sale. Your loyalty? Well let us see what the highest bid goes for.
Scot Moore, a 30-year-old Cubs fan from Minneapolis, has put his loyalty to the Chicago Cubs up on EBay.
The sweep by the Los Angeles Dodgers last week sealed the deal.
There have been 34 bids and the high bid by late morning was $2,025.The money will be donated to two threater groups in Minneapolis, the Cromulent Shakespeare Company and Prufrock Theatre.
Moore told James Janega of the Chicago Tribune that in "the interest of sparing my emotions from one more gut-wrenching season I am auctioning off my loyalty to the Chicago Cubs."
Bidding ends Monday and you need to throw in $4.80 for shipping and handling (insurance up to you).
"I can't take it anymore," Moore said. "I get too invested."
Your dignity should never be for sale. Your loyalty? Well let us see what the highest bid goes for.
Scot Moore, a 30-year-old Cubs fan from Minneapolis, has put his loyalty to the Chicago Cubs up on EBay.
The sweep by the Los Angeles Dodgers last week sealed the deal.
There have been 34 bids and the high bid by late morning was $2,025.The money will be donated to two threater groups in Minneapolis, the Cromulent Shakespeare Company and Prufrock Theatre.
Moore told James Janega of the Chicago Tribune that in "the interest of sparing my emotions from one more gut-wrenching season I am auctioning off my loyalty to the Chicago Cubs."
Bidding ends Monday and you need to throw in $4.80 for shipping and handling (insurance up to you).
"I can't take it anymore," Moore said. "I get too invested."