dow down to 9600. friendly reminder from JJ about how to get savings at stores

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  • compaqDikk
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-05
    • 5699

    #1
    dow down to 9600. friendly reminder from JJ about how to get savings at stores
    "I never pay the full amount and get huge discounts on everything. I got myself a nice laptop valued at 1 Dime for $400 by telling the worker to smash the box and dent the edge of the laptop and when I bring it up to the cashier I cause a fukkin big stir and the manager basically gives it away.


    Secondly needed a new power drill valued $600, all I did was open the box pretending to look at it and when no one was looking smashed the mother fukker on the ground and paid only $180 for it because it was damaged a little on the exterior.


    I bought 20 Gallons of paint for a job I hustled up and again real simple young lads all I did was get a hammer from the next aisle and pound the sides of them and dented every one. I duked a worker so he did not say anything and he actually helped me!!



    52" TV, Best Buy floor model, real easy, you go to the top right corner and tap it with a small hammer and it should crack. You really never view the top right anyway and then you tell them you want the floor model and pretend you do not see the crack at first and then go hay wire on them and get the huge discount.


    45 Bags of cement, mini crow bar to each bag, I load them on the hand truck and I walk them to check out and the fukkin cement is going all over and the managers go fukkin crazy and tell me to stop and I play dumb and act it out and go "What?" and then I proceed to make an academy award acting scenario, kicking the bags and mumbling to myself about how I loaded all these bags and di not know they had holes in them....ect.... end of story got all the bags free!!!


    One more my favorite, Costco soda, I dent the tops of some of the cans in each case by pounding them into the ground and get 40% off the 20 cases.

    At times you will have to duke a kid that works there to watch for you and help you and other times its real easy because no one is around. Also be careful of the angles of the security cameras but in most cases they only look at them if theft is going on. Damaging good is real quick and not easy to pick up on a camera.

    Be a good actor also.
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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Remove this post now MODS
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    • compaqDikk
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-08-05
      • 5699

      #3
      why?
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      • Panic
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-06-08
        • 10367

        #4
        This is what will happen when Compaq gets caught with his hammer:

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        • compaqDikk
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-08-05
          • 5699

          #5
          panic we are sticking it to the corps. your 401k is down 33% in 30 days. take action now
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          • Fishhead
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-11-05
            • 40179

            #6
            Good ideas JJ
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Posters should not be allowed to dig up old threads of the past and post on another forum. I vote Compactor be banned for 2 days. How can he rob over 75k on E-Bay and be allowed to post here?
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #8
                jj we will settle this in chat like gentlemen. it's not necessary to give your 702 # when you're in there waiting on me. be there at 14.30 PM EST

                fwiw, ebay is down 52 week high of 40 to 16. did i put that much of a dent in them or did i use hamemrs?
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                • Fishhead
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Posters should not be allowed to dig up old threads of the past and post on another forum. I vote Compactor be banned for 2 days. How can he rob over 75k on E-Bay and be allowed to post here?



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                  • compaqDikk
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-05
                    • 5699

                    #10
                    fish i'm not digging at all. these are tips to helps posters down on their luck with market conditions. this is why we are here to get an angle. migh as well go down figthing
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                    • bmw530i
                      Restricted User
                      • 04-19-08
                      • 4058

                      #11
                      I have said this before the Dow is so overinflated, now we are finally going to right this market at about 9000 to 9500. Lets get this over with.
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                      • RogueScholar
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-05-07
                        • 5082

                        #12
                        I think those are some great ideas. The OP should be commended and given a t-shirt, not banned or restricted.
                        Originally posted by StraitShooter
                        90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                        • compaqDikk
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-08-05
                          • 5699

                          #13
                          rogey usually duke between $20- $50 and the nit wit will do anything, dont forget most of these clowns are burnouts and outcasts so they do not give a fuk about the store.

