You know you're a degenerate when...

[TheCentaur]

-almost half of your phone contacts are gambling related

-you think nothing of putting 100's or 1000's into action but can't stomach spending a grand on nice new tires that you need

[Vinnie Paz]

Hah. I had a friend text me yesterday "im at the movies but obviously gonna be checking scores more than watching the movie"

Broke out laughing from that.

[keyboarding]

You use +EV and -EV in reference to everyday activities.

You have no interest in watching sports unless you have action on the game.

You constantly come up with prop bets with your friends.

You've had action on all 4 games on MLB.tv's Mosiac View.

You've lost your bankroll at least once in your lifetime because of a "can't lose" chase system.

[HoulihansTX]

When all of your browsers bookmarks are gambling related

[PickWinnerAllDay]

When you bet on the Detroit Tigers.

[TheCentaur]

You use +EV and -EV in reference to everyday activities.

[keyboarding]

All your friends call you to place wagers for them.

You've made multiple accounts on poker software because you believe it makes a difference.

You believe in jinxes.

You believe in reverse jinxes.

You've made a parlay with more than 3 games and became upset when it inevitably lost.

You post in Player's Talk or The Saloon on SBR.