A Palin Stump Speech on Energy Policy I'd Like to See

[ms61853]

Ya know, when I talk 'bout energy independence, I say drill here, drill now.

Well, what does Barack Obama talk 'bout when he's talkin' 'bout drillin'?

Well, he's talkin' 'bout taking his wee wee and drillin' it into Larry Sinclair's bung hole!

By golly, you betcha, ya know he is.

[tacomax]

McCain is trying to formulate an energy policy which will decrease the dependence on foreign oil. One idea is to make pizza delivery boys use bikes instead of cars. I'm all for it.