                          rogey you pay $140 for a boom box and i pay $40
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                          • RogueScholar
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-07
                            • 5082

                            #14
                            Actually I tend to acquire most of my household goods as alternative payment for certain "dark pharmaceuticals." So I would say that EnglishMike pays the $140 (after he kicks down to CW), you pay the $40, and I pay nothing.
                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                            • compaqDikk
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-08-05
                              • 5699

                              #15
                              rogey were you the one that told me about cheap indian meds for you .com that rajeev sales? IE valium then flip them on the open market? is this what we mean by black? roguey i have guys that pay $1000 for 5000 vals and all i do is cut off chalk and ship it to them
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                              • SlickFazzer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-08
                                • 20209

                                #16
                                Outstanding money saving tips guys. SBR has some of the sharpest minds around.
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                                • blix177
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 09-20-08
                                  • 1520

                                  #17
                                  Please retitle to "friendly reminder how to steal from the store." Oh the EV on your plan is negative for anyone with a college degree. I.E. College degree easily tops 150k. You get caught no decent company would ever higher you, so you just wasted 150k. Not to mention being someone bitch in jail isn't fun.
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                                  • RogueScholar
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-07
                                    • 5082

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                    rogey were you the one that told me about cheap indian meds for you .com that rajeev sales? IE valium then flip them on the open market? is this what we mean by black? roguey i have guys that pay $1000 for 5000 vals and all i do is cut off chalk and ship it to them
                                    Actually I make it a particular point to avoid pills. It's just a personal thing, I despise even taking Advil for a headache or Alka Seltzer for a hangover. As a farmer I tend to stick solely to things that come from the Earth.
                                    Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                    90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                    • RogueScholar
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-05-07
                                      • 5082

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by blix177
                                      Please retitle to "friendly reminder how to steal from the store." Oh the EV on your plan is negative for anyone with a college degree. I.E. College degree easily tops 150k. You get caught no decent company would ever higher you, so you just wasted 150k. Not to mention being someone bitch in jail isn't fun.
                                      Hey man, let me give you some friendly advice. Talking out of your ass with only 20+ posts is bad juju. First of all, my degree from Oregon State was free thanks to the State of Oregon. Secondly, anyone can get any job, regardless of their criminal history. And finally, only squares like you get caught doing this kind of scheme. The lynchpin to the whole concept is that you're stealing from a chain store, where even the manager is more concerned about damage control with an angry customer than the bottom line effect of the discounts.

                                      So here's a piece of free advice: Don't give up your McJob to try to scam with the big boys. You have to actually have a set of functioning balls to live like this.
                                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                      • compaqDikk
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-08-05
                                        • 5699

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by blix177
                                        Please retitle to "friendly reminder how to steal from the store." Oh the EV on your plan is negative for anyone with a college degree. I.E. College degree easily tops 150k. You get caught no decent company would ever higher you, so you just wasted 150k. Not to mention being someone bitch in jail isn't fun.
                                        blixie we also give blank $100 giftcards to bosses at Xmas parties. usually 10 days before our reviews/raises and does help with promotions that spring. most cards don't get used anyway so no biggie
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                                        • blix177
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 09-20-08
                                          • 1520

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                          blixie we also give blank $100 giftcards to bosses at Xmas parties. usually 10 days before our reviews/raises and does help with promotions that spring. most cards don't get used anyway so no biggie

                                          Short Compaq +EV
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                                          • RogueJuror
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-08-08
                                            • 10010

                                            #22
                                            This thread makes me proud I'm part of this forum.

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                                            • RogueScholar
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-05-07
                                              • 5082

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                              This thread makes me proud I'm part of this forum.
                                              Me too. It's topics like this that let me know that SBR is "my tribe". Well, kind of like a superset of my tribe. EnglishMike isn't part of my tribe, but I like the fact that he's here, as a contrast to the more valuable posters.
                                              Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                              90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                              • AMBlai01
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-16-08
                                                • 5882

                                                #24
                                                JJ why are you ashamed? These are great! and in economic times such as these...we need all the help we can get.

                                                BTW by economic times such as these by no means do I mean the stock market issues, I mean the middle of football season....where we will all be barreled in soon enough.
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                                                • compaqDikk
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-08-05
                                                  • 5699

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by blix177
                                                  Short Compaq +EV
                                                  we are watching you. i can have your IP banned permanently with one phone call. a cell phone i bought (sorta) at bestBuy nonetheless
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                                                  • RogueJuror
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-08-08
                                                    • 10010

                                                    #26
                                                    compaq dork i bought one my self at best buy, I got the $10 dollar one, compaq call me i'm loose in the States

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                                                    • compaqDikk
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-08-05
                                                      • 5699

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                                      compaq dork i bought one my self at best buy, I got the $10 dollar one, compaq call me i'm loose in the States
                                                      the goose is loose. here's the # on your contract is big
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